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      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music, by demand.

01:10 These cats think they own the place.

03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl.

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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 10:23:14 -0500</pubDate>
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00:20 Kim is going to go and eat worms.

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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:28:08 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Reality TV; bomb boxers; donkeytute; gamblers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for you.

00:23 Can we just put 2011 behind us? Great.

01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.

02:40 This is the definition of choking.

03:]]></description>
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02:40 This is the definition of choking.

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01:40 Zombie tools are awesome.

02:40 This is the definition of choking.

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      <title>Episode 0767 â€“ Disguise</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:07:38 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Pumpkins and fear; arm guillotine; Craigslist doctor; fake cop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So awesome, it hurts when you pee.

00:20 We get a lot of that.

01:25 This is a crippling attitude.

 02:15 Kim hides it unde]]></description>
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00:20 We get a lot of that.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:43:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Being growed; bag of gold; body storage; genetic markers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment.

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00:00 Theme music. Yeah, you know it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:50 There are things you need to do when you move into an apartment.

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      <title>Episode 0764 â€“ Victimized</title>
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      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:00:46 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard.

00:25 Well, this is not fun.

 01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me.

 02:45 Ignorance is bliss.

 03:45 The worst has a]]></description>
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 01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me.

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      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Stolen; armadillo attack; mom ejector; ex-con job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks so hard.

00:25 Well, this is not fun.

 01:20 Pretty sure this is not for me.

 02:45 Ignorance is bliss.

 03:45 The worst has a</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0763 â€“ Horrified</title>
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      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 10:03:27 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little treat.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow]]></description>
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00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. A little treat.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:55 Email us - rwtyshow</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Scary movie; babies and television; seed thieves; restroom rules; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little treat.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, Halloween people.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0762 â€“ Dysfunction</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0762-dysfunction/</link>
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      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:08:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change.

00:30 We let the poets in.

01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.

 02]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.



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00:30 We let the poets in.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change.  00:30 We let the poets in.  01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.   02</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Family dysfunction; corn maze; pumpkin carver; swords punishment; driving kid; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will never, ever change.

00:30 We let the poets in.

01:30 Thing 3 believes we are very dysfunctional.

 02</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0761 â€“ Churchgoer</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0761-churchgoer/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1188982/episode-0761-churchgoer/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:34:03 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.

04:15 This kid is trouble.

 06:40 There will not be any actual burning.

 0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.

04:15 This kid is trouble.

 06:40 There will not be any actual burning.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Just for you.  01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.  04:15 This kid is trouble.   06:40 There will not be any actual burning.   0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: iPhone; troubling child; basement dwellers; donations; pornnapped; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

01:00 Oh, iPhone. We love you.

04:15 This kid is trouble.

 06:40 There will not be any actual burning.

 0</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0760 â€“ Dating Game</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0760-dating-game/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1188981/episode-0760-dating-game/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:05:02 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 The theme music. It burns.

00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.

00:55 It is a girl thing.

 02:30 Lying to your father is not nice,]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.



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00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.

00:55 It is a girl thing.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 The theme music. It burns.  00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.  00:55 It is a girl thing.   02:30 Lying to your father is not nice,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Boy problems; chemical fight; baby thief; baby art; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 The theme music. It burns.

00:25 Extra whipped cream is only for the nice people.

00:55 It is a girl thing.

 02:30 Lying to your father is not nice,</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0759 â€“ Government Work</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0759-government-work/</link>
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      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 11:59:59 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music.

00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome.

01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.

03:00 This kind of noise ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music.

00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome.

01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.

03:00 This kind of noise ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music.  00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome.  01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.  03:00 This kind of noise </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Desert; crime costs; special rates; treating kids; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music.

00:15 Welcome back. That is correct. You are welcome.

01:45 People need to be notified when they are annoying.

03:00 This kind of noise </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0758 â€“ Charitable</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0758-charitable/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1185295/episode-0758-charitable/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:14:21 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.

01:30 Kim is pretty good at p]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899.



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00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.

01:30 Kim is pretty good at p]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot.  00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.  01:30 Kim is pretty good at p</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Games; volunteers; human pie; deadly nuts; you mad, bro; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like a little festival, in your earslot.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, all you people.

01:30 Kim is pretty good at p</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0757 â€“ Ill Informed</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0757-ill-informed/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1182317/episode-0757-ill-informed/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:33:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So special.

00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days.

 01:35 This is a good way to get killed.

 02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So special.

00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days.

 01:35 This is a good way to get killed.

 02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. So special.  00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days.   01:35 This is a good way to get killed.   02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Cleaning mishap; donor issues; oddness; class warfare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So special.

00:30 We see a lot of this kid these days.

 01:35 This is a good way to get killed.

 02:55 Ladies, pay attention to your</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0756 â€“ Now You See It</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0756-now-you-see-it/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1182316/episode-0756-now-you-see-it/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:56:04 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we like you.

00:15 It was a rough day.

01:50 Shell shock.

03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.

 04:20 The]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we like you.

00:15 It was a rough day.

01:50 Shell shock.

03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.

 04:20 The]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because we like you.  00:15 It was a rough day.  01:50 Shell shock.  03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.   04:20 The</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Eye problems; tear our your eyes; home drinking; taxing the fat; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we like you.

00:15 It was a rough day.

01:50 Shell shock.

03:00 Being able to see is pretty important.

 04:20 The</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0755 â€“ Clueless</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0755-clueless/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1174709/episode-0755-clueless/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:49:12 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed.

00:30 Stop crying, noobs.

 01:00 Stop being bad at games.

 01:45 Thes]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed.

00:30 Stop crying, noobs.

 01:00 Stop being bad at games.

 01:45 Thes]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0755_Clueless.mp3" length="24632306" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed.  00:30 Stop crying, noobs.   01:00 Stop being bad at games.   01:45 Thes</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Gears of War; Thing 2 dates; artificial babies; falling sky; TB dangers; back to jail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what your morning needed.

00:30 Stop crying, noobs.

 01:00 Stop being bad at games.

 01:45 Thes</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0753 â€“ Milestone</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0753-milestone/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1164604/episode-0753-milestone/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 11:06:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday!

00:30 Gears of War. So awesome.

 02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not.

 02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.

04:25 Sh]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday!

00:30 Gears of War. So awesome.

 02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not.

 02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.

04:25 Sh]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0753_Milestone.mp3" length="28294480" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday!  00:30 Gears of War. So awesome.   02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not.   02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.  04:25 Sh</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Shopping; dead guy; evil Sony; anti-memorial; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is Friday!

00:30 Gears of War. So awesome.

 02:00 The SOS is not too powerful. It is not.

 02:55 Gamer sizes are enormous.

04:25 Sh</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0752 â€“ Contention</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0752-contention/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1164603/episode-0752-contention/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 10:08:43 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You want it.

00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot?

01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.

03:30 Thing 1 comes to a ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You want it.

00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot?

01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.

03:30 Thing 1 comes to a ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You want it.  00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot?  01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.  03:30 Thing 1 comes to a </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Growing up; easily influenced; special church; pill pusher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You want it.

00:25 How is it possible that it is this hot?

01:35 You kind of missed the window, Lucy.

03:30 Thing 1 comes to a </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0751 â€“ Attention</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0751-attention/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1153996/episode-0751-attention/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 12:44:27 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely.

00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.

01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely.

00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.

01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely.  00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.  01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Dead Island; the musician; square pants; fired; corpse drop; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because you asked so nicely.

00:20 Sam was an internet troll before there was an internet.

01:05 Dead Island has some intrusive</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0750 â€“ Child Careless</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0750-child-careless/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1153007/episode-0750-child-careless/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 09:44:39 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We have to.

00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay.

 01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.

 02:35 There is no equal]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We have to.

00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay.

 01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.

 02:35 There is no equal]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. We have to.  00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay.   01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.   02:35 There is no equal</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Zombies; parenting fail; library loudness; baby-sitter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We have to.

00:25 Dead Island is okay. Not great. But okay.

 01:25 In the zombie apocalypse, life is hard.

 02:35 There is no equal</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0749 â€“ No Justice</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0749-no-justice/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1150547/episode-0749-no-justice/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 08:56:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899



00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic.

01:45 There are priorities.

03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam.

04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 The internet is very ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899



00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic.

01:45 There are priorities.

03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam.

04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 The internet is very ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899    00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic.  01:45 There are priorities.  03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam.  04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.  04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  06:00 The internet is very </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Stuff and nonsense. Call us - 214.267.9899



00:00 Theme music. Kablam. Magic.

01:45 There are priorities.

03:30 Nintendo has lost Sam.

04:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

04:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

06:00 The internet is very </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0748 â€“ Lovesick</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0748-lovesick/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1147703/episode-0748-lovesick/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 10:49:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally.

00:15 Welcome back, everyone.

00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today.

02:15 Some kids boomerang back.

03:15 Hmm, wh]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally.

00:15 Welcome back, everyone.

00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today.

02:15 Some kids boomerang back.

03:15 Hmm, wh]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally.  00:15 Welcome back, everyone.  00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today.  02:15 Some kids boomerang back.  03:15 Hmm, wh</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Test star; lurer; troll; wood ipad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you, personally.

00:15 Welcome back, everyone.

00:40 Some people have terrible attitudes today.

02:15 Some kids boomerang back.

03:15 Hmm, wh</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0747 â€“ Take That</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0747-take-that/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1145126/episode-0747-take-that/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:13:17 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like that.

00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry.

01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.

 02:25 T]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like that.

00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry.

01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.

 02:25 T]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It is like that.  00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry.  01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.   02:25 T</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Back to school; snake biter; bee burner; bear puncher; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is like that.

00:15 There are devils in the works today. Sorry.

01:45 There will be nothing left to watch on television.

 02:25 T</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0745 â€“ Bugged</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0745-bugged/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1141605/episode-0745-bugged/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:51:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Heading back]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Heading back]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Just for you.  00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:05 Heading back</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Hill people; chimney boy; in the back; ring eater; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just for you.

00:15 Welcome back, parasite hosts.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:05 Heading back</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0744 â€“ Runaway</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0744-runaway/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1133455/episode-0744-runaway/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 09:46:21 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot.

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot.

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot.  00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters.  00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The apartment; murdervision; mean monks; love; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like for superheroes and whatnot.

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, empty nesters.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0743 â€“ Rebel</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0743-rebel/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1133454/episode-0743-rebel/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:43:10 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know. Because.

00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas.

01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.

 02:40 This is sort of]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know. Because.

00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas.

01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.

 02:40 This is sort of]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You know. Because.  00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas.  01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.   02:40 This is sort of</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Rebellion; honor culture; comb death; pretty rude; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know. Because.

00:15 Welcome back, all you naughty pandas.

01:20 Some children are being a little rebellious.

 02:40 This is sort of</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0742 â€“ Responsibility</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0742-responsibility/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1133453/episode-0742-responsibility/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:06:28 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The big win.

 03:05 Kim]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The big win.

 03:05 Kim]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners.  00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:30 The big win.   03:05 Kim</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Winners; handcuff dating; Swedish mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, winners.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 The big win.

 03:05 Kim</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0741 â€“ Broken</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0741-broken/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1133452/episode-0741-broken/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 11:43:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good.

00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email u]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good.

00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email u]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0741_Broken.mp3" length="23192679" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good.  00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt.  00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:45 Email u</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The nose; vampire attack; child labor; flight pee; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because it is just that good.

00:25 Sometimes, we do not have shows because people get hurt.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email u</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0740 â€“ Heat Wave</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0740-heat-wave/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1127537/episode-0740-heat-wave/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:02:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.

00:30 It will never be cool again, m]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.

00:30 It will never be cool again, m]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0740_Heatwave.mp3" length="16952107" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.  00:30 It will never be cool again, m</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The bad hotness; fertile teeth; cancer boy; Charlie and the Wallet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You are required by law to love it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people.

00:30 It will never be cool again, m</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0739 â€“ Wilding</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0739-wilding/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1121024/episode-0739-wilding/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:11:55 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Ã‚Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff.

00:20 Do not be so mad.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 This trip will end in]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Ã‚Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff.

00:20 Do not be so mad.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 This trip will end in]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0739_Wilding.mp3" length="30043462" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Ã‚Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff.  00:20 Do not be so mad.  01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:00 This trip will end in</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The trip; copper thief; scary bunny;Ã‚Â  drunk signing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Wild stuff.

00:20 Do not be so mad.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 This trip will end in</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0738 â€“ Conspiridiots</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0738-conspiridiots/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1121023/episode-0738-conspiridiots/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:50:18 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded.

00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.

01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded.

00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.

01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of ]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0738_Conspiridiots.mp3" length="27021331" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded.  00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.  01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Coffee ranters; drunk mayors; video game killer; super lawyer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - because it is already recorded.

00:25 You miss a lot if you do not come to the live show.

01:50 Kim is not a fan of most of </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0737 â€“ Charity</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0737-charity/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1121022/episode-0737-charity/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 11:40:52 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show.

00:50 It never ends. Ever.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:3]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show.

