Warm weather is finally here, but showing your bra straps was sooo ten years ago when Sex and the City was still on the air. Tune into Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid with Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick while they share their tips and advice for dealing with bra straps. They will announce the “Douche of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction starting at 9:30 am PST.  #podcast     #bras     #bra      #fashiontips      #fashionadvice

Podcast Summary:

1. Bra straps are stupid when you see them, just like when you see an underwear (read: whale tail). Bra straps were “in” before during SJP Sex in the City days, but that is not the case now.

2. Exposed bra straps look sloppy and can ruin a whole new look, no matter how much put together you are.

3. How you dress will depend on how you want others to perceive you. You can either be sloppy and look unprofessional or look great. You can always  look for solutions (or go to HonestKim because she invents solutions) for your exposed bra straps problem.

4. Tips to hide your bra straps:

a. A temporary solution is have yourself or a friend tie your bra straps at the back together to form a razorback. One example is Strap Trap.

b. Every girl should have a convertible bra.

c. Clear bra straps like Clearly Gone are perfect for see through or lacy shirts.

d. Shoulder Savers keep your bra straps where they need to be and prevent them from sliding off.

5. Douche of the Week is the guy who is acting overly flirtatious with a woman even if his girlfriend is right beside him.

6. Psychic Sidekick Prediction: Things are heating up and tension is high. You have opportunities to relax, take them. Be true to yourself, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. You probably might meet a D in the future, maybe next week. You’re gonna safely fly back to Denver. Lucky numbers are 41, 93, 28, 3, 8 and 1.

Next week is a special Cinco De Mayo podcast.

Do you love jumpsuits but don’t wear them because you can’t deal with the drama? Taking off a onesie in the bathroom is tricky! Tune into Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid with Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick while they share their tips and advice for dealing with onesies, aka jumpsuits. They will announce the “Dick of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction starting at 10:00 am PST.  #podcast   #onesie   #jumpsuit   #fashiontips   #fashionadvice

Podcast Summary:

1. We have a guest “Cassandra NYC” and she will divulge all her onesie secrets!

2. Nomination for Dick of the Week is from Kim. This week’s winner of Trunk in my Junk is the rude man on the airplane who argues with his seatmate who happened to be an older woman for putting up her stuff beside his’ at the overhead cabin.

3. Psychic predictions: There’s gonna be a big surprise tonight. The chances you’re going with that guy on an elephant – zero.

4. How to use the toilet while you’re wearing a onesie? First of all, your thigh should be in good shape. Consider going to a barre class. Next is you quickly “whip it”- which means take off your onesie one sleeve after the other and tuck it in your legs- while pulling it with both hands forward, so you don’t spill your urine on it while you squat on the toilet. Hold your garment in one hand while you reach for the toilet paper, carefully not letting any part of your naked body touch anywhere the toiled (because you don’t want to have germs on your body). And because you probably are already freezing, carefully but quickly put your clothes back on. Voila!

Your bra pokes you, it’s too tight, or rubs you the wrong way. Tune into Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick and the will share their tips and advice for dealing with bra sizing. They will announce the “Douche of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction. Tune in at 9:00 am PST.     #podcast   #bra   #boobs

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Sometimes you just need to escape from OPS (other people’s smell) whether created from poor hygiene, too much overindulging, or poor life choices. So tune into Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick and the will share their tips and advices for dealing with OPS. They will announce the “DoucheBomb of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction. Tune in at 10:00 am PST.  #smells   #podcast   #honestkim

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Please don’t tell me (and my now dress-length favorite sweater) that sweater care is best left to the dry cleaner. Think it is easier? I beg to differ. Add up the time it takes to drop them off, wanting to wear them while they are gone, remembering to pick them up, forking over HOW MUCH? for them, filling up your bins and landfills with a sea of plastic and pathetic hangers, all to find something wrong 20% of the time versus taking 2 minutes of preventative care and 10 minutes of cleaning activity. Honestly, taking a little care of your own sweaters will help them take care of you all season long, and it is very easy.

Avoid Sweat: Keep you off your sweaters by wearing an undershirt or placing underarm shields, like Garment Guard, in the pits to keep deodorant and sweat from getting onto the sweater in the first place. If you do get sweaty in your sweater, clean it as soon as possible instead of letting it sit. Also, choose wool over synthetics like nylon because wool is hard to get stinky, especially if you air it out after wear instead of cramming it into a dark drawer.

Avoid Shrinkage & Stretching: I normally buy natural fiber-sweaters, whether cashmere, merino wool, or cotton, which means I can wash them myself- in cold to warm water. Washing them in hot water or accidentally throwing them in the dryer is a recipe for shrinkage, which can be a good thing when an overzealous dry cleaner stretches them out. I avoid this by keeping them separate from the rest of my laundry.

To wash merino wool & cashmere, watch our step-by-step instructional video. Use Soak Wash in a basin of water to passively soak them clean for 15 minutes. Never wring out the water, but roll each one in a clean towel and press to absorb the excess water (aka do the jelly roll). Then lay flat to dry to avoid stretching. I prefer to do it in a sink or basin instead of the gentle cycle in the machine so there is less pilling due to less friction.

Get Rid of Balls: Generally, the fuzzier a sweater is at first, the more balls (or pilling or fuzz) you can expect. As you probably guessed, pilling happens with friction. Major culprits are heavy mouse use (forearm), bags and backpacks (hips), and extreme chair dancing. But de-pilling is quick and easy with simple devices like Sweater Comb. Spend about 2 minutes brushing your sweater with the mesh screen to pull off all the fuzz balls, resulting in a sweater that looks like new.

Are you ready to take care of your sweaters? Do you have other tips people would like to know? Need the supplies mentioned above?

