Fusion Patrol

Real Humans Review: Season 2 Episode 7 – Fusion Patrol Ep. 802

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 22 Aug 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Simon and Eugene we discuss whether Hubot technology changes what death means for humans, compare customer satisfaction in the pizza and battle Hubot industries, and ask whether there is less sex with robots this season.

00:00:34 Opening Credits 00:00:59 Rick’s Rebellion 00:02:07 Douglas Makes His Choice 00:03:52 Bee and the Missing Code 00:05:52 Law Firm Crisis 00:06:32 Inger’s Family Trouble 00:07:27 Douglas’s Death Debate 00:27:57 Kevin Gets Groomed 00:32:52 Damaged by Hubots 00:48:55 Fingerprint Trick 00:54:00 Bea and Roger’s Past 01:05:02 Niska Revealed 01:16:09 Lennart’s Fate 01:20:08 Virus and Arabic Download

The Invaders Review: The Innocent – Fusion Patrol Ep. 801

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 15 Aug 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Kenneth and Eugene discuss the arrival of Klaatu, the identity of the so-called “innocent,” the impossibility of getting building permits in California, and bring to light the shocking connection between this episode and the Starlost.

00:00:34 Welcome to Fusion Patrol 00:01:20 Episode Synopsis 00:02:39 Act 2 Overview 00:03:20 Act 3 Developments 00:04:03 Act 4 Tensions Rise 00:04:34 Epilogue Reflections 00:04:53 The Innocent Explained 00:05:28 Writer Insights 00:06:45 Story Complexity 00:07:28 Viewer Engagement 00:10:20 Dabney Coleman Discussion 00:10:46 Norman Klenman Background 00:17:01 Guest Star Highlights 00:20:12 Car Chase Analysis 00:21:29 Driver Education Anecdote 00:25:02 Star Trek Connections 00:27:37 IMDb Ratings Debate 00:30:31 Finger Goof Observation 00:33:10 Leisure World Discussion 00:38:39 Santa Margarita Valley Reveal 00:42:56 Concluding Thoughts 00:46:23 Next Episode Preview

Frankenstein (1931) Review – Fusion Patrol Ep. 800

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Simon and Eugene mark the 800th episode of Fusion Patrol where they discuss the classic 1931 Frankenstein, the extent of the impact of this film across other media, the differences between the film and the book, and whether the film or Mary Shelley are responsible for the perception of the mad scientist.

00:01:00 Anniversary Opening 00:02:29 Frankenstein’s Obsession 00:04:51 The Monster Escapes 00:06:47 First Impressions 00:10:51 Boris Karloff’s Performance 00:15:26 Film Versus Novel 00:18:52 The Beast’s Short Life 00:22:33 Morality and Responsibility 00:26:18 Script Differences 00:30:41 Deleted Dialogue 00:36:10 Body-Snatching Ethics 00:39:35 The Stage Play 00:43:00 Mad Scientist Trope 00:50:24 Never Alive 00:53:54 Why Not Start Small? 00:59:04 Waldman’s Dilemma 01:00:37 Mary Shelley Revisited 01:03:07 Science and Fear 01:08:35 Final Thoughts

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Review: A Dream of Jennifer – Fusion Patrol Ep. 799

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 03:00:00 -0400

John and Eugene dicsuss the return of sad Buck, the daughter of America’s mom, the ridiculous plot contrivance of this episode, and how the name New New Orleans just trips over the tongue.

Real Humans Review: Season 2 Episode 06 – Fusion Patrol Ep. 798

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Simon and Eugene discuss Swedish electric wiring, hubots and eggs as baby substitutes, and how a baby upgrade programme could work.

The Invaders Review: Quantity Unknown – Fusion Patrol Ep. 797

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 18 Jul 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Kenneth and Eugene discuss David Vincent’s need to have someone else believe him, the double-bluff of having an obvious main Invader guest star who isn’t, and ask the all-important question: If the cylinder contains the masterplan for invading the Earth, does that mean the Invaders have been working without a plan so far?