00:50 It never ends. Ever.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:3]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0737_Charity.mp3" length="26744381" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You know you need it.  00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show.  00:50 It never ends. Ever.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:3</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Good deed; urban foragers; sex injury; low demand; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back to our show. You know, the show.

00:50 It never ends. Ever.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:3</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0736 â€“ Blah</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0736-blah/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1121021/episode-0736-blah/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 10:50:12 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll.

00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.

01:25 You do not know what hot is.

02]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll.

00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.

01:25 You do not know what hot is.

02]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0736_Blah.mp3" length="23144429" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll.  00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.  01:25 You do not know what hot is.  02</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The weather; book crisis; the hole; self surgery; facial recognition fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is how we roll.

00:25 Oh, children. How the lazy days of summer vanish.

01:25 You do not know what hot is.

02</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0735 â€“ Family</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0735-family/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1121020/episode-0735-family/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:42:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have?

00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Surpris]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have?

00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Surpris]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0735_Family.mp3" length="24320277" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have?  00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:00 Surpris</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Visitors; pool loving; shaving; abuse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. What choice do we have?

00:15 Yeah, summer time. Things slow down.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Surpris</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0734 â€“ Wellness</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0734-wellness/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1121019/episode-0734-wellness/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:01:49 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it.

00:15 Welcome back, peoples.

01:15 Sam does not get this show.

02:30 Weeds kind of ch]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it.

00:15 Welcome back, peoples.

01:15 Sam does not get this show.

02:30 Weeds kind of ch]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0734_Wellness.mp3" length="25904305" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it.  00:15 Welcome back, peoples.  01:15 Sam does not get this show.  02:30 Weeds kind of ch</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Television; Internet fears; potato fat; helmets; wage death; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it just would not be a show without it.

00:15 Welcome back, peoples.

01:15 Sam does not get this show.

02:30 Weeds kind of ch</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0733 â€“ Injustice</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0733-injustice/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1104017/episode-0733-injustice/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:00:18 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:45 Kim is not pleased.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 This is like a timewarp.

 02:15 And it is over.

 03:45 No o]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:45 Kim is not pleased.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 This is like a timewarp.

 02:15 And it is over.

 03:45 No o]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0733_Injustice.mp3" length="22736094" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.  00:45 Kim is not pleased.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:05 This is like a timewarp.   02:15 And it is over.   03:45 No o</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The trial; the inmate issue; suitcase escape; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is what it is.

00:45 Kim is not pleased.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 This is like a timewarp.

 02:15 And it is over.

 03:45 No o</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0732 â€“ Just Dance</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0732-just-dance/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1095318/episode-0732-just-dance/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:42:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby.

00:15 Welcome back to the show!

00:25 Brain explosion.

 01:20 This is a strange problem.

 02:30 The GPS has made people a little le]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby.

00:15 Welcome back to the show!

00:25 Brain explosion.

 01:20 This is a strange problem.

 02:30 The GPS has made people a little le]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0732_Just_Dance.mp3" length="22208292" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby.  00:15 Welcome back to the show!  00:25 Brain explosion.   01:20 This is a strange problem.   02:30 The GPS has made people a little le</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The giver; the bag; cat burglar; moth ear; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, baby.

00:15 Welcome back to the show!

00:25 Brain explosion.

 01:20 This is a strange problem.

 02:30 The GPS has made people a little le</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0731 â€“ Networking</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0731-networking/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1091071/episode-0731-networking/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 09:33:45 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want.

00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome.

00:30 Lots of little vacations.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want.

00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome.

00:30 Lots of little vacations.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0731_Networking.mp3" length="23648038" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want.  00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome.  00:30 Lots of little vacations.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Work; rat eater; contempt; hypnotism; swimming corpse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It is all you could ever want.

00:15 Welcome back. Seriously, welcome.

00:30 Lots of little vacations.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0730 â€“ Biology</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0730-biology/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1090138/episode-0730-biology/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 10:46:46 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we can.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.

01:45 This does not need to be in food.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we can.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.

01:45 This does not need to be in food.

0]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because we can.  00:15 Welcome back to the show.  00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.  01:45 This does not need to be in food.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Freakout; yard work; lactassault; dead teeth; confusing; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we can.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Sometimes being stupid is better.

01:45 This does not need to be in food.

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0729 â€“ Russia</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0729-russia/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1087791/episode-0729-russia/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:46:40 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do our best.

00:35 Why do companies do this?

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit.

 03]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do our best.

00:35 Why do companies do this?

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit.

 03]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. We do our best.  00:35 Why do companies do this?  01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com  02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit.   03</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Swimsuits; aliens; guard dog; deadshock; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do our best.

00:35 Why do companies do this?

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:30 Kim buys a swimsuit.

 03</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0728 â€“ Weird Magnet</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0728-weird-magnet/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1084818/episode-0728-weird-magnet/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:37:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know it.

00:15 Welcome back, winners.

00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 This system really does wor]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know it.

00:15 Welcome back, winners.

00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 This system really does wor]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You know it.  00:15 Welcome back, winners.  00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:35 This system really does wor</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Winners; hobby sites; pee water; squirshed; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know it.

00:15 Welcome back, winners.

00:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 This system really does wor</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0727 â€“ Fearsome</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0727-fearsome/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1083719/episode-0727-fearsome/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:34:25 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies.

00:30 Sam feels like a failure.

 01:25 Small town life is not safe.

 03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.

 04:15]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies.

00:30 Sam feels like a failure.

 01:25 Small town life is not safe.

 03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.

 04:15]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0727_Fearsome.mp3" length="23430550" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies.  00:30 Sam feels like a failure.   01:25 Small town life is not safe.   03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.   04:15</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Earwig; Horror; bagel face; potty spy; pool dangers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we do it for the cookies.

00:30 Sam feels like a failure.

 01:25 Small town life is not safe.

 03:00 Deal with the bugs, kid.

 04:15</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0726 â€“ Defensive</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0726-defensive/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1082596/episode-0726-defensive/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:43:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:40 This is]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:40 This is]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0726_Defensive.mp3" length="21272282" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You know you want it.  00:15 Welcome back.  00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com  01:40 This is</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Pool spiders; gross food; missing the point; death sleep; smoking; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

01:40 This is</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0725 â€“ Fixed</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0725-fixed/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1080707/episode-0725-fixed/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:42:29 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Kim breaks things, again.

 02:35 Oh, look. It brok]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Kim breaks things, again.

 02:35 Oh, look. It brok]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0725_Fixed.mp3" length="21101358" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood.  00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:30 Kim breaks things, again.   02:35 Oh, look. It brok</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Breakage; wasp attack; spoilage; wife search; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets a mood.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:30 Kim breaks things, again.

 02:35 Oh, look. It brok</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0724 â€“ Penalty</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0724-penalty/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1078611/episode-0724-penalty/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 10:53:58 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Thin]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Thin]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0724_Penalty.mp3" length="20312243" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff.  00:15 Welcome back to the show.  01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:00 Thin</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Unemployment; punch out; peanut attack; unpleasant; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that is the stuff.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Thin</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0723 â€“ Madness</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0723-madness/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1077835/episode-0723-madness/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:32:59 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know what it means.

00:30 The sickness keeps coming.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know what it means.

00:30 The sickness keeps coming.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us ]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0723_Madness.mp3" length="22424575" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you know what it means.  00:30 The sickness keeps coming.  00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:10 Email us </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Stupid people; terror hornets; uterus recursion; breast cows; fear of the internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know what it means.

00:30 The sickness keeps coming.

00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0722 â€“ Work Out</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0722-work-out/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1076805/episode-0722-work-out/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:32:19 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0722_Work_Out.mp3" length="26936499" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house.  01:20 Call us - 214.267.9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The collapse; infomercials; parent trap; customer disservice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We do it for the fans.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you people who do stuff around the house.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0721 â€“ Grow Up</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0721-grow-up/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1072408/episode-0721-grow-up/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:54:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music.

00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult.

00:50 People used to just grow up.

 01:50 This is pre]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music.

00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult.

00:50 People used to just grow up.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music.  00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult.  00:50 People used to just grow up.   01:50 This is pre</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Face holes; lack of control; money cures everything; deer parts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Oh, theme music.

00:25 Not everyone who thinks they are is an adult.

00:50 People used to just grow up.

 01:50 This is pre</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0720 â€“ Judgement Call</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0720-judgement-call/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1071583/episode-0720-judgement-call/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:58:03 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A special gift.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

02:15 Apple steals the thunder.

0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.

04:10 Sam hates car shopping]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A special gift.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

02:15 Apple steals the thunder.

0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.

04:10 Sam hates car shopping]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. A special gift.  00:15 Welcome back, people.  02:15 Apple steals the thunder.  0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.  04:10 Sam hates car shopping</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Car shopping; hypnotism; mean people; pick up lines; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A special gift.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

02:15 Apple steals the thunder.

0315 Kim is the Apple Whore.

04:10 Sam hates car shopping</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0719 â€“ Mommy Fixation</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0719-mommy-fixation/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1068910/episode-0719-mommy-fixation/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:15:57 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you love it.

00:30 Kim has a fixation.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Kim is k]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you love it.

00:30 Kim has a fixation.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Kim is k]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you know you love it.  00:30 Kim has a fixation.  00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:15 Kim is k</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Kim Creeper; TV; Texas junk; droopy drawers; forgotten; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you love it.

00:30 Kim has a fixation.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:15 Kim is k</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0718 â€“ Jerkholes</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0718-jerkholes/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1066903/episode-0718-jerkholes/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 09:21:19 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off.

00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email u]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off.

00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email u]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0718_Jerkholes.mp3" length="22232369" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off.  00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:55 Email u</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Hobo noodling; pool disaster; horspes; arrow girl; consumer pain; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Rocking your socks off.

00:15 We are picky about our hobo accents these days.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email u</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0717 â€“ Gap</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0717-gap/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1063706/episode-0717-gap/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:35:08 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will change you.

00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything.

01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured. In humorous ways]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will change you.

00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything.

01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured. In humorous ways]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It will change you.  00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything.  01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured. In humorous ways</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Teeth bills; hazing; dumies at college; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will change you.

00:40 Kids think Sam is incompetent. At everything.

01:15 Sometimes, dancers get badly injured. In humorous ways</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0716 â€“ Decisions</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0716-decisions/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1062512/episode-0716-decisions/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 11:01:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up.

00:15 Welcome back, happy people.

00:30 It is time to get brave, kids.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up.

00:15 Welcome back, happy people.

00:30 It is time to get brave, kids.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0716_Decisions.mp3" length="22616478" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up.  00:15 Welcome back, happy people.  00:30 It is time to get brave, kids.  01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The flea; chicken murder; schoolpad; fat-bottomed girls; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It will warm you right up.

00:15 Welcome back, happy people.

00:30 It is time to get brave, kids.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0715 â€“ Prey</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0715-prey/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1058342/episode-0715-prey/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:13:39 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message.

00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal.

01:30 It was a little scary.

02:15 Call us - 214]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message.

00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal.

01:30 It was a little scary.

02:15 Call us - 214]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0715_Prey.mp3" length="22232090" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message.  00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal.  01:30 It was a little scary.  02:15 Call us - 214</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: School end; Facebook and kids; mean mom; guilt-free; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Listen carefully for the hidden message.

00:30 There were storms and tornadoes. Deal.

01:30 It was a little scary.

02:15 Call us - 214</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0714 â€“ Vacated</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0714-vacated/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1057297/episode-0714-vacated/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 11:42:32 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So soothing.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY.

01:10 How is this even possible?

 01:50 Where is the dumbass fi]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So soothing.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY.

01:10 How is this even possible?

 01:50 Where is the dumbass fi]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0714_Vacated.mp3" length="29384774" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. So soothing.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY.  01:10 How is this even possible?   01:50 Where is the dumbass fi</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Brink; the free vacation; ostracism; suspended; ugly pictures; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So soothing.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of RWTY.

01:10 How is this even possible?

 01:50 Where is the dumbass fi</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0713 â€“ Raptured</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0713-raptured/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1052993/episode-0713-raptured/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 09:29:28 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks.

00:25 No one was raptured. No one.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks.

00:25 No one was raptured. No one.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0713_Raptured.mp3" length="21097188" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks.  00:25 No one was raptured. No one.  01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:00</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Deraptured; mandated diversity; goody two shoes; sammiches; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it totally rocks.

00:25 No one was raptured. No one.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0712 â€“ Out</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0712-out/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1052077/episode-0712-out/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 10:20:38 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for.

00:15 Goodbye, children.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:10 The fight.

 02:45 It is a give ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for.

00:15 Goodbye, children.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:10 The fight.

 02:45 It is a give ]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0712_Out.mp3" length="26576585" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for.  00:15 Goodbye, children.  00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com  02:10 The fight.   02:45 It is a give </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Exile; firebug; pr0n; workjerk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just what you asked for.

00:15 Goodbye, children.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com

02:10 The fight.

 02:45 It is a give </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0711 â€“ Dancer</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0711-dancer/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1044965/episode-0711-dancer/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 08:44:50 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people.

01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people.