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Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick, with special guest Cassandra Kelly, discuss fur? To wear or not to wear; what is your opinion?  They will announce the ‘DoucheBomb of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction. Tune in at 10:00 am PST. #podcast   #fur

Read Honest Kim’s latest article: “One Vegetarian in Support of Wearing Fur”: http://honestkim.com/664/one-vegetarian-in-support-of-wearing-fur/

Podcast Summary:

I fully support hypocrisy, that way I’m never wrong. But upon wearing a vintage fur coat into a ski lodge (after attending a fur-themed wedding) I was a surprised to receive so much stink eye from people eating burgers and chili. I don’t get it. The coat was long dead with some (probably dead) woman’s initials in it, so toasty warm, and absolutely beautiful. Have we been programmed to ditch reason and common sense when it comes to fur? This vegetarian thinks maybe it is time to rethink fur.

Eating Animals vs. Wearing Animals

Unless you are Lady Gaga, you realize the difference between what (some) people (and animals) eat for nourishment and what is left over. And whether you are on the “God-Gave-Us-Dominion-Over-All-The-Animals-On-Earth” team or the “We-Are-Stewards-Of-The-Earth” side, you have to logically agree that what is left over should be used: skin (leather), organs (medicine), and bone.

My aprés-wedding, lodge-visiting, fur-wearing accomplice had on a vintage family sable coat. It was the most beautiful fur I had ever seen. I thought sable was sand, not an animal, so had to look it up.

Since owls and raptors are the only ones eating sable for nourishment and excreting the fur as non-nutritious by-product, I wonder if humans can work out a deal with the aviary union representatives to (humanely) take the pelt and leave the meat for the owls and raptors. Circle of Life 2.0?

Vegetarian’s conclusion: I’m OK wearing the by-products of animals that were consumed for nourishment.

Beauty vs. The Beast

Are meat eaters against fur basing their choice on beauty as to which animals are acceptable to keep and kill: furry, cuddly animals should live and ruminants and weird-looking birds get to be eaten? How would Dove feel about this: what about the animal’s inner beauty? Hypocrisy 101.

Frankly, it is not acceptable to keep any animal, cuddly or cuddy, in filthy, overcrowded cages or pens. It seems like it would be bad for business if the “product” was getting sick and damaged, as well as a disgusting place (and vicinity) for humans to live and work. Aren’t there any free-range, organic fur farms where the little sables get to run around, capturing and eating free-range organic mice and local non-sulfated berries, and then peacefully dying in their sleep?

Vegetarian’s conclusion: If organic, free-range farms are OK for meat-yielding animals, then organic, free-range fur farms should be OK, too. But, I don’t think any exist. (Please prove me wrong.)

Old vs. New

Stored correctly, furs and leathers generally outlive their original purchaser. That leaves tons of fur passed down through generations and in second hand stores. What is more honorable or practical than wearing this? It is warm, beautiful, and already existing. It is not creating any additional demand for new fur.

Thousands of younger and liberal-er bequeathees have vintage fur pieces stored in closets and attics, scared to wear them in public. Many of these pieces are falling apart because they are not stored correctly. What good is this doing anyone? Wear them, sell them, or store them correctly. And let’s inform those who intentionally damage fur that they are hypocritical like those who bomb abortion clinics.

Vegetarian’s conclusion: If you got it, rock it! Honor the animal, and your grandmother, by wearing vintage fur and keeping warm or by giving it to someone who will, decreasing the need for new fur.

We are all going to die. Frankly, I hope my own death will be able to nourish or benefit others. Please don’t take this as permission to make leggings out of my skin when I’m dead, and know that I’m not going to make a jacket out of Schooner after he’s gone, however practical it may be. But next time you see me wearing vintage fur, admire the beauty, know that I’m warm, and may it empower you to make your own conclusions about fur and reduce the stink eye.

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It is mid-February. Your boots are in sad shape. They have been ridden hard and put away wet, literally. They are dirty, dry, saggy, salted, and worn. But why put up with that? Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick will help you restore that 15-20% of your outfit to stylishness in just 3 minutes with Honest Kim’s dirty-sounding tips. Also, they will announce the ‘Dick of the Week,” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction.  Tune in at 10:00am PST.  #boots   #tips

Podcast Summary:

Clean: Wipe down inside and out. Use a clean cloth dampened with some all-purpose cleaner for the inside. If stink exists, add or replace carbon stickers, like FlatLiners. For suede boots, use a dry sponge (like Skid Out) to brush the outside clean. For leather, use a leather cleaner (like Sole Glow) to clean and add moisture. Make sure to pick out any rocks from the soles, as these will damage floors as you walk. (100 seconds)

Lube: Zipper maintenance. After having to replace a zipper on my favorite boots last season and ending up with one boot that is too small for my Popeye calf, I realized the importance of zipper care. There are a lot of zipper lubricants on the market, but I use a cheap unscented tea candle on my metal zippers or a drop of oil from the Sole Glow pack. Just make sure you don’t overdo application of product as too much could get on your boots and make them look worse. (24 seconds)

Use Protection: Stop worn soles. Take a look at the soles and see if there is any visible wear. Some common places for wear are on the outer edge of the heel and under the ball of the foot. Keep the wear from getting worse and warranting an expensive and lengthy trip to the shoe repair by applying Heel Seals to the worn tips and heels and a nonskid pad (we use Gripalicious) to the ball. (24 seconds)

Get Erect: Saggy boots are like saggy boobs- unsexy. Give aging boots some support by sticking Boot Stays to the inside. Just peel and stick to the areas with the most wrinkles. If the inside of the boot will not allow adhesive to adhere, you might need to be creative or break out the duct tape. (30 seconds)

All Night Long: Store boots correctly. Prevent boots from getting saggy and tired in the first place by storing them with something rigid inside, like rolled up magazines or inflatable boot shapers, which are light and compact for travel. It takes almost none of your precious time and makes a huge difference in the long run. (2 seconds)

Dick of the Week:

It is sick season and everyone seems to be having issues shaking their cough or cold. The Dick of the week winner is germs and the mean germs that make us feel crummy.