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Review: Olympiad – Fusion Patrol Ep. 796

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 11 Jul 2026 03:00:00 -0400

John and Eugene look at the 2492 Olympic games on the planet Mykos.

They discuss the in-built advantages/disadvantages of having aliens with different physical capabilities competing against one another, ponder how small of an area you could hold the games in if there were no pesky audiences, ask if the writers were unable to come up with two imaginary drug names, look at the fascinating history of the branding of this episode vis-a-vis the disastrous 1980 Olympics in Moscow, and come up with a new tag line for this podcast: “We’re from the future, and we’ve got some script notes.”

Solaris (1972) Review – Fusion Patrol Ep. 795

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Kenneth and Eugene look at Andrei Tarkovsky’s famous, and ponderously slow, 1972 film, Solaris. They discuss why 40 minutes of the film is set amongst wet greenery, Tarkovsky’s daddy issues, they ask “What the hell was the point of the horse?” and “Why did we sit through 10+ minutes of silent driving through Osaka?”

This cursed episode of Fusion Patrol was over four years in the making.

00:00:35 Introduction to Solaris00:01:39 The Lost Recording00:02:02 Revisiting Solaris00:02:48 Watching at 1.5 Speed00:03:42 Synopsis of Solaris00:05:37 Part Two of the Film00:07:58 The Nature of Guests00:08:36 Dissecting the Film’s Themes00:12:09 The Nature of Identity00:12:26 Different Versions of Hari00:18:25 Film Length and Pacing00:21:03 Cultural Context00:30:43 The Purpose of Characters00:32:40 Understanding the Guests00:34:34 Questions of Existence00:39:10 The Climax of the Story00:45:22 Communication with the Unknown00:54:00 Tarkovsky’s Personal Influence00:55:46 Visual and Aesthetic Choices00:58:02 Final Thoughts on Solaris01:11:21 Critique of AdaptationsNext week: Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Olympiad

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Real Humans Review: Season 2 Episode 05 – Fusion Patrol Ep. 794

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Simon and Eugene discuss upgrading the babysitter, the theme of children abandoned by mothers, and Eugene grapples with his unresolved cyber security issues.

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The Invaders Review: Doomsday Minus One – Fusion Patrol Ep. 793

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Eugene and Kenneth delve into *The Invaders* Season 1, Episode 8, “Doomsday Minus One,” where Major Graves faces a nuclear test threat while Spence’s paranoia leads to tragic consequences from alien forces. They discuss Vincent’s quest for truth, the episode’s tension, and the moral nuances of its characters, as well as frustrations with its reset button mechanics. Next Week: Real Humans, Season 2, Episode 5Next Invaders Episode: Quantity Unknown

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Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Review Twiki is Missing – Fusion Patrol Ep. 792

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 13 Jun 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Eugene and John dive into Season 1, Episode 18 of *Buck Rogers in the 25th Century*, “Twiki is Missing.” They humorously critique a high-stakes mission involving a spaceberg, a miners’ revolt, and a kidnapping plot against Twiki. Amid absurd twists, they discuss scientific credibility, casting choices, and themes of loyalty and free will, teasing the next episode, “Olympiad,” for more adventures.Next Week: The Invaders, Doomsday Minus OneNext on Buck Rogers: Olympiad

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Doctor Who Review: The Dalek Master Plan - Fusion Patrol Ep. 787

Lone Locust Productions — Fri, 08 May 2026 20:00:00 -0400

Simon and Eugene look at the Dalek Master Plan, including the newly-recovered episodes 1 and 3, and they discuss companion deaths, the traditional Christmas Dalek, whether Douglas Adams watched this serial, and whether Mavic Chen could have been blue.