01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0711_Dancer.mp3" length="24656676" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people.  01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.  01:55 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Dancing; permission to spank; big brother; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Because we are on vacation.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you adult-type people.

01:25 This makes people uncomfortable.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0710 â€“ Malfunction</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0710-malfunction/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1044964/episode-0710-malfunction/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 10:24:15 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.

00:30 Sam was made to suffer because K]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.

00:30 Sam was made to suffer because K]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0710_Malfunction.mp3" length="26648899" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.  00:30 Sam was made to suffer because K</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Pain; dishwasher; the anticheer; fat people contagion; the burninating baby; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, that what it is.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the RWTY.

00:30 Sam was made to suffer because K</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0709 â€“ MF</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0709-mf/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1040212/episode-0709-mf/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 10:37:56 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new.

00:40 Moms are something else.

02:30 The big mom dinner.

 03:20 Why is guacamole so e]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new.

00:40 Moms are something else.

02:30 The big mom dinner.

 03:20 Why is guacamole so e]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0709_MF.mp3" length="23408477" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new.  00:40 Moms are something else.  02:30 The big mom dinner.   03:20 Why is guacamole so e</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The day; booby doll; the tongue of the internet; playing doctor; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - maybe it is time for something new.

00:40 Moms are something else.

02:30 The big mom dinner.

 03:20 Why is guacamole so e</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0708 â€“ Turbulence</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0708-turbulence/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1039130/episode-0708-turbulence/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 10:19:58 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth.

00:15 Welcome back, apathy.

00:50 Things need to get better.

01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth.

00:15 Welcome back, apathy.

00:50 Things need to get better.

01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us ]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0708_Turbulence.mp3" length="25592679" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth.  00:15 Welcome back, apathy.  00:50 Things need to get better.  01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.  01:30 Email us </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Security; lady pocket; spyhole; bath salt high; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is so sweet, it hurts your teeth.

00:15 Welcome back, apathy.

00:50 Things need to get better.

01:25 Call us- 214.267.9899.

01:30 Email us </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0707 â€“ Ended</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0707-ended/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1036942/episode-0707-ended/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 10:29:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So worth it.

00:15 People are angry.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 Kim and]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So worth it.

00:15 People are angry.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 Kim and]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0707_Ended.mp3" length="27608622" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. So worth it.  00:15 People are angry.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:05 Kim and</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Awesome; school stealer; corporate shenanigans; birth determination; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So worth it.

00:15 People are angry.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:05 Kim and</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0706 â€“ Violence</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0706-violence/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1035945/episode-0706-violence/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 10:05:42 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole.

00:30 Just video games from now on.

01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.

 02:35]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole.

00:30 Just video games from now on.

01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.

 02:35]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0706_Violence.mp3" length="21800454" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole.  00:30 Just video games from now on.  01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.   02:35</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Video games; period injuries; phone divorce; get a job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - warm honey for your earhole.

00:30 Just video games from now on.

01:50 The charge for video game controllers is ridiculous.

 02:35</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0705 â€“ Kafka</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0705-kafka/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1031857/episode-0705-kafka/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 10:22:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money.

00:15 Oh, Sony.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money.

00:15 Oh, Sony.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0705_Kafka.mp3" length="28856831" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money.  00:15 Oh, Sony.  01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899  01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Hacked; sleepy head; the littlest gun runner; prostitute; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - something to listen to while Sony gives away your money.

00:15 Oh, Sony.

01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0704 â€“ Behavior</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0704-behavior/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1026766/episode-0704-behavior/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 10:59:19 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:10 Tornados]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:10 Tornados]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close.  00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:10 Tornados</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Storm weather; unruly; wheelchair chaser; wrecking boys; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not quite as awesome as a pot of gold, but close.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:10 Tornados</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0703 â€“ Hunger</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0703-hunger/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1025062/episode-0703-hunger/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:27:03 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, starving people.

00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman.

 01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.

 01:35]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, starving people.

00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman.

 01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.

 01:35]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back, starving people.  00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman.   01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.   01:35</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Survivorman; paleo diet; termites from hell; food tamperer; Sony fail; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, starving people.

00:25 Sam has something in common with Survivorman.

 01:15 Cabin fever is bad for you.

 01:35</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0702 â€“  Break Down</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0702-break-down/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1023370/episode-0702-break-down/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:05:14 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs.

00:30 Oh, frogs.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs.

00:30 Oh, frogs.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs.  00:30 Oh, frogs.  01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.  02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Frogs; collapse; cryer; magical; re-education; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It has a flavor.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, frogs.

00:30 Oh, frogs.

01:55 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0701 â€“ Calamity</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0701-calamity/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1023369/episode-0701-calamity/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 10:15:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

00:45 Miracle showdown.

 01:25 This is what Sam gets annoy]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

00:45 Miracle showdown.

 01:25 This is what Sam gets annoy]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman.  00:15 Welcome back, people.  00:45 Miracle showdown.   01:25 This is what Sam gets annoy</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Miracles; mustache girl; calamity; falling baby; stabby smoker; library pr0n; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a caveman.

00:15 Welcome back, people.

00:45 Miracle showdown.

 01:25 This is what Sam gets annoy</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0700 â€“ Rip Off</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0700-rip-off/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1019248/episode-0700-rip-off/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 10:10:06 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:30 When daughters lie.

00:43 We have done a few of these.

01:15 Call us -]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:30 When daughters lie.

00:43 We have done a few of these.

01:15 Call us -]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.  00:30 When daughters lie.  00:43 We have done a few of these.  01:15 Call us -</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Lego crap; mom aid; false security; insulting injury; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Not for hipsters.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:30 When daughters lie.

00:43 We have done a few of these.

01:15 Call us -</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0699 â€“ Hipster</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0699-hipster/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1019247/episode-0699-hipster/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 10:13:48 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters.

00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 We were told this t]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters.

00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 We were told this t]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0699_Hipster.mp3" length="24512736" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters.  00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899.  00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:35 We were told this t</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Hotel Hell; hipster food; mean teacher; lonely ladies; evil video games; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, anti-hipsters.

00:50 Call us- 214.267.9899.

00:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:35 We were told this t</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0698 â€“ Knock Off</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0698-knock-off/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1017332/episode-0698-knock-off/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 10:44:31 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming.

00:15 Welcome back, fakers.

00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Taking pictures in bad plac]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming.

00:15 Welcome back, fakers.

00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Taking pictures in bad plac]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming.  00:15 Welcome back, fakers.  00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:45 Taking pictures in bad plac</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Adventures; hammerer; gunplay; dead girl; words; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Heartwarming.

00:15 Welcome back, fakers.

00:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:45 Taking pictures in bad plac</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0697 â€“ Hassles</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0697-hassles/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1016465/episode-0697-hassles/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:38:25 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order.

00:20 Have you had enough?

01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.c]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order.

00:20 Have you had enough?

01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.c]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0697_Hassles.mp3" length="24676490" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order.  00:20 Have you had enough?  01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.c</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Hassle; poll problems; the rich; bogus marriages; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. You would hardly know this show is out of order.

00:20 Have you had enough?

01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.c</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0696 â€“ Stranger Danger</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0696-stranger-danger/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1013862/episode-0696-stranger-danger/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 10:25:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change your life.

00:25 Sam is off his game.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899,

01:50 The dishwasher search continues.

03:10 It is ti]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change your life.

00:25 Sam is off his game.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899,

01:50 The dishwasher search continues.

03:10 It is ti]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0696_Stranger_Danger.mp3" length="26648407" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it will change your life.  00:25 Sam is off his game.  01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899,  01:50 The dishwasher search continues.  03:10 It is ti</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Hobo invasion; cheaters; lunch nazi; rude thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change your life.

00:25 Sam is off his game.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899,

01:50 The dishwasher search continues.

03:10 It is ti</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0695 â€“ Amok</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0695-amok/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1013861/episode-0695-amok/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:55:18 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters.

01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be.

 02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law, either?

]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters.

01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be.

 02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law, either?

]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters.  01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be.   02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law, either?  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Offensive; monster; squatter; elf ears; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kid haters.

01:30 This is not the kind of grandfather Sam will be.

 02:30 Sam is not going to be a good father-in-law, either?

</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0694 â€“ Deceit</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0694-deceit/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1013860/episode-0694-deceit/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 09:24:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so soothing.

00:15 Welcome back, people with issues.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Oh, ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so soothing.

00:15 Welcome back, people with issues.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Oh, ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - so soothing.  00:15 Welcome back, people with issues.  00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  00:45 Oh, </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The dentist; dumb bribes; spokesidiot; brownie attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so soothing.

00:15 Welcome back, people with issues.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

00:45 Oh, </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0693 â€“ Invaded</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0693-invaded/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1013859/episode-0693-invaded/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:17:26 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Good times.

00:15 Welcome back, indecisive.

01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful.

 02:00 Probably not worth the cost.

02:45 There is an i]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Good times.

00:15 Welcome back, indecisive.

01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful.

 02:00 Probably not worth the cost.

02:45 There is an i]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Good times.  00:15 Welcome back, indecisive.  01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful.   02:00 Probably not worth the cost.  02:45 There is an i</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Dishwasher; the oddness; the cosigner; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Good times.

00:15 Welcome back, indecisive.

01:00 Reviews of dishwashers are rarely useful.

 02:00 Probably not worth the cost.

02:45 There is an i</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0692 â€“ Horror</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0692-horror/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005459/episode-0692-horror/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 10:19:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever.

00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies.

 01:00 Hollywood wins.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Em]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever.

00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies.

 01:00 Hollywood wins.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Em]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever.  00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies.   01:00 Hollywood wins.  01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:30 Em</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Insidious - worst movie ever; debt collection; protest; jerk the leg; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Best. Ever.

00:25 Sam makes a resolution about movies.

 01:00 Hollywood wins.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Em</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0691 â€“ Conspiracy</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0691-conspiracy/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005458/episode-0691-conspiracy/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 11:29:26 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.

00:30 Prices have meaning.

 0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.

00:30 Prices have meaning.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth.  00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.  00:30 Prices have meaning.   0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Nintendo 3DS pricing; dark future; eating out; coal; death by popcorn; badfingering; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the best stuff on earth.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. We missed you.

00:30 Prices have meaning.

 0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0690 â€“ Understanding</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0690-understanding/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005457/episode-0690-understanding/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 11:57:04 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that.

00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings.

00:40 Your decisions have consequences.

 01:30 And the consequences are ofte]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that.

00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings.

00:40 Your decisions have consequences.

 01:30 And the consequences are ofte]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0690_Understanding.mp3" length="22112787" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that.  00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings.  00:40 Your decisions have consequences.   01:30 And the consequences are ofte</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Practicing; vegan boobs; creeping; nagivator; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Yeah, just like that.

00:15 Welcome back. You need some learnings.

00:40 Your decisions have consequences.

 01:30 And the consequences are ofte</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0689 â€“ Squeezed</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0689-squeezed/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005456/episode-0689-squeezed/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:05:33 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0689_Squeezed.mp3" length="25184790" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS.  00:15 Welcome back.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Fax spam; tax problems; food shrinker; church fat; church money; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it is not as good as a Nintendo 3DS.

00:15 Welcome back.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0688 â€“ Desperation</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0688-desperation/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005455/episode-0688-desperation/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:58:34 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked.

00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate.

00:50 The power of evil.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Em]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked.

00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate.

00:50 The power of evil.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Em]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0688_Desperation.mp3" length="23600397" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked.  00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate.  00:50 The power of evil.  01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:55 Em</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The money drive; the pole; cloud girlfriend; violent movies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - your world, rocked.

00:15 It is for adults, and the desperate.

00:50 The power of evil.

01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:55 Em</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0687 â€“ Responsibility</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0687-responsibility/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005454/episode-0687-responsibility/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:16:32 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than good.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

00:30 People are getting irritating.

00:50 Sam is getting cranky.

01:]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than good.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

00:30 People are getting irritating.

00:50 Sam is getting cranky.

01:]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0687_Responsibility.mp3" length="25400431" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Better than good.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.  00:30 People are getting irritating.  00:50 Sam is getting cranky.  01:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Food; dress reservations; little liar; fragile; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than good.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the world.

00:30 People are getting irritating.

00:50 Sam is getting cranky.

01:</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0686 â€“ Bitterness</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0686-bitterness/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005453/episode-0686-bitterness/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:15:11 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks.

00:25 Cranky Kim.

00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 We go to the casino aga]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks.

00:25 Cranky Kim.

00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 We go to the casino aga]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0686_Bitterness.mp3" length="21968270" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It rocks.  00:25 Cranky Kim.  00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:00 We go to the casino aga</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Bitter Kim; choking; inconvenient marriage, defective people; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks.

00:25 Cranky Kim.

00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:00 We go to the casino aga</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0685 â€“ Bad Example</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0685-bad-example/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/1005452/episode-0685-bad-example/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:32:02 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Vornado; emergency project;Ã‚Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry.

00:20 This is no mere fan.

 01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room.

 02:30 Hey, there is some dust here.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Vornado; emergency project;Ã‚Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry.