Prediction:

Do something nice for someone and something big will happen this week but don’t take it lightly.

2) Schedule lots of fun events like nordic lessons and wine tasting throughout the day without breaks so they have a lot of fun, but are ready to go home so they can relax.

3) Break out the good wine and keep refilling their glasses so that they enjoy, but need to depart to recover from their hangover.

4) Have only fresh fruit and vegetables and other very healthy food in the house, so they enjoy it for a spell but start craving a croissant after a few days.

5) Place plastic spiders in the bathroom and fake dog poo on the kitchen floor to keep them on their toes. That’s always good for a laugh and for their gratitude to be back in their own space, free of inane surprises.

Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid Podcast Tuesdays at 10AM PT

Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid Podcast Tuesdays at 10AM PT

Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick share their tips and tricks to host the funniest Super Bowl Party that your friends will never forget, along with our ‘Dick of the Week’ winner and our weekly psychic prediction. Tune in at 10:00am PST.

Podcast Summary:

$1 bills for the pool so you can make it rain each quarter, wasabi instead of guacamole on that one chip (like Grandma Leone did with garlic in the cannoli), Hilary Duff halftime chicken fights and gassy food fart off with Subtle Butt prizes.

Podcast Summary:

1. Brah! Extender. Don’t toss your bra but it is a little too tight. Buy a Brah! Extender and use it so you have some bra breathing room. When you get back to your normal weight, you loose the extender.
2. Button Extender. It’s too expensive to buy new pants when you are getting tight around the waist. Give yourself some more room in your pants with a Button Extender. It give you the necessary room so you can keep wearing your pants.
3. Tips for losing weight:
a. Eat open faced sandwiches! Cut calories by only eating one slice of bread instead of two.
b. Drink two glasses of water before every meal.
c. If you are sitting all day at work, set a clock to get up every two hours and walk for 10 minutes.
4. There is no ‘DoucheBomb of the Week’ or ‘Dick of the Week.’ With the new year, once a month we want to have a winner that did something positive to impact people lives and make a difference. We don’t have a name for it yet but this week’s winner is Stuart Scott. A wonderful man!
5. Weekly prediction: This week we are telling the future of Cody Reed. Hard work and pulling ropes are in her future. She will see snow soon and be cold. Her lack of music talent will change in 2015 and take up a musical instrument of some kind. Her lucky numbers are 06, 01, 15, 30, 36 and 22.

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Podcast Summary:

1. Most common New Year’s Resolutions:
a. Lose weight
b. Be kind
c. Experience new cultures
d. I will grow spiritually
2. Setting up yourself for resolution success:
a. Create goals and objectives so you have a map to follow while obtaining your overall goal.
b. Create goals that are attainable.
c. Be motivated.
d. You will screw up but make sure you bounce back and recover. No one is perfect.
3. Honest Kim’s resolutions: give up dairy and alcohol.
4. Annie the Psychic Sidekick resolution: walk every day and volunteer.
5. Dick of the Week: Obama for forcing a couple to move their wedding because he wanted to play golf. https://gma.yahoo.com/obama-declines-newlyweds-invitation-open-bar-wedding-reception-144835325–abc-news-topstories.html
6. Weekly Prediction: Your ora is grey but with the new year you have an opportunity to lighten it up to pink with a few new practices. Eat healthier, do something selfless once a week and try something new. Lucky numbers are 15, 1515, 2015, 12, 30, 1, and 5.
7. Next week on Taboo Topic: A few things you need to do to ditch the holiday pounds

Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid Podcast Tuesdays at 10AM PT

Podcast Summary:

1. Receiving Gifts
a. Honest Kim’s etiquette: Be gracious and thankful but be honest. You don’t want to be recieving a gift year after year that you don’t want.
b. Emily Post’s etiquette for receiving gifts: When giving and receiving gifts, it is most important to remember that the spirit of the gift is more important than the gift itself. That is not to say that any old thing will do as long as you give it with a smile, simply that the feeling behind will be received as much if not more than the thing itself. There is an etiquette involved in choosing, presenting, and respectfully acknowledging gifts.
2.
a. Re-gift a gift openly. Better to know if found a good home instead of ending up in the Rubbish bin.
b. Emily Post’s etiquette for re-gifting: Not really. It’s a symptom of the surplus of “stuff” many people find themselves with, and their desire to be practical and give away things they know they will never use. Still, gifts should be recycled only rarely, and only under the following circumstances:

• You’re certain that the gift is something the recipient would really like to receive.
• The gift is brand new (no cast-offs allowed) and comes with its original box and instructions.
• The gift isn’t one that the original giver took great care to select or make.

3. Dick of the Week award: High maintenance renters that just need to google their questions instead of wasting people’s time. Did you try the batteries??? Here is a funny prankster video:
http://gawker.com/douchebag-dad-pretends-to-fling-toddler-son-off-balcony-1666085801
3.A – DoucheBomb of the week, jerk that parked his car in idol and fumed out the Fashion First Aid Warehouse.
4. Prediction: It is a time for forgiveness and enjoying family and friends time. Get outside and enjoy the fresh air and try something new. Lucky numbers: 12, 25, 2014 and 160.
5. Next Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid: New Years Resolutions.