Real Humans Review: Season 2 Episode 03 – Fusion Patrol Ep. 786

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 02 May 2026 03:00:00 -0400

This week Simon and Eugene look at Real Humans, Season 2, Episode 3, and discuss whether coincidence in television is a product of convenience or pleasing the audience, whether the Hubot virus is mining Bitcoin, which characters might benefit from an external battery pack, and how on earth you would retrieve a retractable cord from a Hubitron 400 once the plug is cut.

Next Time on Real Humans: Season 2, Episode 4

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The Invaders Review: Vikor – Fusion Patrol Ep. 785

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 25 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0400

In this episode of Fusion Patrol, Kenneth and Eugene analyze Season 1, Episode 6 of The Invaders, titled “Vicar.” The story follows an electrical lineman who dies after witnessing aliens regenerate, prompting David Vincent to investigate Vikor Enterprises’ dark ties to the invaders. We examine the moral complexities of George Vikor, who prioritizes personal gain over ethics, and the troubled relationship with his wife, Sherry. Their discussion touches on the psychological toll of war, social commentary on veteran treatment, and the Cold War context, offering insights into the episode’s deeper themes.

Next Week: Real Humans Season 2, Episode 3Next on the Invaders: Nightmare

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Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Review: Happy Birthday, Buck – Fusion Patrol Ep. 784

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 18 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0400

In this episode of Fusion Patrol, John and Eugene analyze Season 1, Episode 15 of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, titled “Happy Birthday, Buck.” The narrative explores Buck’s existential crisis as he confronts his 534th birthday and feels a sense of nostalgia for 20th century Chicago.

Next episode: The Invaders – VikorNext on Buck Rogers: A Blast for Buck & Ardala Returns

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This Island Earth (1955) – Fusion Patrol Ep. 783

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Kenneth and Eugene explore the 1955 classic “This Island Earth.” Their discussion highlights Cal’s research, mysterious technology, and ethical dilemmas posed by the Metalunans. They reflect on the film’s pacing, special effects, and its commentary on Cold War politics, examining how its themes resonate with contemporary issues. They also discuss the film’s charm and its legacy in sci-fi cinema.

Real Humans Review: Season 2 Episode 02 – Fusion Patrol Ep. 782

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0400

This week, Simon and Eugene look at the second episode of the second series of Real Humans. They discuss Chekhov’s robot grandfather, the Swedish electoral system, whether induction hobs are better than gas, and whether they would switch on digital replicas of their deceased loved ones.

Next week: This Island Earth (1955)

The Invaders Review: Genesis – Fusion Patrol Ep. 781

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 28 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0400

In this episode Kenneth and Eugene analyze Season 1, Episode 5 of The Invaders, titled “Genesis.” A police officers encounter with an Invader loosing his human form leads David Vincent to discover a desperate Invader plan to save the life of a scientist key to their invasion plans.

Next Week: Real Humans Season 2, Episode 2Next time on the Invaders: Vikor

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Review: Space Vampire – Fusion Patrol Ep. 780

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 21 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0400

It’s the episode everyone has been waiting for! John and Eugene review Space Vampire!

They discuss the surprisingly effective direction of Buck Rogers’ take on the horror genre, the curious omission of the named “Dracula,” and they welcome the return of “Sexy Wilma.”

Next time on Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: Happy Birthday, BuckNext Week on Fusion Patrol: The Invaders, Genesis

Special Episode: Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea: The Sky’s on Fire Review – Fusion Patrol Ep. 779

Lone Locust Productions — Sat, 14 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Not a movie, but a follow-up to our discussion of the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea feature, as we look at this television episode remake of the movie.

Ben and Eugene examine the moral dilemmas faced by Admiral Nelson and Dr. Weber as they propose differing solutions to a catastrophic scenario. The discussion highlights key themes of mind control, ethical responsibilities, and the implications of leadership during crises. We draw connections to the original film, contrasting its existential threat with the episode’s localized crisis.

Next Week: Buck Rogers in the 25th Century – Space Vampire