00:20 This is no mere fan.

 01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room.

 02:30 Hey, there is some dust here.

0]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0685_Bad_Example.mp3" length="24248425" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Vornado; emergency project;Ã‚Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry.  00:20 This is no mere fan.   01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room.   02:30 Hey, there is some dust here.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Vornado; emergency project;Ã‚Â  text driver; ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not make you cry.

00:20 This is no mere fan.

 01:35 Please stop sucking the cool out of the room.

 02:30 Hey, there is some dust here.

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0684 â€“ Outraged</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0684-outraged/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/990971/episode-0684-outraged/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:04:54 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome.

00:15 Welcome back ragers.

01:30 Get new dudes.

 02:30 Recalls will settle them down.

02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome.

00:15 Welcome back ragers.

01:30 Get new dudes.

 02:30 Recalls will settle them down.

02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0684_Outraged.mp3" length="23513718" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome.  00:15 Welcome back ragers.  01:30 Get new dudes.   02:30 Recalls will settle them down.  02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.  03:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Evil Kim; evil pharma; ninja; ribbit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a blast of awesome.

00:15 Welcome back ragers.

01:30 Get new dudes.

 02:30 Recalls will settle them down.

02:54 Call us - 214.267.9899.

03:</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0683 â€“ Breaks</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0683-breaks/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/990970/episode-0683-breaks/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 09:27:53 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - such fun.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Why do]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - such fun.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Why do]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0683_Breaks.mp3" length="23888610" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - such fun.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899  01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  01:40 Why do</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Breaks, wake up calls; cereal trickery; brain damage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - such fun.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899

01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

01:40 Why do</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0682 â€“ Bargaining</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0682-bargaining/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/990969/episode-0682-bargaining/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:53:33 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you.

00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtysh]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you.

00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtysh]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0682_Bargaining.mp3" length="20696261" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you.  00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently.  00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:50 Email us - rwtysh</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: ebooks; bargainer; callers; collections; student hacker; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. A little extra just for you.

00:35 Everything can be negotiated, apparently.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtysh</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0681 â€“ Strange Land</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0681-strange-land/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/983319/episode-0681-strange-land/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:11:50 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it?

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.

00:45 Kim los]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it?

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.

00:45 Kim los]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it?  00:15 Welcome back to the show.  00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.  00:45 Kim los</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: The dragon rages; nonrage; methrage; air rage; intruder rage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - what would you do without it?

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:30 Things are becoming stranger all the time.

00:45 Kim los</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0680 â€“ Frustration</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0680-frustration/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/983318/episode-0680-frustration/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 12:23:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes.

00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes.

00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0680_Frustration.mp3" length="23960950" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - so awesome.  00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes.  00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Cooking; learning; ripoff; arranged marriage; liars; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome.

00:15 Welcome back, groin gashes.

00:35 There is a lot of frustration here. A lot of it.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0679 â€“ Carnage</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0679-carnage/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/979532/episode-0679-carnage/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:28:08 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a rocket for your ear hole.

00:15 Welcome back, two gashers.

00:45 Go for the gross out.

01:20 Call us- 21]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a rocket for your ear hole.

00:15 Welcome back, two gashers.

00:45 Go for the gross out.

01:20 Call us- 21]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's like a rocket for your ear hole.  00:15 Welcome back, two gashers.  00:45 Go for the gross out.  01:20 Call us- 21</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Diabetes; Groin horror; birth fear; tricky predator; the demonstration; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a rocket for your ear hole.

00:15 Welcome back, two gashers.

00:45 Go for the gross out.

01:20 Call us- 21</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0678 â€“ Growths</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0678-growths/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/977174/episode-0678-growths/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 10:56:23 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change everything.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:38 There are too many growths around here.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change everything.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:38 There are too many growths around here.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it will change everything.  00:15 Welcome back to the show.  00:38 There are too many growths around here.  01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:20 Email</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Gardening; oddities; persuasion; mice; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will change everything.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:38 There are too many growths around here.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0677 â€“ Alarming</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0677-alarming/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/973870/episode-0677-alarming/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 10:30:27 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds.

00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans.

00:45 You were dead, now you are not. Zo]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds.

00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans.

00:45 You were dead, now you are not. Zo]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds.  00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans.  00:45 You were dead, now you are not. Zo</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Bank gripes; social butterfly; casino fun; self defense; kindergarten beatdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like an invasion of zombie sounds.

00:15 Welcome back, zombie fans.

00:45 You were dead, now you are not. Zo</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0676 â€“ Labor Relations</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0676-labor-relations/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/970382/episode-0676-labor-relations/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 09:11:18 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one.

00:30 Kim versus the fake bank.

02:00 Power leads to evil. Always.

03:10 Tear it down.

 04:10 No o]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one.

00:30 Kim versus the fake bank.

02:00 Power leads to evil. Always.

03:10 Tear it down.

 04:10 No o]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one.  00:30 Kim versus the fake bank.  02:00 Power leads to evil. Always.  03:10 Tear it down.   04:10 No o</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Evil; teardown; construction; job requirements; dead job; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - rocking your sock. Just one.

00:30 Kim versus the fake bank.

02:00 Power leads to evil. Always.

03:10 Tear it down.

 04:10 No o</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0675 â€“ Parent Traps</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0675-parent-traps/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/968339/episode-0675-parent-traps/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 11:55:35 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners.

01:30 Sam could have handled this.

02:15 Call us -]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners.

01:30 Sam could have handled this.

02:15 Call us -]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark.  00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners.  01:30 Sam could have handled this.  02:15 Call us -</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Children; bad morning; squirrel massacre; dumb kid; bad food; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a spark of light in the dark.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome listeners.

01:30 Sam could have handled this.

02:15 Call us -</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0674 â€“ Suspicious Behavior</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0674-suspicious-behavior/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/968338/episode-0674-suspicious-behavior/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:08:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a labor protest filled with awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, faithful listeners.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a labor protest filled with awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, faithful listeners.

0]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's like a labor protest filled with awesome.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, faithful listeners.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show today: Sketchiness; car problem; shopping for clothes; health foods; bad law; stuff we watch; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a labor protest filled with awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, faithful listeners.

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0673 â€“ Valentine</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0673-valentine/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/966252/episode-0673-valentine/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 10:28:29 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.

01:00 Even split on the]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.

01:00 Even split on the]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.  01:00 Even split on the</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Commitment; break up; meat tragedy; cakesplosion; carnivorous robots; evil nurse; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will blow. your. mind.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. We love you all.

01:00 Even split on the</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0672 â€“ Peer to Peer</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0672-peer-to-peer/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/961319/episode-0672-peer-to-peer/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 10:31:12 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:00 Just do what you're paid to do, people.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:00 Just do what you're paid to do, people.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome.  00:15 Welcome back to the show.  01:00 Just do what you're paid to do, people.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:35 Email us </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Scammers; dependents; gut bugs; peer pressure; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - power chord awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

01:00 Just do what you're paid to do, people.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0671 â€“ Bad Religion</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0671-bad-religion/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/954177/episode-0671-bad-religion/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 10:03:58 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show:Ã‚Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood.

00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people.

00:45 Oh, football managers.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gm]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show:Ã‚Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood.

00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people.

00:45 Oh, football managers.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gm]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show:Ã‚Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood.  00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people.  00:45 Oh, football managers.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gm</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show:Ã‚Â  Snowmageddon; iConfess; sensitivity; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it sets the mood.

00:15 Welcome back to our slow show, people.

00:45 Oh, football managers.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gm</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0670 â€“ The Collapse</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0670-the-collapse/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/950370/episode-0670-the-collapse/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:58:28 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's just awesome.

00:15 The end of . . . everything good.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Van broke.

 03:1]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's just awesome.

00:15 The end of . . . everything good.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Van broke.

 03:1]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It's just awesome.  00:15 The end of . . . everything good.  01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:10 Van broke.   03:1</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Car trouble; fire; fake food; blackmailer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's just awesome.

00:15 The end of . . . everything good.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:10 Van broke.

 03:1</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0669 â€“ Information</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0669-information/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/938993/episode-0669-information/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 10:15:37 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back, fatalists.

00:50 2005 What an awesome year.

01:20 More informat]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back, fatalists.

00:50 2005 What an awesome year.

01:20 More informat]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0669_Information.mp3" length="21632431" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.  00:15 Welcome back, fatalists.  00:50 2005 What an awesome year.  01:20 More informat</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Looking back; doctoring; misguided child; social media sexy time; classroom nightmare; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Welcome back, fatalists.

00:50 2005 What an awesome year.

01:20 More informat</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0668 â€“ Jerkfaces</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0668-jerkfaces/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/932072/episode-0668-jerkfaces/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:36:13 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's pretty cool.

00:15 Welcome back, parents and others.

00:50 Can we get more school?

01:50 Sam is nothing if not matur]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's pretty cool.

00:15 Welcome back, parents and others.

00:50 Can we get more school?

01:50 Sam is nothing if not matur]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0668_Jerkfaces.mp3" length="20768483" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's pretty cool.  00:15 Welcome back, parents and others.  00:50 Can we get more school?  01:50 Sam is nothing if not matur</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Days off; to the doctor; lucky charm; movies; sex flu; owl attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's pretty cool.

00:15 Welcome back, parents and others.

00:50 Can we get more school?

01:50 Sam is nothing if not matur</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0667 â€“ Mom Grief</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0667-mom-grief/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/932071/episode-0667-mom-grief/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 12:02:26 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, gamers

00:30 Little Big Planet 2 has a secret fami]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, gamers

00:30 Little Big Planet 2 has a secret fami]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0667_Mom_Grief.mp3" length="23565256" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It's awesome.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, gamers  00:30 Little Big Planet 2 has a secret fami</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Little Big Planet; girlfriend or mom; income streams; mommy strain; computeachers; bone smuggler; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's awesome.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, gamers

00:30 Little Big Planet 2 has a secret fami</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0666 â€“ Devil Momma</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0666-devil-momma/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/926040/episode-0666-devil-momma/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 11:17:14 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds.

00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.

01:10 The crazy is everywhere these]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds.

00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.

01:10 The crazy is everywhere these]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0666_Devil_Momma.mp3" length="27536818" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds.  00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.  01:10 The crazy is everywhere these</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Scary gifts; the visit that was not; back to the casino; tear turn off; eye goop; Chinese mom; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - honey for your earbuds.

00:15 Welcome back, difference makers.

01:10 The crazy is everywhere these</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0665 â€“ Wrap Up</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0665-wrap-up/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/925381/episode-0665-wrap-up/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:20:49 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's back!

00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.

00]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's back!

00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's back!  00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.  00</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: 2010 review; 12 Days of Zombies; animal apocalypse; kinect power; Catfish; baby stealer; exploding robot; gold rush; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's back!

00:13 Welcome back my friends to the show that sometimes ends.

00</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0664 â€“ Naughty</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0664-naughty/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/906155/episode-0664-naughty/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:42:11 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches.

00:15 Takeover the world, listeners.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches.

00:15 Takeover the world, listeners.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

0]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches.  00:15 Takeover the world, listeners.  01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: The ticket debacle; Christmas shopping; 12 days; gambling nun; tough dad; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will save your roast beasts from Grinches.

00:15 Takeover the world, listeners.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0663 â€“ Advent</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0663-advent/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/905455/episode-0663-advent/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 10:43:14 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack.

00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.

00:50 Family get-together]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack.

00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.

00:50 Family get-together]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack.  00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.  00:50 Family get-together</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: 12 days, advent calendar; lights; shopping; HIV cure; foot torture; naked postal carrier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warn you before the zombies attack.

00:15 Welcome back, happy listeners.

00:50 Family get-together</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0662 â€“ Deep Red</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0662-deep-red/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/895045/episode-0662-deep-red/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:30:23 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life.

00:15 You should know better.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life.

00:15 You should know better.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

0]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life.  00:15 You should know better.  00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Voodoo Kim; life saver; idiot man; need to know; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Think of it as your own soundtrack for life.

00:15 You should know better.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0661 â€“ Black Friday</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0661-black-friday/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/893309/episode-0661-black-friday/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 11:31:06 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds.

00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.

01:00 We are too old to stay up all night.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds.

00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.

01:00 We are too old to stay up all night.]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds.  00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.  01:00 We are too old to stay up all night.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The Black Friday report; naughty or nice; missing kids; picture theft; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like your very own little birds.

00:15 Welcome back, Black Friday warriors.

01:00 We are too old to stay up all night.</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0660 â€“ Unsoothing</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0660-unsoothing/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/891626/episode-0660-unsoothing/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 10:29:40 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists.

02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.

03:00 Black Frida]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists.

02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.

03:00 Black Frida]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists.  02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.  03:00 Black Frida</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Soothing; nasal failure; rat adoption; body garage; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a holiday carol, only better.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, exhibitionists.

02:00 Thing 1 makes no sense some days.

03:00 Black Frida</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0659 â€“ Loco</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0659-loco/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/890819/episode-0659-loco/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:36:49 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not so bad.

00:15 Welcome back, squid people.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 The truth ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not so bad.