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Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid Podcast Tuesdays at 10AM PT

Podcast Summary:
1. Kim’s Favorite Gag Gifts: She collects gifts all year. Whether it is an oversized stuffed animal re-gifted, full of fat yogurt from the grocery store, bacon bandaids from Amazon and more.
2. Annie’s Favorite Gag Gifts:
a. Big Mouth Toilet Monster, http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Toilet-Monster/dp/B000OUV5XM/?tag=dodogag-20
b. Awkward Family Photos, http://www.amazon.com/Awkward-Family-Photos-Mike-Bender/dp/0307592294/?tag=dodogag-20
c. Zombie Survival Guide, http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628/?tag=dodogag-20
d. Emergency Clown Nose, http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-Clown-Nose/dp/B004EJYBLM/?tag=dodogag-20
3. Dick of the Week winner is : Kim Jon-Un for releasing the private information of Sony Employees. 2nd place, woman from Canada with the worlds worst parking job https://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/the-worst-parking-job-in-north-america-caught-by-police–youtube-162937532.html.
4. Prediction: It’s all about the kids this weekend. Have fun, they will bring on the Christmas cheer to level 11. Your football picks are not going to go well but remember, it is only a game. Your lucky numbers are 12, 10, 2014, 22, 36 and 0.
5. Next week on Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid, we are discussing holiday parties and the must haves. We will be joined with special guest, Rayne Hagstrom, stylist and book author of the ‘Ultimate Guide to Style: From Drab to Fab!’

Podcast Summary:

1. What to buy versus not to buy. Unless you need it, don’t buy it.
2. Where are the best deals? Appliances and gadgets.
3. Dick of the Week Winner: The man who stole a BMW in Van Nuys and then was stopped by the truck driver Lou. http://perezhilton.com/2014-12-01-chase-suspect-flee-stolen-car-stopped-pickup-truck
4. Prediction: It is going to get cold outside and people will be short with you. Rise above it and only speak if you have something nice to say. Something amazing will happen to you Saturday and do 30 minutes of exercise every day until Monday. Lucky numbers are 33, 12, 2, 81, and 1.
5. Next week’s Taboo Topics is on gag gifts.

Taboo Topics by Fashion First Aid Podcast Tuesdays at 10AM PT

Honest Kim and Annie the Psychic Sidekick are getting excited about shopping during holidays and are sharing their tips and tricks for getting through it with out a single tear. They will also be revealing the ‘Dick of the Week” winner and give their weekly psychic prediction. Tune in at 10:00 am PST.

Podcast Summary:

1. Kim’s Plan of Attack for shopping: Only buy things you need and not because it is a good deal.
2. Annie’s plan of attack for shopping: confirmed list of people, research the best deal for each gift and purchasing gifts online on Cyber Monday.
3. The Dick of the Winner: people that don’t listen. These are people that vent and talk up a storm but don’t give others the opportunity to speak.
4. The psychic prediction: You are going to eat a lot of food on Thursday. This time is a time to hang out with family and friends and remind yourself what you are thankful for and tell people how much you love them. Be kind to everyone and help someone each day. There are a lot of people that need it and you can make a difference. Lucky numbers 11, 28, 83, 81, 9, 10, 19 and 18.

Podcast Summary:

1. Wearing shoes inside the house
2. Do you require your guests to take off their shoes?
3. Should guests ask hostesses if they should take off their shoes?
4. Countries that don’t wear shoes inside: Japan, Sweden, and China.
5. Solutions for stinky shoes: Flatliners.

Dick of the Week: People that bring shitty things to potlucks.

Prediction: Bite your tongue for the better good of everyone. An opportunity to bond is coming your way, have fun, drink and relax. You’ll probably be sharing a bed with a snorer this weekend. Your lucky numbers are 9, 27, 83, 54, 141, 5, 73 and 5242.

Podcast Summary:

1. China loves fashion but they are still going through the puberty stage of sorting out what works and doesn’t work. When I look at women in China, I see lots of fashion don’ts and mismatched fashion. But we are confident the learning curve for China will be fast like all things.

2. Dick of the Week: Election officials’ prerecorded messages. We know you want our vote!

3. Weekly Prediction. Carpe Diem! You will cross paths with a Stripper Bar. The question is to go in or not? I will let you make that choice, but one option is a better choice. Help someone each day and the ripple will cause a positive effect. Play the lottery but someone in New York will win the Jackpot.

4. Next week we will be discussing Holiday shopping.

Podcast summary:

1. Costume Ideas for Halloween: Douche Bag, Super Hero, Military, Synchronized Swimmer and more.
2. Dick of the Week, and the winner is… Honest Kim. She is working hard to right her wrong.
3. Prediction: Good times are to be had and people will be in a forgiving mood so have it in your heart to forgive someone. Make sure you drink Champagne, watch football and wear a costume for Halloween. Your lucky numbers are 1, 5, 7, 11, 52 and 27.

Podcast Summary:

1. DIY Costume Ideas
a. Dragon using a onesie or PJ’s and gluing on half cut sponges.
b. Zoo Keeper outfit. you need a white collar shirt, Hiking boots, cargo shorts and stuffed animals.

c. Raining Cats and dogs. Take an umbrella and glue stuffed animals or have them hang from the umbrella and all you need to do is wear your rain jacket and rain boots.

2. Costume Tricks

3. Dick of the week award:
a. Stephen Collins from 7th Heaven, he admitted to child molestation in legal docs during his divorce. http://perezhilton.com/2014-10-07-stephen-collins-wife-ex-legal-docs-molestation-pedophile-children-assault-disgust-horrified/?from=topstory_perezhilton#.VDRw3C6wKwI
b. 78-year-old woman who pan handles in Oklahoma. She makes people think she is needly while she drives a 2013 fiat. A man has given her cash on several occasions when he didn’t have enough money to pay for his own lunch. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/panhandler-caught-driving-expensive-car-is-confronted-by-furious-man-who-gave-her-money-191826600.html

4. Prediction – Lucky numbers 5, 75, 84, 36, 21, 2 and 0.

Podcast Summary:

I. To wear or not wear Lingerie is the question. 
A. Foundation Vs. Lingerie.
b. When do you wear lingerie.
c. Is it acceptable to wear during the day time?
d. Thoughts on men wearing lingerie
II. Lingerie Care: Soak Wash, Delicates Defender, Crotch Shot, etc.
III. Dick of the week: Spirit Airlines raising their baggage fees again for just the holidays. $2 additional fee from Dec 18 – Jan 5.
VI. Prediction: Someone has a secret, it is someone close to you. It has been troubling this person but he/she is afraid to share it. Be kind to your friends this week and go out of your way each day to show a different friend you car. Lucky numbers are 32, 56, 49, 30, 38, 24, 11 and 1.

