Whether you're actively searching for your version of The Great Australian Dream, whether you're fantasising about it, whether you own property already and are trying to get the mortgage monster off your back, or whether you simply enjoy a good ol' chat about the real estate market like any Australian worth their weight in avocados... put this in your ears and turn up the volume.

If you're in the thick finding a place, chances are all of your screen time is absorbed by endless hours trawling through property search sites. You're also probably busy making cash to fund the thing. Well, think of this podcast as your cheat sheet to make the whole thing work out far better for you. It's like a crash course in real estate (and the finance you need to get it) - and you don't even need to leave the house.

All the classic real estate characters and experts are here - the young first home buyer, the struggling Sydney property searchers, the mortgage guru, the buyers agent, and the serial property investor. And you can soak it all up without having to do so much as open your eyes.

A new episode drops each week, so go ahead and subscribe. Tell your partner. Tell your real estate obsessed friends. Tell your colleagues, your barista, your Uber driver and your Tinder date. Because after all the affordability hoopla, it's time Australians got some real talk on real estate.

The Floor Plan is produced by uno Home Loans - the online mortgage broker.