00:15 Welcome back, squid people.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 The truth ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's not so bad.  00:15 Welcome back, squid people.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:20 The truth </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: The loco disaster; dance fight; fake doctor; hypocrites; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not so bad.

00:15 Welcome back, squid people.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:20 The truth </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0658 â€“ School Pride</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0658-school-pride/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/883160/episode-0658-school-pride/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:02:12 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.

01:20 You cannot save y]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.

01:20 You cannot save y]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.  01:20 You cannot save y</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Project ringers; knife kids; brain rot test; morphine milk; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Better than a call to customer support.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people that are tired of you know who.

01:20 You cannot save y</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0657 â€“ Delisted</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0657-delisted/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/882428/episode-0657-delisted/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 10:32:32 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So brisk.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples.

00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.

01:15 NaNoWriMo - it']]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So brisk.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples.

00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.

01:15 NaNoWriMo - it']]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0657_Delisted.mp3" length="24874010" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. So brisk.  00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples.  00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.  01:15 NaNoWriMo - it'</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Writing; Facebook hates women; super stalker; hypertextual; tattoo slicer; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. So brisk.

00:15 Welcome back to our little show, peoples.

00:25 Kim is not a licensed podcaster.

01:15 NaNoWriMo - it'</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0656 â€“ Brainpower</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0656-brainpower/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/877769/episode-0656-brainpower/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:09:50 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a theme park all on its own.

00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Em]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a theme park all on its own.

00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Em]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's like a theme park all on its own.  00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything.  00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.  00:40 Em</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Changes; mystery missile; brain shock; ball surgery; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a theme park all on its own.

00:25 Sometimes, it only takes a smart dad to fix everything.

00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899.

00:40 Em</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0655 â€“ Change It Up</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0655-change-it-up/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/877085/episode-0655-change-it-up/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:01:58 -0500</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise.

00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us -]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise.

00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us -]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise.  00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:05 Email us -</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Holiday schedule; changing of the boys; Twinkie diet; airport pr0n; hotel internet; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a nightmare cruise.

00:30 Holiday schedule. Deal.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us -</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0654 â€“ Halloween Bust</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0654-halloween-bust/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/872040/episode-0654-halloween-bust/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 10:33:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We know.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We know.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. We know.  00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode.  00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Crappy Halloween; bouncing baby; dumb dog; wheelchair trek; fat suit; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. We know.

00:15 Welcome back to the show. Kim has declared this to be the final episode.

00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

0</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0653 â€“ Not Scary</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0653-not-scary/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/871250/episode-0653-not-scary/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 10:01:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show:Ã‚Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard.

00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us.

01:30 Sam becomes good at things.

 02:20 Kim gives up]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show:Ã‚Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard.

00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us.

01:30 Sam becomes good at things.

 02:20 Kim gives up]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show:Ã‚Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard.  00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us.  01:30 Sam becomes good at things.   02:20 Kim gives up</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show:Ã‚Â  Argument enders; Fright Fest; cold cure; giant dragonflies; big profits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It rocks. So hard.

00:15 Welcome back. You know you missed us.

01:30 Sam becomes good at things.

 02:20 Kim gives up</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0652 â€“ Mortified</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0652-mortified/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/866340/episode-0652-mortified/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 11:08:21 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. That is all.

00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers.

01:00 Aquariums don't make it right.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtys]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. That is all.

00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers.

01:00 Aquariums don't make it right.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtys]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. That is all.  00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers.  01:00 Aquariums don't make it right.  02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.  02:25 Email us - rwtys</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Tooth ripper; big liars; robocallers; dick friends; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. That is all.

00:15 Welcome back, shark lovers.

01:00 Aquariums don't make it right.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:25 Email us - rwtys</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0651 â€“ Agony</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0651-agony/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/865601/episode-0651-agony/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 10:34:07 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones.

00:15 Sam craters.

01:00 There's a difference here, and some people don't seem to see it.

01:25 Call ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones.

00:15 Sam craters.

01:00 There's a difference here, and some people don't seem to see it.

01:25 Call ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones.  00:15 Sam craters.  01:00 There's a difference here, and some people don't seem to see it.  01:25 Call </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The pain; super hot; grinding ban; the creepiest inspector; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Welcome back, people with kidney stones.

00:15 Sam craters.

01:00 There's a difference here, and some people don't seem to see it.

01:25 Call </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0650 â€“ Horrorshow</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0650-horrorshow/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/863837/episode-0650-horrorshow/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 10:20:34 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes.

00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care.

01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.

02:40]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes.

00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care.

01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.

02:40]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes.  00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care.  01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.  02:40</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Technochallenged; chain letters; angry girl; facebook creeper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - just for your delicate earholes.

00:15 Sam is probably wrong, but he does not care.

01:30 Epad is not the same as Ipad.

02:40</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0649 â€“ Carving</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0649-carving/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/862777/episode-0649-carving/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 10:20:42 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not scary.

00:20 Garageband - it's pretty simple.

01:15 We watched 'scary movies' and both were awful.

 02:15 This is not scary]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not scary.

00:20 Garageband - it's pretty simple.

01:15 We watched 'scary movies' and both were awful.

 02:15 This is not scary]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's not scary.  00:20 Garageband - it's pretty simple.  01:15 We watched 'scary movies' and both were awful.   02:15 This is not scary</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Scary movies; pumpkin carving; flying fish of doom;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not scary.

00:20 Garageband - it's pretty simple.

01:15 We watched 'scary movies' and both were awful.

 02:15 This is not scary</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0648 â€“ Improprieties</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0648-improprieties/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/857599/episode-0648-improprieties/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:25:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie.

00:15 Kim is calling the shots now.

01:30 Stop - cannibal time.

01:48 Call us - 214.267.98]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie.

00:15 Kim is calling the shots now.

01:30 Stop - cannibal time.

01:48 Call us - 214.267.98]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie.  00:15 Kim is calling the shots now.  01:30 Stop - cannibal time.  01:48 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Strict Kim; spying; judges and crime; mayors and crime; moms and crime; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than pumpkin pie.

00:15 Kim is calling the shots now.

01:30 Stop - cannibal time.

01:48 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0647 â€“ Odd Men</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0647-odd-men/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/856544/episode-0647-odd-men/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:34:40 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken.

00:15 Welcome back, demigods.

02:00 Sam is not being charitable here.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken.

00:15 Welcome back, demigods.

02:00 Sam is not being charitable here.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken.  00:15 Welcome back, demigods.  02:00 Sam is not being charitable here.  02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On this show: Substitute; TV blackout; old man pr0n; zombie babies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - for when your coffee maker is broken.

00:15 Welcome back, demigods.

02:00 Sam is not being charitable here.

02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0646 â€“ Neighborly</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0646-neighborly/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/853988/episode-0646-neighborly/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:49:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night.

00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.

01:33 Weeds - it's more than Nancy Botwin's a]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night.

00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.

01:33 Weeds - it's more than Nancy Botwin's a]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night.  00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.  01:33 Weeds - it's more than Nancy Botwin's a</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Dexter; chemical neighbors; victim blaming; super evil neighbors; curtain thief; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - almost as good as a Friday night.

00:15 Welcome back, Dexter fans.

01:33 Weeds - it's more than Nancy Botwin's a</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0645 â€“ Digital Exam</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0645-digital-exam/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/853186/episode-0645-digital-exam/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 13:06:27 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it has a groove.

00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners.

01:45 This seems unlikely.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it has a groove.

00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners.

01:45 This seems unlikely.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0645_Digital_Exam.mp3" length="28736905" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it has a groove.  00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners.  01:45 This seems unlikely.  02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Shopping issue; chipped kids; robocars; digital birth; shooters decide; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it has a groove.

00:15 Welcome to the show, Chilean miners.

01:45 This seems unlikely.

02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0644 â€“ Stabbing Pains</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0644-stabbing-pains/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/851591/episode-0644-stabbing-pains/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 11:38:30 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's not ironic.

00:15 Enjoy our new opening.

00:45 There's a lot of new Kim going on.

01:30 There are a lot of stabbing pains going ar]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's not ironic.

00:15 Enjoy our new opening.

00:45 There's a lot of new Kim going on.

01:30 There are a lot of stabbing pains going ar]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It's not ironic.  00:15 Enjoy our new opening.  00:45 There's a lot of new Kim going on.  01:30 There are a lot of stabbing pains going ar</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: The headache; bloodsucking freaks; yoga ban; kid control; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's not ironic.

00:15 Enjoy our new opening.

00:45 There's a lot of new Kim going on.

01:30 There are a lot of stabbing pains going ar</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0643 â€“ Lessons</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0643-lessons/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/850764/episode-0643-lessons/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 11:06:21 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not Halloween, but it will do.

20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why.

02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn't get one.

05:20 Ca]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not Halloween, but it will do.

20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why.

02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn't get one.

05:20 Ca]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's not Halloween, but it will do.  20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why.  02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn't get one.  05:20 Ca</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: New Kim; the motorcycle ride; roofies; purifier; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not Halloween, but it will do.

20:50 Kim is changing. No one knows why.

02:00 A warning was necessary. But we didn't get one.

05:20 Ca</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0642 â€“ Hot Stuff</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0642-hot-stuff/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/848660/episode-0642-hot-stuff/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 09:20:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes.

01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Emai]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes.

01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Emai]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes.  01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween.  01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:25 Emai</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Slutty costumes; lizard wranglers; leg burners; protesting cheerleader; pay or burn; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, prudes.

01:15 Kim gets ready for Halloween.

01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:25 Emai</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0641 â€“ Back Door</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0641-back-door/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/848659/episode-0641-back-door/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 09:16:08 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - spooooky.

00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex.

02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.

03:]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - spooooky.

00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex.

02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.

03:]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - spooooky.  00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex.  02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.  03:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Babies; zombie attack; brain eater; butt bags; sex facts; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - spooooky.

00:15 Welcome back, people who enjoy safe sex.

02:20 Sam wishes you could determine the evolutionary stage of your baby.

03:</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0640 â€“ Embarrassing</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0640-embarrassing/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/846714/episode-0640-embarrassing/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:35:15 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a blast of Halloween.

00:20 Kim the Spider Killer.

00:50 This isn't nice.

02:10 Don't be an animal.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a blast of Halloween.

00:20 Kim the Spider Killer.

00:50 This isn't nice.

02:10 Don't be an animal.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's like a blast of Halloween.  00:20 Kim the Spider Killer.  00:50 This isn't nice.  02:10 Don't be an animal.  03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: The forbidden; booth death; condom judges; manboobs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's like a blast of Halloween.

00:20 Kim the Spider Killer.

00:50 This isn't nice.

02:10 Don't be an animal.

03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0639 â€“ Carnage</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0639-carnage/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/845177/episode-0639-carnage/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 10:09:56 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:45 Sam messed things up.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.98]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



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00:45 Sam messed things up.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain.  00:15 Welcome back to the show.  00:45 Sam messed things up.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Band issues; cheats and thieves; birthday brawl; vampire attack; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a Halloween costume for your brain.

00:15 Welcome back to the show.

00:45 Sam messed things up.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0638 â€“ Vigilante</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0638-vigilante/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/842949/episode-0638-vigilante/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 10:07:11 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Enough said.

00:20 Welcome, vigilantes.

01:00 This is really too dumb.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Enough said.

00:20 Welcome, vigilantes.

01:00 This is really too dumb.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Enough said.  00:20 Welcome, vigilantes.  01:00 This is really too dumb.  02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  02:15 Email </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: Lunch shenanigans; protecting your kid; poop fight; France goes without veils; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Enough said.

00:20 Welcome, vigilantes.

01:00 This is really too dumb.

02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:15 Email </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0637 â€“ Hootathon</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0637-hootathon/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/842276/episode-0637-hootathon/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 09:10:41 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.

 00:45 It's not as hard as ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.

 00:45 It's not as hard as ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better.  00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.   00:45 It's not as hard as </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: An end to stupid; PE trauma; text wreckers; sexual chameleon; blood sucking freaks; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - makes you stronger, faster, better.

00:15 Welcome back to our show, smart people.

 00:45 It's not as hard as </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0635 â€“ Possum  Tossin</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0635-possum-tossin/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/840734/episode-0635-possum-tossin/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 10:41:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick.

 01:00 If you can't use your kids to find hazards, what c]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick.

 01:00 If you can't use your kids to find hazards, what c]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Just because.  00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick.   01:00 If you can't use your kids to find hazards, what c</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On the show: The sickness; projects; starvation; fines; the end of history; toss the opossum; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Just because.

00:15 We were sick. Really, really, sick.

 01:00 If you can't use your kids to find hazards, what c</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0634 â€“ Judgement</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0634-judgement/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/840733/episode-0634-judgement/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:15:40 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we know.

00:15 Welcome back, evil agents.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we know.

00:15 Welcome back, evil agents.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - we know.  00:15 Welcome back, evil agents.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:30 </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Sam bashers; Dexter; church ink; illegal fertility; fetus sponsors; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - we know.