Podcast Summary:

1. Miss New York won the Miss America Beauty Pageant. Her talent was cup beating ala ‘Perfect Pitch’ in the tune of ‘Happy’.

2. In every beauty pageant there are a lot of tricks of trade. Trying to look beautiful gives you stressful time. Stuff happens like wardrobe malfunctions. It is hot on stage and your 6 inches shoes hurt and is not comfortable. Cameras fixed on your hoo-ha, and there are hair issues and makeup issues.

3. Miss America should stay cool under any situation whether it’s hot & uncomfortable – composure and classiness

4. There are actually a lot of pageants like Mr. America pageant, Mrs. America, Senior America, etc. Kim could join one of the pageants and make titty taping her talent. Fashion fixer upper- that’s her talent.

6. Here are fashion fixer uppers that are super helpful

Garment Guard – when it comes to sweaty armpits

Underboob – for sweaty chest- coming soon

Belle of the ball- ball of foot cushion for 6 inch heel (to make it bearable)

Kung Shoe Grip & Gripalicious – non skid shoe products for for slippery shoes.

Wundercover – to prevent blisters for when you get poked by bras, dresses, etc.

White Collar Grime – for when things rub you the wrong way like sequined itchy gowns, you can wrap the whole interior in w/ this.

The Perk Up & Nipplomats – to lift your boobs up and hide nipples to prevent nip slip.

*See all these solutions at FashionFirstAid.com

7. We reveal 7 new products in the next 2 weeks. Two of them are HILARIOUS and 5 of them a little bit funny but super useful.

8. Dick of the Week nomination & Award: For someone claiming to be out of town (but not) and forgot to turn off GPS on his/her phone, so when he/she commented in FB it shows that person is actually is at Laguna Niguel, California and not in Paris – busted!

9. Psychic Sidekick’s prediction: This week is an interesting and challenging week to many people. It’s really hot, but as the heat dissipates it gives rebirth to Fall season. Life would be easier but have its complications but everything’s gonna fall into place, just in time for Christmas. You should definitely get active in your daily life, if you’re single. Change is right but it’s for the better. You’ll appreciate things more like walks in the beach, colors of leaves. Be careful of your alcohol consumption because you might text someone you should not be texting. Your lucky numbers are 23, 36, 99, 111, 7,777, 33 and 1.

Podcast Summary:

1. New York Fashion Week, September 2014. Honest Kim gives her account of NYFW. The fashion disasters, the fashion shows and the amazing ladies she is meeting.

2. Dick of the Week winner is Ray Rice. No excuse for hitting a person.

3. Weekly Prediction: A friend needs your love an support this week. Be there, comfort her/him. A fun surprise is in store for you this SUNDAY! Last, your lucky numbers are 9, 29, 31, 43, 50, and 18.

Podcast Summary:

Source: https://tv.yahoo.com/photos/2014-emmys-red-carpet-report-card-1409017167-slideshow/

“1. BEST DRESSED- 
a. Julia Roberts: Grade C+
Though the Pretty Woman, 46, can usually light up any red carpet simply with her smile, her beaded Elie Saab couture mini dress with a peplum waist left us feeling a little blue. It just seemed a little age inappropriate and a little too casual for such a formal fete. What did you think of The Normal Heart nominee’s leggy look?

b. Sofia Vergara: Grade A 
The Modern Family bombshell, 42, got all glammed up in a white, strapless Roberto Cavalli design with metallic accents and diamond jewels. 

C. Lizzy Caplan: Grade A+
Whoa. The Masters of Sex lead had a major fashion moment in her black-and-white Donna Karan Atelier gown with cutouts. Caplan, 32, brought the drama by wearing it with sideswept hair, Neil Lane jewels, heels by Brian Atwood, and a clutch by Judith Leiber.

d. Sarah Silverman: B+

The comedian, who won an Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special (Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles), showed off some serious cleavage in a gorgeous dark green Marni gown. We love seeing Sarah when she gets all glammed up!

2. WORST DRESSED -

a. Lena Dunham: Grade F 
Pretty in pink? The creator, writer, and star of Girls — who was sporting bleached blond locks — looked like she fell into a cotton candy machine before stepping onto the carpet.  How else to explain her fluffy pink-and-red skirt and satin collared shirt ensemble by Giambattista Valli?

b. Gwen Stefani: Grade A-
The pop star was hot in a silver Versace top with gold accents and a matching skirt. Though Stefani, 44, had plenty of sparkle going on in her ensemble, she added a little extra bling with some Neil Lane jewels.”

3. FASHION FIRST AID, WHAT YOU CAN”T SEE –
a. Wundercover & Quick Fix Sticks – Taylor Schilling: Grade A 
The Orange Is the New Black Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series nominee shimmered from head to toe in a gorgeous Zuhair Murad Couture creation featuring an Art Deco pattern of hand-embroidered bead work. “It feels timeless,” Schilling, 30, said of her halter gown on the red carpet.

B. Quick Fix Sticks – Hayden Panettiere: Grade B+ 
The Nashville beauty, 25, didn’t forgo fashion just because she’s pregnant! Panettiere, who revealed she was having a baby girl on the red carpet, glittered in a metallic Lorena Sarbu design featuring a plunging neckline. The hot mama-to-be topped off her look with a sophisticated undo.