00:15 Welcome back, evil agents.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:30 </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0633 â€“ Injustice</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0633-injustice/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/840732/episode-0633-injustice/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 10:30:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably won't clog your toilet.

00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwt]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably won't clog your toilet.

00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwt]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - probably won't clog your toilet.  00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners.  01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:10 Email us - rwt</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Book battles; red-eye sad; belly slicing; jerk boy; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably won't clog your toilet.

00:15 The world is not a fair place, dear listeners.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us - rwt</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0632 â€“ Tempest</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0632-tempest/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/829874/episode-0632-tempest/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:41:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell.

00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley.

00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell.

00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley.

00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0632_Tempest.mp3" length="21591613" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell.  00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley.  00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game.  01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Tornado; creepy girl; lawyer work; making out; Xbox ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - needs more cowbell.

00:15 Welcome back, denizens of tornado alley.

00:40 Sam misses the Tempest game.

01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0631 â€“ Troubles</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0631-troubles/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/829873/episode-0631-troubles/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 09:14:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:55 There are troubles.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.989]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:55 There are troubles.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.989]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.  00:55 There are troubles.  01:05 Call us - 214.267.989</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Listener troubles; kudos; drinking girl; toy robot fire; letting her go; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you want it.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.

00:55 There are troubles.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.989</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0630 â€“ Deathwatch</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0630-deathwatch/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/829872/episode-0630-deathwatch/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:02:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge.

00:15 Welcome back, grievers.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge.

00:15 Welcome back, grievers.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge.  00:15 Welcome back, grievers.  00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899  00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Deathly ill; too fat to work; Discovery is awful; zombie class; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as sad as a funeral dirge.

00:15 Welcome back, grievers.

00:30 Call us - 214.267.9899

00:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.co</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0629 â€“ Too Stupid</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0629-too-stupid/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/829871/episode-0629-too-stupid/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 09:15:18 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good and good for you.

00:25 The bookstore fight club.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email u]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good and good for you.

00:25 The bookstore fight club.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email u]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - good and good for you.  00:25 The bookstore fight club.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:05 Email u</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Fighting; ebooks; bookstore mayhem; bad assignment; electric nipples; emergency services; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - good and good for you.

00:25 The bookstore fight club.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email u</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0628 â€“ Whoops</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0628-whoops/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/829870/episode-0628-whoops/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:08:12 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - our gift to you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters.

01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - our gift to you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters.

01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - our gift to you.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters.  01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:05 Email us - </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Paper books; the camelbak; old meanies; car on the run; divorce lockdown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - our gift to you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fighters.

01:01 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:05 Email us - </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0627 â€“ Learning Experience</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0627-learning-experience/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/829869/episode-0627-learning-experience/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:21:51 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's not available on ping.

00:20 Some people have to be taught.

01:00 Do the right thing,]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's not available on ping.

00:20 Some people have to be taught.

01:00 Do the right thing,]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It's not available on ping.  00:20 Some people have to be taught.  01:00 Do the right thing,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Doing the right thing; mouth of fire; poop in the pool; India crackdown; has been; a very bad idea; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's not available on ping.

00:20 Some people have to be taught.

01:00 Do the right thing,</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0626 â€“ Swindle</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0626-swindle/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/820118/episode-0626-swindle/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:08:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it won't bite.

00:15 Welcome back. Unless you're a nutrition therapist.

00:45 That's right, swindle.

01:00 Call us - 214.26]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it won't bite.

00:15 Welcome back. Unless you're a nutrition therapist.

00:45 That's right, swindle.

01:00 Call us - 214.26]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it won't bite.  00:15 Welcome back. Unless you're a nutrition therapist.  00:45 That's right, swindle.  01:00 Call us - 214.26</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Medical shenanigans; drug factories; penny pay; stripping study; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it won't bite.

00:15 Welcome back. Unless you're a nutrition therapist.

00:45 That's right, swindle.

01:00 Call us - 214.26</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0625 â€“ Crooked</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0625-crooked/</link>
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      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:18:30 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before.

00:40 There's a lot of crooked stuff in this house.

01:00 There was aÃ‚Â  crooked man who]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before.

00:40 There's a lot of crooked stuff in this house.

01:00 There was aÃ‚Â  crooked man who]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before.  00:40 There's a lot of crooked stuff in this house.  01:00 There was aÃ‚Â  crooked man who</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Crooked; shots and spines; headshot; chloroform at school; candy pills; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - now 30% louder than before.

00:40 There's a lot of crooked stuff in this house.

01:00 There was aÃ‚Â  crooked man who</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0624 â€“ Unworthy</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0624-unworthy/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/820116/episode-0624-unworthy/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 09:20:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's an auditory ambush.

00:50 Kim loses her nerve.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Sam's plan for solving crimes.

02:50 Th]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's an auditory ambush.

00:50 Kim loses her nerve.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Sam's plan for solving crimes.

02:50 Th]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's an auditory ambush.  00:50 Kim loses her nerve.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:30 Sam's plan for solving crimes.  02:50 Th</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The hulk; college girl; bad girl; driving boy; rescue girl; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's an auditory ambush.

00:50 Kim loses her nerve.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:30 Sam's plan for solving crimes.

02:50 Th</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0623 â€“ Pleasantries</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0623-pleasantries/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/820115/episode-0623-pleasantries/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:40:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you're away.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome people.

00:45 People are no longer nice.

01:10 Why are all]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you're away.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome people.

00:45 People are no longer nice.

01:10 Why are all]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you're away.  00:15 Welcome back, awesome people.  00:45 People are no longer nice.  01:10 Why are all</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Rudeness; middle school; express lanes; midwife madness; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will not trash your house while you're away.

00:15 Welcome back, awesome people.

00:45 People are no longer nice.

01:10 Why are all</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0622 â€“ Beware</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0622-beware/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/815953/episode-0622-beware/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:08:02 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum.

00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.

00:45 The world is completely insane.
]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum.

00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.

00:45 The world is completely insane.
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum.  00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.  00:45 The world is completely insane. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Nonmetric; midnight madness; quorn; patient zero; sensors; sextortion; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth or rectum.

00:15 Welcome back adults. And injured adults.

00:45 The world is completely insane.
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0621 â€“ Leftovers</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0621-leftovers/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/815952/episode-0621-leftovers/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:29:18 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people.

00:55 Sometimes, you get a leftover]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people.

00:55 Sometimes, you get a leftover]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people.  00:55 Sometimes, you get a leftover</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Leftovers; Lego; digital life; vacation finances; boob bandits; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will most likely not set your head on fire.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, crazy people.

00:55 Sometimes, you get a leftover</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0620 â€“ Gambler</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0620-gambler/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/811152/episode-0620-gambler/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:59:21 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.

00:35]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.

00:35]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.  00:35</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Decisions; the check-in; elders; Kimtastrophe; room service; slot advice; poker; traffic; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sweeter than the sound of jangling slots.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, potential gamblers.

00:35</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0619 â€“ On The Road</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0619-on-the-road/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/810229/episode-0619-on-the-road/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:57:34 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers.

00:20 We're back from our fabulous vacation.

01:00 Sam want]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers.

00:20 We're back from our fabulous vacation.

01:00 Sam want]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers.  00:20 We're back from our fabulous vacation.  01:00 Sam want</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Vacation roundup; the journey; mall from hell; barbecue; new vacations; sleep envy; rescue dog; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, staycationers.

00:20 We're back from our fabulous vacation.

01:00 Sam want</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0618 â€“ Hazard Pay</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0618-hazard-pay/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/810228/episode-0618-hazard-pay/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:41:48 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back from vacation.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Some hotels have a lot of restau]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back from vacation.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Some hotels have a lot of restau]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back from vacation.  01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.  02:00 Some hotels have a lot of restau</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Vacation; working with kids; make it legal; stripper defense; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back from vacation.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

02:00 Some hotels have a lot of restau</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0617 â€“ The Deluge</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0617-the-deluge/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/810227/episode-0617-the-deluge/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 10:06:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it.

00:50 Sam and new media.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it.

00:50 Sam and new media.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.  00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it.  00:50 Sam and new media.  01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.  02:10 Email us - rwtyshow</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The flood; lungpea; boiled alive; lice ruling; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back, you know you love it.

00:50 Sam and new media.

01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899.

02:10 Email us - rwtyshow</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0616 â€“ Bound</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0616-bound/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/810226/episode-0616-bound/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:22:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart.

00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart.

00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart.  00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:15 Email </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Girl problems; bondage buddy; facebook follies; toetapper; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - will warm the cockles of your heart.

00:15 Welcome back, people who watch sexy movies.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:15 Email </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0615 â€“ Spoiled</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0615-spoiled/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/805159/episode-0615-spoiled/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 12:05:37 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars.

00:35 Kim is, in fact, spoiled.

]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars.

00:35 Kim is, in fact, spoiled.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars.  00:35 Kim is, in fact, spoiled.  </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Spoiled; meat day; milk disaster; radioactive boars; toe biter; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - a blast of cheeriness to chase away the blues.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, hamburglars.

00:35 Kim is, in fact, spoiled.

</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0614 â€“ Support</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0614-support/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803484/episode-0614-support/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:19:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's catchy.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners.

00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.

 01:45 Hamster bites a]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's catchy.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners.

00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.

 01:45 Hamster bites a]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's catchy.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners.  00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.   01:45 Hamster bites a</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Dead hamster; old and dead; evil tech support; sexy worker ban; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's catchy.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, you sassy listeners.

00:50 The hamster kicks the bucket.

 01:45 Hamster bites a</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0613 â€“ Childâ€™s Play</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0613-childs-play/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803483/episode-0613-childs-play/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 11:25:03 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave.

00:15 The show - it's shorter. Deal with it.

01:15 Sam has been a dad long e]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave.

00:15 The show - it's shorter. Deal with it.

01:15 Sam has been a dad long e]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave.  00:15 The show - it's shorter. Deal with it.  01:15 Sam has been a dad long e</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Tighten it up; birthday party; the switch; mini-Monet; fear of children; blind drivers; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than a heat wave.

00:15 The show - it's shorter. Deal with it.

01:15 Sam has been a dad long e</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0612 â€“ Just Gross</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0612-just-gross/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803482/episode-0612-just-gross/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 11:30:40 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - brace yourself.

00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.

01:20 The Colony is a little over the top th]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - brace yourself.

00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.

01:20 The Colony is a little over the top th]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - brace yourself.  00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.  01:20 The Colony is a little over the top th</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Craft alert; family adventure; maggot invasion; castling; blaming the victims; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - brace yourself.

00:50 Sometimes, the gross stuff just takes over.

01:20 The Colony is a little over the top th</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0611 â€“ Militarized</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0611-militarized/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803481/episode-0611-militarized/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:44:01 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it.

00:20 Oh, late night shows.

00:45 Or the next show.

00:50 This is not the greatest idea.

01:50 Cal]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it.

00:20 Oh, late night shows.

00:45 Or the next show.

00:50 This is not the greatest idea.

01:50 Cal]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it.  00:20 Oh, late night shows.  00:45 Or the next show.  00:50 This is not the greatest idea.  01:50 Cal</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Jaded; babysitting; obsession; fox army; learning to shoot; butt power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Chickens love it.

00:20 Oh, late night shows.

00:45 Or the next show.

00:50 This is not the greatest idea.

01:50 Cal</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0610 â€“ Hostility</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0610-hostility/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803480/episode-0610-hostility/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:53:31 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's all right.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players.

01:00 Don't be an NPD in Sam's world.

01:55 Relations]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's all right.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players.

01:00 Don't be an NPD in Sam's world.

01:55 Relations]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0610_Hostility.mp3" length="25785693" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. It's all right.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players.  01:00 Don't be an NPD in Sam's world.  01:55 Relations</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Friction; angry book man; second chances; cell phone ban; tough as nails; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. It's all right.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, game players.

01:00 Don't be an NPD in Sam's world.

01:55 Relations</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0609 â€“ Outsiders</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0609-outsiders/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803479/episode-0609-outsiders/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:45:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks.

 01:10 This can't be good.

 02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .

02:55 Call us - 214.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks.

 01:10 This can't be good.

 02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .

02:55 Call us - 214.]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks.   01:10 This can't be good.   02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .  02:55 Call us - 214.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Zedonks; sweaty and gross; nerdcred; 100,000,000; unjust; genies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the podcast, adults and zedonks.

 01:10 This can't be good.

 02:15 If Sam were a zebra . . .

02:55 Call us - 214.</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0608 â€“ Stressors</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0608-stressors/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803478/episode-0608-stressors/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:06:14 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft.

00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwty]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft.

00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwty]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0608_Stressors.mp3" length="26816898" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft.  00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents.  01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:20 Email us - rwty</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: ACOBP; Census seizer; heart attack; drugged up; bad names; emigrants; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as Starcraft.

00:30 Adult Children of Bad Parents.

01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:20 Email us - rwty</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Episode 0607 â€“ Switches</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0607-switches/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803477/episode-0607-switches/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:56:59 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you're hearing it in your earholes.

00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.

00:]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you're hearing it in your earholes.

00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.