C. The Perk Up & Quick fix Sticks – Robin Wright: Grade A-
The House of Cards Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series nominee, 48, took a serious fashion risk when she showed up for the TV fete in this white, backless Ralph Lauren jumpsuit and slicked-back hair.  Needless to say, the gamble paid off!

D. Garment Guard & Underboob – Vanessa Williams: Grade B+
Williams, 51, rocked the red carpet in a green peplum dress that hugged every curve all the way down. The Trip to Bountiful actress accessorized her vibrant frock with blue-and-purple jewels and nails.

4. DICK OF THE WEEK AWARD –
1st Nominee – We can’t imagine that the girls would be THIS bad!
Martha Dreher, a babysitter in Texas, was SO annoyed by the preteens she babysat that she set their house on fire.
No joke!
While the girls were gone, the 57-year-old set their Austin home ablaze, which was caught on a security camera. She specifically set fire to the girls’ room!
Weirdly, her attorney said that they’re pushing for the evidence to clear her name… even though there’s a tape.

2nd Nominee – A passenger used a knee defender to stop a seat on a flight from reclining. The flight attendant asked him to remove it. When he refused, the passenger in front of him threw her water on him.

5. PREDICTION – Summer flew by! Labor Day weekend is upon us and it is time to just let loose and have fun. Delete No from your vocabulary on Saturday. A cocktail a day, will keep your worries away. Work hard from now until the weekend, there is a lot to do. Your lucky numbers are 24, 65, 37, 98, 21, 7, 3, and 1111.

Podcast Summary:

1. What to wear: To the pool, the trade shows, strip shows and live shows.

2. Vegas emergency kit: Advil, B-12, Fashion First Aid Kit, face blotters and more

3. Dick of the Week Award – Woman for driving drunk during the day with a 5 year-old boy, that was a relative, in the car

4. Summer is winding down and so will your level of stress. With school back in session for some, it will bring a much needed routine to those that need it. Lots of opportunities coming up, don’t miss out on any of them. Make sure you are getting eight hours of sleep each night. Start a new workout routine. Play the lottery. Lucky numbers are 11, 11, 35, 27, 45, 77.

5. Come Join us in Vegas on the 18 & 19 in our Fashion First Aid suite. We are getting ready to hit the strip and want you to join the fun. RSVP at yes@fashionfirstaid.com

6. Next week’s Podcast: The morning after Vegas.

Podcast Summary:

Options for a bikini area:

1. All Natural 2. Bald Eagle 3. Groomed

How to maintain:

1. Wax 2. Shave 3. Trip 4.Laser 5. Electrolysis

aBikiniaDay.com’s tips & tricks on how to rid your bikini line of red bumps.

1) Let your hair grow out slightly before shaving or waxing again. Resisting the temptation to shave is a crucial step for a smooth bikini line. Shaving over razor bumps will only irritate the skin more and create ingrown hairs or pimple-like bumps.

2) Soak in shower/bath. Make sure you’re steamed up in the hot water for at least 5 minutes before shaving. The heat from the hot water will soften and relax the hair follicles making the skin easier to shave.

3) Exfoliate. This may be the most important step in the entire process so pay attention! Start by exfoliating your bikini area with a mild exfoliator, our personal favorite is the Kiehl’s Gently Exfoliating Body Scrub in “Grapefruit.” This will rid the area of any dead skin and help you get a closer shave.

4) Shave. It’s best to use a fresh razor because that’s when the blades are the sharpest. Although it’s easy to lather up with your bar of soap or body wash, it’s best to use a proper shaving cream. Use a shaving cream with moisturizing oils and soothing herbal extracts like the Kiehl’s Simply Mahvelous female shave cream, another one of our must haves. Begin by shaving in a downward motion with the grain of the hair. Next, to achieve a closer shave, run the razor against the grain of the hair upwards; making sure go slow to reduce any razor burn. After shaving rinse the area with warm water and pat dry.

5) Protect and moisturize! After shaving moisturize the area with a thin moisturizer and let dry. Next, our special secret to eliminating razor bumps and ingrown hairs is to apply a thin layer of mild deodorant to the bikini line after shaving. The Dove Sensitive Skin Unscented Stick is our go-to because it’s gentle and mild for such a sensitive area. Make sure to use a different deodorant stick than the one you use on your arm pits. Lastly, resist any urges to scratch the sensitive area.

Dick of the week:

1. Arwa Damon – Drunkly bitting paramedics in Bagdad

2. Allen Hall – For attacking his roommate for eating cookies for breakfast

3. French Tourist for kicking a squirrel into the grand canyon. Animal cruelty.

Weekly Prediction:

This week is hard. It is time to put on your adult hat and just do it. Don’t be insecure, be confident and know you are a strong and smart woman. If he doesn’t see you for that, cut bait.

Next week’s podcast is about Boob sweat, aka mountain dew.

Podcast Summary:

1. Summer Shoe Trends: Skate Shoes, mules, ankle strap pumps, sheer shoes, summer booties, and Teva/Birkenstock inspired shoes.

2. Midsummer shoe maintenance tricks. http://fashionfirstaid.com/shopbyproblem/shoes-feet.html/
a. Sole Glow – http://fashionfirstaid.com/sole-glow-instant-clean-shine.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23
b. Boot Stay – http://fashionfirstaid.com/boot-stay-adhesive-sag-preventers.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23
c. Ped Pens – http://fashionfirstaid.com/ped-pens-shoe-touch-up-markers.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23
d. Flatliners - http://fashionfirstaid.com/flatliners-footwear-odor-killer.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23
e. Heel of Steel – http://fashionfirstaid.com/heel-of-steel-impenetrable-heel-shields.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23
f. Kung Shoe Grip – http://fashionfirstaid.com/kung-shoe-grip.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23
g. Shoe Done It! – http://fashionfirstaid.com/shoe-done-it.html?acc=6f4922f45568161a8cdf4ad2299f6d23

3. Dick of the week winner is 
a. Andi from the Bachelorette for leading on Nick and then dumping him before the final ceremony .
b. Nick for admitting live on TV that they made love.
 