00:]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0607_Switches.mp3" length="27075599" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you're hearing it in your earholes.  00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.  00:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Kimfrigeration; run over; shopping nightmare; chocolate czar; fanatic war; barter power; seitan tips; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you're hearing it in your earholes.

00:15 Welcome back, all of you who hate summer.

00:</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0606 â€“ Upsell</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0606-upsell/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803476/episode-0606-upsell/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:38:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people.

 00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.

 01:15 It ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people.

 00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.

 01:15 It ]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0606_Upsell.mp3" length="26951115" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people.   00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.   01:15 It </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Bank fees; last colon call; full jail; artsy father; hologram Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, MLM people.

 00:30 This never pays off. Not for anyone.

 01:15 It </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0605 â€“ Misunderstood</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0605-misunderstood/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/803475/episode-0605-misunderstood/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:50:27 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not just for breakfast anymore.

00:30 Sam can't be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.

 01:10 How can you defend this guy?

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not just for breakfast anymore.

00:30 Sam can't be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.

 01:10 How can you defend this guy?

0]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0605_Misunderstood.mp3" length="26253645" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's not just for breakfast anymore.  00:30 Sam can't be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.   01:10 How can you defend this guy?  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Inception; eavesdropper; the leak; wrong direction; tarballs; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not just for breakfast anymore.

00:30 Sam can't be friends with Mel Gibson anymore.

 01:10 How can you defend this guy?

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0577 â€“ Awful Truths</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0577-awful-truths/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/756795/episode-0577-awful-truths/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:51:12 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Horribleness;Ã‚Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music. Because you know you gotta ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Horribleness;Ã‚Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music. Because you know you gotta ]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0577_Awful_Truths.mp3" length="26785282" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Horribleness;Ã‚Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!    00:00 Theme music. Because you know you gotta </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Horribleness;Ã‚Â  adulthood; missing books; baked goods; the reasons of poverty; in the butt; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music. Because you know you gotta </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0576 â€“ Risky Behavior</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0576-risky-behavior/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/755520/episode-0576-risky-behavior/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:03:10 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Welcome back, people who are alrea]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Welcome back, people who are alrea]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!    00:00 Welcome back, people who are alrea</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Hell office; showing off; tooth ache; upgrade downgrade; teen horror story; sunscreen bogosity;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Welcome back, people who are alrea</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0575 â€“ Doctoring</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0575-doctoring/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/754810/episode-0575-doctoring/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 09:35:28 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people.
]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people.
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!    00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Winning and losing; check up; confusing visual; game world collision; a really bad idea;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Welcome back to the show, lovely people.
</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0574 â€“ Spite Your Face</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0574-spite-your-face/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/752389/episode-0574-spite-your-face/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 19:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.

00:15 You have to ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.

00:15 You have to ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!    00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.  00:15 You have to </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Pickle pops; awards assembly; burning down the house; self-ban; soda poop; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know how you like it.

00:15 You have to </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0573 â€“ Watch Out</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0573-watch-out/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/751620/episode-0573-watch-out/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 10:02:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Ã‚Â  crib ban;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.

00]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Ã‚Â  crib ban;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.

00]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Ã‚Â  crib ban;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!    00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.  00</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The schismPhone; the last field day; GTD; spit off; calorie counter;Ã‚Â  crib ban;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music - it may give you super powers.

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      <title>Episode 0572 â€“ Busted</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0572-busted/</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 13:00:38 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



00:00 Theme music -

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899.

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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!    00:00 Theme music -  00:15 Welcome to the show, mistre</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Abused fathers; prom season; exploding television; dangers of sexting; ninja defense; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby CanÃ‚Â Read!



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      <title>Episode 0571 â€“ Demolition Derby</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0571-demolition-derby/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/751618/episode-0571-demolition-derby/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 14:54:32 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only list]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899.

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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only list</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Learning to park; crash cart; babies for beer; tricky people; textbook massacre; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it can teach you to drive if you only list</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0570 â€“ El Destructo</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0570-el-destructo/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/751617/episode-0570-el-destructo/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 15:10:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music is sure to warm your coc]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music is sure to warm your coc</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Water babies; broken phone; shopping fail; supersized crime; branding; inspirational teen mom - not; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music is sure to warm your coc</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0569 â€“ Bandits</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0569-bandits/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/745857/episode-0569-bandits/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 10:28:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you want ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - you know you want </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Johnny Quest; absentee mom; disappionting television; lottery douche; tax dodgers; stun gun justice;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you want </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0568 â€“ Kid Stuff</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0568-kid-stuff/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/744223/episode-0568-kid-stuff/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 10:34:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Thing 3's field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work.

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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Thing 3's field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Thing 3's field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Thing 3's field trip; girl voice; looking inside; oil companies; test subjects; tiny dancers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - better than a day at work.

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      <title>Episode 0567 â€“ Moving Out</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0567-moving-out/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/743536/episode-0567-moving-out/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 10:47:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it reminds you of better days.

01:15 Sam goes through a change]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it reminds you of better days.

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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - it reminds you of better days.  01:15 Sam goes through a change</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The clinic; moving out; HOA evils; spider bite; carhackers; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it reminds you of better days.

01:15 Sam goes through a change</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0566 â€“ Tummy Trouble</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0566-tummy-trouble/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/741453/episode-0566-tummy-trouble/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 19:14:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Scooter slowdown; stomach issues;Ã‚Â  purple pill peril; smoking kid; seedy auction; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - pretty cool stuff.

00:20 Scarred ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Scooter slowdown; stomach issues;Ã‚Â  purple pill peril; smoking kid; seedy auction; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Scooter slowdown; stomach issues;Ã‚Â  purple pill peril; smoking kid; seedy auction; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - pretty cool stuff.  00:20 Scarred </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Scooter slowdown; stomach issues;Ã‚Â  purple pill peril; smoking kid; seedy auction; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



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00:20 Scarred </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0565 â€“ Scarred For Life</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0565-scarred-for-life/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/740687/episode-0565-scarred-for-life/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 11:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Marathon; roadkill; mistaken identity; too trusting; the nick; chocolate milk; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it's a blast blast blast.

00:20 The maratho]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Marathon; roadkill; mistaken identity; too trusting; the nick; chocolate milk; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it's a blast blast blast.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Marathon; roadkill; mistaken identity; too trusting; the nick; chocolate milk; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - it's a blast blast blast.  00:20 The maratho</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Marathon; roadkill; mistaken identity; too trusting; the nick; chocolate milk; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - it's a blast blast blast.

00:20 The maratho</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0564 â€“ Unamusement Park</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0564-unamusement-park/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/739996/episode-0564-unamusement-park/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 11:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: A nice thing; park hazards; flag banning; the JC Show; NICU: Nail Salon; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.

00:15 Welcome back, all you]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: A nice thing; park hazards; flag banning; the JC Show; NICU: Nail Salon; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.

00:15 Welcome back, all you]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: A nice thing; park hazards; flag banning; the JC Show; NICU: Nail Salon; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.  00:15 Welcome back, all you</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: A nice thing; park hazards; flag banning; the JC Show; NICU: Nail Salon; call us - 214.267.9899.

Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today withÃ‚Â Your Baby Can Read!



00:00 Theme music - you know you like it.

00:15 Welcome back, all you</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0563 - Mothers</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0563-mothers/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/739352/episode-0563-mothers/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 12:45:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: iPad magic; cards for mom; old neighbors; reducing violence; craigslist attacks; vampires; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - that's how we're rollin'.  00:]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: iPad magic; cards for mom; old neighbors; reducing violence; craigslist attacks; vampires; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - that's how we're rollin'.  00:]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: iPad magic; cards for mom; old neighbors; reducing violence; craigslist attacks; vampires; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - that's how we're rollin'.  00:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: iPad magic; cards for mom; old neighbors; reducing violence; craigslist attacks; vampires; call us - 214.267.9899.  Sponsor: Start your Baby Reading Today with Your Baby Can Read!    00:00 Theme music - that's how we're rollin'.  00:</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0562 â€“ Partied Out</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0562-partied-out/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/735818/episode-0562-partied-out/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 10:34:30 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Drinking; senior pictures; mean girls; bra pills; sandwich pills; baby booze; call us - 214.267.9899.



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00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.

 00:45 Don't share this info with your kids.

 01:00 Why does everyone have to ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Drinking; senior pictures; mean girls; bra pills; sandwich pills; baby booze; call us - 214.267.9899.



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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Drinking; senior pictures; mean girls; bra pills; sandwich pills; baby booze; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.   00:45 Don't share this info with your kids.   01:00 Why does everyone have to </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Drinking; senior pictures; mean girls; bra pills; sandwich pills; baby booze; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.

 00:45 Don't share this info with your kids.

 01:00 Why does everyone have to </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0561 â€“ Ideas</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0561-ideas/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/735301/episode-0561-ideas/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 10:56:51 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Vulgarity; pipe hunting; birthday presents; Thing 3 argument; light bulbs; social ban; the butt bomb; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Just kidding, it's for everyone.

01:50 Sam is not vulgar. S]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Vulgarity; pipe hunting; birthday presents; Thing 3 argument; light bulbs; social ban; the butt bomb; call us - 214.267.9899.



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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Vulgarity; pipe hunting; birthday presents; Thing 3 argument; light bulbs; social ban; the butt bomb; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.  00:15 Just kidding, it's for everyone.  01:50 Sam is not vulgar. S</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Vulgarity; pipe hunting; birthday presents; Thing 3 argument; light bulbs; social ban; the butt bomb; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know you need it.

00:15 Just kidding, it's for everyone.

01:50 Sam is not vulgar. S</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0560 â€“ Blue Light Special</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0560-blue-light-special/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/733987/episode-0560-blue-light-special/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 10:33:01 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Shopping online; iPad shopping; dog puke; hard justice; rude people; saucy butt; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than it could be.

00:20 The most exciting thing in Sam's sad little life.

00:50 Call us - 214.267]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Shopping online; iPad shopping; dog puke; hard justice; rude people; saucy butt; call us - 214.267.9899.



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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Shopping online; iPad shopping; dog puke; hard justice; rude people; saucy butt; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - better than it could be.  00:20 The most exciting thing in Sam's sad little life.  00:50 Call us - 214.267</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Shopping online; iPad shopping; dog puke; hard justice; rude people; saucy butt; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - better than it could be.

00:20 The most exciting thing in Sam's sad little life.

00:50 Call us - 214.267</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0559 â€“ Shoes</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0559-shoes/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/733354/episode-0559-shoes/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 10:28:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: A poll; the shoes; baggage; tricky kid; eating on asphalt; nasty grandma; AZ teacher screening; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - may save you from the zombie apocalypse.

00:20 Walking, it's tougher than you think.

01:00 Ca]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: A poll; the shoes; baggage; tricky kid; eating on asphalt; nasty grandma; AZ teacher screening; call us - 214.267.9899.



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00:20 Walking, it's tougher than you think.

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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: A poll; the shoes; baggage; tricky kid; eating on asphalt; nasty grandma; AZ teacher screening; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - may save you from the zombie apocalypse.  00:20 Walking, it's tougher than you think.  01:00 Ca</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: A poll; the shoes; baggage; tricky kid; eating on asphalt; nasty grandma; AZ teacher screening; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - may save you from the zombie apocalypse.

00:20 Walking, it's tougher than you think.

01:00 Ca</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0558 â€“ Changes</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0558-changes/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/731066/episode-0558-changes/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:26:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Amityville Horror; the pipe; banned books; prom dresses; blowgun attack; gay dogs; the age gap; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Very scary.

00:25 The Amityville Horror was kind of scary.

 01:00 Kim does math.

 01:30 Book ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Amityville Horror; the pipe; banned books; prom dresses; blowgun attack; gay dogs; the age gap; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Very scary.

00:25 The Amityville Horror was kind of scary.

 01:00 Kim does math.

 01:30 Book ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Amityville Horror; the pipe; banned books; prom dresses; blowgun attack; gay dogs; the age gap; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Very scary.  00:25 The Amityville Horror was kind of scary.   01:00 Kim does math.   01:30 Book </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Amityville Horror; the pipe; banned books; prom dresses; blowgun attack; gay dogs; the age gap; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Very scary.

00:25 The Amityville Horror was kind of scary.

 01:00 Kim does math.

 01:30 Book </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0557 â€“ Afeared</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0557-afeared/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/730462/episode-0557-afeared/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 10:24:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Fear; sewing robot; scary Kim; crane style; evil teen; weed baby; fear the unknown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as a motorcycle ride.

00:25 Don't be scared, little scientist.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.98]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Fear; sewing robot; scary Kim; crane style; evil teen; weed baby; fear the unknown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as a motorcycle ride.

00:25 Don't be scared, little scientist.

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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Fear; sewing robot; scary Kim; crane style; evil teen; weed baby; fear the unknown; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as a motorcycle ride.  00:25 Don't be scared, little scientist.  01:25 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Fear; sewing robot; scary Kim; crane style; evil teen; weed baby; fear the unknown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as much fun as a motorcycle ride.

00:25 Don't be scared, little scientist.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0556 â€“ Risky</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0556-risky/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/730461/episode-0556-risky/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:14:40 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Printer ink; cat sharing; Thing 2 needs a shot; allergy lips; poop faces; European vacation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.