4. Prediction – People are stressing again. The sun is out and it is hot. I feel the heat is going to your head and making you nutty. When was the last time you soaked in the sun and focused on what makes you happy? Mark it on you calendar each day and make yourself take the time to stop and enjoy the summer weather. Your lucky numbers are 10, 12, 44, 19 and 2112.

5. Next week’s podcast we will address what to do with the bikini area.

Podcast Summary:

Favorite types of picnics:
 Beach picnics
Full moon picnics
Family picnics
Romantic picnics 

What makes up the stains at picnics:
Water soluble plant (acid) – coffee, tea, berries, wine, cola, ink, chocolate, mustard
Water soluble animal (protein) – blood, grass, milk, bodily fluids
Solvent soluble – grease oil, lipstick

Top 10 picnic stains from Good Housekeeping:
Barbecue Sauce, flush with cold water
Beer: Sponge the spot with cool water or soak for about 30 minutes in a basin of cool water. 
Blueberries: Flush with cool water. Then mix 1 tablespoon white vinegar and 1/2 teaspoon liquid laundry detergent with 1 quart cool water. Soak the stain in the solution for 15 minutes, then rinse with cool water.
Catsup: Working from the inside of the shirt or pants, flush with cold water. (One way to flush: Put a clean pad or layer of paper towels under the spot, then spray with water — the idea is that this will “transfer” the stain.
Ice cream: Treat with a prewash stain remover, or soak for at least 30 minutes in solution made with an enzyme-based detergent.
Mayonnaise: Scrape off any excess mayo, then treat with a prewash stain remover. Wash in the hottest water possible, per the care label’s instructions.
Mustard: Scrape away any globs, then flush under cold running water and treat with a prewash stain remover. Or rub glycerine (available in drugstores) into the spot, let it sit for a few minutes, and rinse. Launder with the hottest water that’s safe for the fabric and add bleach, if the care label says it’s safe to do so.
Soft drinks: Sponge with cool water or soak for about 30 minutes. Treat with a prewash stain remover and launder with bleach (check the care label first).
Strawberries: Rinse with cool water. Mix 1 tablespoon white vinegar and 1/2 teaspoon liquid laundry detergent with 1 quart warm water. Soak fabric in this solution for 15 minutes, then rinse. If the stain remains, sponge with alcohol and rinse again. Launder with chlorine bleach, if the fabric will tolerate it.
Suntan lotion: Scrape off any excess lotion, then treat with a prewash stain remover. Wash in the hottest water possible, per the care label’s instructions.

Solutions for every stain can be found in The Dirty Side of Fashion.

Dick of the week: 
The person that shot down the Malaysia flight.  
Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are now bests


Prediction:
You had your fun but time to slow down and hang with the family. Summer will be gone before you know it and there is so much to do. Last week if was all about you. This time it is about make time for those that matter most. You will tempted to be a dick this week but give yourself a timeout! Someone will need you help, look for the signs and help him/her. Lucky numbers 23, 45, 63, 11, 20, 3, 9. 

Podcast summary:

1. Jesse’s packing tips:
- Pack jackets inside out
- Pack collared shirts using tissue paper
- Put belts inside the collar of shirts to keep them from getting mangled
- Roll your clothes

2. Packing Tips for a short trip:

2 black dresses
1 red cardigan
1 black & white silk top
1 pair white shorts
1 colorful scarf
1 Delicates Defender with bras
1 Delicates Defender with knickers
1 Knicker Stickers for white shorts
1 Fashion First Aid Kit (mainly Wundercover to prevent blisters on swollen feet and Quick Fix Sticks in case of Emergency)
1 Travel Toiletries kit
1 Leather tote

3. Honest Kim’s 5 Packing tips
- A nice, but not too nice, bag appropriate for the trip is a must-have. use this timeless (purchased in Guatemala in the late 90s) leather tote for weekend trips an this new waterproof Porter Tokyo backpack for overnight trips or my carry-on with change of clothes and electronics for longer trips.
- I stick to one color scheme on a trip (either black or brown) so I don’t have to bring tons of heavy shoes. Scarves bright u basic colors and are super lightweight.
- Great flats (these with a Nike Air sole by Cole Haan) are comfortable on travel days and can go from day to night. Keep the bags they come in to keep shoe ice from touching your clothes.
- Having toiletries case already packed with travel essentials really cuts down on packing time. I keep packed and ready: toothpaste/brush, q-tips, deodorant, anil file, advil, portable makeup brush set, 4-color eyeshadow, blush, lots of sample lotions & potions, eyeliner pencil and eyelash curler.
- Pack bras and underwear (and socks, if you wear them) into Delicates Defender bags and cylinders for organization and cleanliness. Bring a spare designated for dirty pairs.

4. Packing tips for long trips:
Going on a long trip? These solutions help you pack light/make you look neat & feel fresh for prolonged travel.
- Soak Wash
- Fashion Staple
- Knicker Sticker

5. The Dick of the week award goes to the guy that caused the Miami Police Department to shut down south beach.

6. Psychic Sidekick Prediction:
Summer is in full swing. Don’t get overwhelmed by all the festivities. Only commit to what you will really enjoy, this will make life simpler. So many people are stressed, 4th of July gave everyone a much needed break but hit the ground running with all the things that need to get done this week. Special numbers: 2, 5, 7, 4, 44, and 22. Do one nice thing per day for someone this week. The ripple effect will be amazing.

Podcast summary:

1. Tokyo fashion and trying to get to the bottom of their fashion choices. Why do they wear socks over nylons and why are they still wearing nylons? What do you think?