00:30 A new urban legend regarding women and technology.

01:45 ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Printer ink; cat sharing; Thing 2 needs a shot; allergy lips; poop faces; European vacation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.

00:30 A new urban legend regarding women and technology.

01:45 ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Printer ink; cat sharing; Thing 2 needs a shot; allergy lips; poop faces; European vacation; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.  00:30 A new urban legend regarding women and technology.  01:45 </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Printer ink; cat sharing; Thing 2 needs a shot; allergy lips; poop faces; European vacation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to the show, happy people.

00:30 A new urban legend regarding women and technology.

01:45 </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0555 â€“ Boobquake</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0555-boobquake/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/730460/episode-0555-boobquake/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:58:53 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Get 'em out; mother nature; taking a ride; finger ripper; Coca-Colla; boob power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, all you fakers.

00:45 Fear the power of the boobquake.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Get 'em out; mother nature; taking a ride; finger ripper; Coca-Colla; boob power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, all you fakers.

00:45 Fear the power of the boobquake.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Get 'em out; mother nature; taking a ride; finger ripper; Coca-Colla; boob power; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00  00:15 Welcome back, all you fakers.  00:45 Fear the power of the boobquake.  01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:10 Email us</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Get 'em out; mother nature; taking a ride; finger ripper; Coca-Colla; boob power; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back, all you fakers.

00:45 Fear the power of the boobquake.

01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0554 â€“ Planted</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0554-planted/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/725375/episode-0554-planted/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:24:34 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Garden fools; haters; gum dress; to serve man; regulation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably will not get you fired.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 01:50 Kids know.

02:30 Gard]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Garden fools; haters; gum dress; to serve man; regulation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably will not get you fired.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 01:50 Kids know.

02:30 Gard]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Garden fools; haters; gum dress; to serve man; regulation; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - probably will not get you fired.  00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.   01:50 Kids know.  02:30 Gard</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Garden fools; haters; gum dress; to serve man; regulation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - probably will not get you fired.

00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com.

 01:50 Kids know.

02:30 Gard</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0553 â€“ Kick It</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0553-kick-it/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/724714/episode-0553-kick-it/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:42:17 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Hand-me-downs; steaming the ceiling, Kick-ass; disaster; iPhone leak; puke assault; boob crimes; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will kick it.

00:15 The answer - pretty darn tough.

 00:50 Yay for bullet proof vests.

0]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Hand-me-downs; steaming the ceiling, Kick-ass; disaster; iPhone leak; puke assault; boob crimes; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will kick it.

00:15 The answer - pretty darn tough.

 00:50 Yay for bullet proof vests.

0]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Hand-me-downs; steaming the ceiling, Kick-ass; disaster; iPhone leak; puke assault; boob crimes; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it will kick it.  00:15 The answer - pretty darn tough.   00:50 Yay for bullet proof vests.  0</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Hand-me-downs; steaming the ceiling, Kick-ass; disaster; iPhone leak; puke assault; boob crimes; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will kick it.

00:15 The answer - pretty darn tough.

 00:50 Yay for bullet proof vests.

0</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0552 â€“ Badwrong</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0552-badwrong/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/723825/episode-0552-badwrong/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 11:01:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The new testament; the sleepover; criminal sex education; the internets are bad for you; anatomically correct Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so good, it's bad.

00:15 Welcome back, party animals.

01:00 It's a good ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The new testament; the sleepover; criminal sex education; the internets are bad for you; anatomically correct Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so good, it's bad.

00:15 Welcome back, party animals.

01:00 It's a good ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The new testament; the sleepover; criminal sex education; the internets are bad for you; anatomically correct Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - so good, it's bad.  00:15 Welcome back, party animals.  01:00 It's a good </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The new testament; the sleepover; criminal sex education; the internets are bad for you; anatomically correct Jesus; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - so good, it's bad.

00:15 Welcome back, party animals.

01:00 It's a good </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0551 â€“ Blowout</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0551-blowout/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/722291/episode-0551-blowout/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 10:57:33 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Pantsplosion; ladybug trauma; clothing enhancements for kids; selling out the kid; evil clown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know it's good for you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you adult-like people.

00:]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show:Ã‚Â  Pantsplosion; ladybug trauma; clothing enhancements for kids; selling out the kid; evil clown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know it's good for you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you adult-like people.

00:]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Pantsplosion; ladybug trauma; clothing enhancements for kids; selling out the kid; evil clown; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - you know it's good for you.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you adult-like people.  00:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show:Ã‚Â  Pantsplosion; ladybug trauma; clothing enhancements for kids; selling out the kid; evil clown; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - you know it's good for you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you adult-like people.

00:</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0550 â€“ Carnage</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0550-carnage/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/719784/episode-0550-carnage/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:13:54 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Messiah; Exit Strategy; dusted; playing with the dog; blind pr0n; eBay issues; knifepoint reconciliation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as cool as an iPad, but cooler than a Blackberry.

00:30 The mind virus.

00:45 C]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Messiah; Exit Strategy; dusted; playing with the dog; blind pr0n; eBay issues; knifepoint reconciliation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as cool as an iPad, but cooler than a Blackberry.

00:30 The mind virus.

00:45 C]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Messiah; Exit Strategy; dusted; playing with the dog; blind pr0n; eBay issues; knifepoint reconciliation; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - not as cool as an iPad, but cooler than a Blackberry.  00:30 The mind virus.  00:45 C</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Messiah; Exit Strategy; dusted; playing with the dog; blind pr0n; eBay issues; knifepoint reconciliation; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - not as cool as an iPad, but cooler than a Blackberry.

00:30 The mind virus.

00:45 C</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0549 â€“ Miracles</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0549-miracles/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/719783/episode-0549-miracles/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:27:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: The greatest song ever; barbecue disaster; scanner danger; pee bottles; all your organs are belong to us; call us - 214.267.9899.]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: The greatest song ever; barbecue disaster; scanner danger; pee bottles; all your organs are belong to us; call us - 214.267.9899.]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/rwty/content.blubrry.com/rwty/0549_Miracles.mp3" length="25233771" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: The greatest song ever; barbecue disaster; scanner danger; pee bottles; all your organs are belong to us; call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: The greatest song ever; barbecue disaster; scanner danger; pee bottles; all your organs are belong to us; call us - 214.267.9899.</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0548 â€“ Frugality</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0548-frugality/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/717166/episode-0548-frugality/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:38:45 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Exercising; Kim the photographer; oh, China; salamander safety; false sex alarm; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not a miracle, but it's close.

00:15 Welcome, welcome.

00:30 Sam hates the stationary bike.

01:50 The ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Exercising; Kim the photographer; oh, China; salamander safety; false sex alarm; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not a miracle, but it's close.

00:15 Welcome, welcome.

00:30 Sam hates the stationary bike.

01:50 The ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Exercising; Kim the photographer; oh, China; salamander safety; false sex alarm; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it's not a miracle, but it's close.  00:15 Welcome, welcome.  00:30 Sam hates the stationary bike.  01:50 The </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Exercising; Kim the photographer; oh, China; salamander safety; false sex alarm; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it's not a miracle, but it's close.

00:15 Welcome, welcome.

00:30 Sam hates the stationary bike.

01:50 The </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0547 â€“ Healthwise</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0547-healthwise/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/715666/episode-0547-healthwise/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:26:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Tree sex; get fit; shorty; car seats and dogs; filthy kids; getting right; lunch ladies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a nice, warm tax break on a summer morning.

00:20 Trees know how to do it.

 00:45 We know this ]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Tree sex; get fit; shorty; car seats and dogs; filthy kids; getting right; lunch ladies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a nice, warm tax break on a summer morning.

00:20 Trees know how to do it.

 00:45 We know this ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Tree sex; get fit; shorty; car seats and dogs; filthy kids; getting right; lunch ladies; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like a nice, warm tax break on a summer morning.  00:20 Trees know how to do it.   00:45 We know this </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Tree sex; get fit; shorty; car seats and dogs; filthy kids; getting right; lunch ladies; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a nice, warm tax break on a summer morning.

00:20 Trees know how to do it.

 00:45 We know this </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 0546 â€“ Rollercoaster</title>
      <link>http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0546-rollercoaster/</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/rwty/713027/episode-0546-rollercoaster/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:41:57 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Fear, rollercoasters, nausea; tax prep; iPad; digital bandit; layoff screw; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is better than a tax rebate.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, riders.

00:45 Oh, iPad envy is terrible.

01:50 It wor]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Fear, rollercoasters, nausea; tax prep; iPad; digital bandit; layoff screw; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music is better than a tax rebate.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, riders.

00:45 Oh, iPad envy is terrible.

01:50 It wor]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Fear, rollercoasters, nausea; tax prep; iPad; digital bandit; layoff screw; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music is better than a tax rebate.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, riders.  00:45 Oh, iPad envy is terrible.  01:50 It wor</itunes:subtitle>
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00:00 Theme music is better than a tax rebate.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, riders.

00:45 Oh, iPad envy is terrible.

01:50 It wor</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:26:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Gross candy; Kim drops the basket; fat discovery; science fail; deaders on a plane; haul queens ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like a fat suit for your soul.

00:40 Sam is not pleased with the selection of Easter Candies.
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      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Gross candy; Kim drops the basket; fat discovery; science fail; deaders on a plane; haul queens ;call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music. Like a fat suit for your soul.  00:40 Sam is not pleased with the selection of Easter Candies. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Gross candy; Kim drops the basket; fat discovery; science fail; deaders on a plane; haul queens ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music. Like a fat suit for your soul.

00:40 Sam is not pleased with the selection of Easter Candies.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:30:49 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Sam's business; Easter, jerky neighbors; insurance douchery; baby repo; farm tales; synthweed;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the actual reason Apollo 13 was saved.

00:15 Sam's business plan.

02:00 The real secret be]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Sam's business; Easter, jerky neighbors; insurance douchery; baby repo; farm tales; synthweed;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



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      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Sam's business; Easter, jerky neighbors; insurance douchery; baby repo; farm tales; synthweed;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - the actual reason Apollo 13 was saved.  00:15 Sam's business plan.  02:00 The real secret be</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Sam's business; Easter, jerky neighbors; insurance douchery; baby repo; farm tales; synthweed;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - the actual reason Apollo 13 was saved.

00:15 Sam's business plan.

02:00 The real secret be</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:42:28 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: TV alarm; big girl brain; burning tatas; egg harvesters; street justice ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to our humble show, people of the Internets.

00:20 Sam does not like to be ignored.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.98]]></description>
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00:15 Welcome back to our humble show, people of the Internets.

00:20 Sam does not like to be ignored.

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      <itunes:summary>On today's show: TV alarm; big girl brain; burning tatas; egg harvesters; street justice ;call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00

00:15 Welcome back to our humble show, people of the Internets.

00:20 Sam does not like to be ignored.

01:25 Call us - 214.267.98</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:53:08 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: A big idea; souvenirs; giant snail snot; evil dentist; Tiny Town; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sorry we missed you yesterday, this will make up for it.

00:15 This is a rare treat.

 00:40 Kim provides personal service.
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: A big idea; souvenirs; giant snail snot; evil dentist; Tiny Town; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sorry we missed you yesterday, this will make up for it.

00:15 This is a rare treat.

 00:40 Kim provides personal service.
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      <itunes:summary>On today's show: A big idea; souvenirs; giant snail snot; evil dentist; Tiny Town; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - sorry we missed you yesterday, this will make up for it.

00:15 This is a rare treat.

 00:40 Kim provides personal service.
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:27:08 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Cough drop; drugs at school; Kim's horrible plan; overworked; a horrible butt issue; punchishment;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a radiator flush for your mind.

00:30 Sam has a cough drop problem.

01:00 Kim mak]]></description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[On today's show: Cough drop; drugs at school; Kim's horrible plan; overworked; a horrible butt issue; punchishment;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a radiator flush for your mind.

00:30 Sam has a cough drop problem.

01:00 Kim mak]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Kim and Sam</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Cough drop; drugs at school; Kim's horrible plan; overworked; a horrible butt issue; punchishment;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - like a radiator flush for your mind.  00:30 Sam has a cough drop problem.  01:00 Kim mak</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Cough drop; drugs at school; Kim's horrible plan; overworked; a horrible butt issue; punchishment;Ã‚Â  call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - like a radiator flush for your mind.

00:30 Sam has a cough drop problem.

01:00 Kim mak</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0539 â€“ Hobbies</title>
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      <dc:creator>Kim and Sam</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:53:26 -0400</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[On today's show: Plastic changing; SXSW sleeper; GameCrush; bondage gone bad; bugged life; the safe; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us ]]></description>
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00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:subtitle>On today's show: Plastic changing; SXSW sleeper; GameCrush; bondage gone bad; bugged life; the safe; call us - 214.267.9899.    00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.  00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples.  01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.  01:10 Email us </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On today's show: Plastic changing; SXSW sleeper; GameCrush; bondage gone bad; bugged life; the safe; call us - 214.267.9899.



00:00 Theme music - it will rock you.

00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples.

01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899.

01:10 Email us </itunes:summary>
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