2. Our Dick of the Week winner is Elliot Rodgers for his senseless crime.

3. Psychic Sidekick prediction: Your trip to the airport will prove frustrating. Take a moment and breath. You will see someone that needs help, so go and help that person. The ripple effect from you helping will cause the mood to shift and effect everyone with a positive energy. A many in either a blue shirt or blazer will smile at you. Pay him a compliment and start up a conversation, this is a many you will have a future with. Your lucky numbers are 77, 88, 99, 5, 2, 3, 111, and 5555.

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1. Tokyo fashion and trying to get to the bottom of their fashion choices. Why do they wear socks over nylons and why are they still wearing nylons? What do you think?

2. Our Dick of the Week winner is Elliot Rodgers for his senseless crime.

3. Psychic Sidekick prediction: Your trip to the airport will prove frustrating. Take a moment and breath. You will see someone that needs help, so go and help that person. The ripple effect from you helping will cause the mood to shift and effect everyone with a positive energy. A many in either a blue shirt or blazer will smile at you. Pay him a compliment and start up a conversation, this is a many you will have a future with. Your lucky numbers are 77, 88, 99, 5, 2, 3, 111, and 5555.

1. Garment Guard, disposable underarm Shields for sweaty armpits

2. Skid Out sponge, deodorant and drool erasers

3. Knicker Stickers, disposable underwear shields

4. Fashion Staple, instant stitch on-the-go

5. Twist tie or Strap Trap, racer bra converter

6. Clear bra straps

7. Flastliner inserts, the footwear odor eater

8. And more…

Podcast summary:

1. Conferences & Expos and how to stay classy and comfortable with your fashion.

2. Fashion review at the 2014 Los Angeles Ultimate Women’s Expo. Lots of bra problems. Women were wearing the wrong bra with their outfits. We saw many visible bras.

3. For conferences and expos people are on their feet all day. People underestimate how uncomfortable their shoes will be by the end of the day. Avoid getting swollen feet by staying hydrated and avoiding salts. Use gel inserts to help cushion your feet. Belle of the Ball, the ball of your foot cushion or Cop a Heel, gel insert for your heel.

4. Lots of business cards are exchanged during conferences. The cards are not always easily accessible or you’re not sure where you put your collection. A Pocksie, the temporary sticky pocket, is the perfect place to stash your cards. Put in in your free reusable bag on inside your sweater.

5. Dress business casual or casual nice for conferences. Dressing comfortable doesn’t mean you have an excuse to be sloppy.

6. Our Dick of the Week winner is the boko haram kidnappers.

7. Psychic Sidekick prediction: Memorial Day weekend is a much needed break from reality. Make sure you are  in the water with a cocktail. Although you are not with all of your friends, they will be there in spirit with you. Enjoy the weekend because on Tuesday, you have to hit the ground running. Safe travels are in people’s future and no accidents. Pi will never be a number. Lucky number are: 2, 8, 5, 7, 9, 500,555, 2020, and 250,000.

1. Discussed wardrobe malfunctions. Mike Stake and his broken seam on his zipper. Sofia Vergara and her broken seam in her dress.

2. 64 million people, out of the 351 million people in the US know how to sew. 50% of people that sew have three sewing machines. Hand stitching on average would take 14 hours for one item, when the sewing machine was introduced in the 1800s, it was reduced to 1.5 hours.

3. If you need to sew something on your own, use a hotel sewing kit; Attaché, the instant button attacher; or Fashion Staple, the instant stitch on-the-go.

4. The dick of the week award goes to mean old neighbors that throw eggs at cars and dog crap in other neighbors yards.

5. Prediction: This week is going to be hard. Monday is the light at the end of your tunnel. There will be travel and good times in your future. Good weather. If a man in a brown hat gives you advice, take his advice or you will miss out. Your lucky numbers are 2, 3, 1111, 3684.25.

Podcast highlights:

1. Kentucky Derby Fashion. Fascinators, floppy hats, whimsical hats, decorated hats and more were present. Kim’s favorite hat was a giant indian chief hat worn by Johnny Weir. Lots of feathers, over the top with a pegasus on the front. Everyone was classy and well put together. Bravo to the people of Kentucky.

2. Met Ball Fashion. The theme this year was ball gowns. After reviewing the pictures from the night, we felt some celebrities missed the mark for wearing actual ball gowns. Lots of crop tops and pants. Honest Kim, voted Kristen Dunst, for most on theme with the death star on her dress. Bobby’s pick for worst dress was Janelle Monaé. Annie’s pick for worst dressed was Lupita. Best dressed couple for Bobby was David and Victoria. Annie’s vote was Giselle and Tom. The biggest billboard of the night was SJP. How much did Oscar de la Renta pay her? Bobby’s favorite designer of the night was Zac Posen.

3. Dick of the week winner is Ector for being a mean father and telling his son that he was “soft” and didn’t want to play with him.

4. Prediction for Bobby Jones. There is a lot of stress in your life but there is a huge event to happen that will stop the stress as soon as the sun sets tomorrow. Champagne, celebration and friends are in your future. Only take right turns today.

1. Facts about tattoos. When you get your tattoo, the needle is pricking you 50-3,000 times per minute. 1 in 5 people have tattoos around the world. Women are now getting more tattoos then men. The average tattoo cost $50-$100 per inch.

2. The sentiments of tattoos: to remember people, to show group associations, to get discounts, quotes, for no reason at all, etc.

3. Tattoos and fashion. Yeah or neah? You see people covering up tattoos more and more because tattoos become tacky/trashy. Nothing worse than a gorgeous gown and then having a huge tribal band around one’s arm.

5. Regretful tattoos. Ryan Gosling’s face, a cat’s butt hole, etc.

4. How to coverup your tattoos. Laser removal, which is painful. Or Wundercover tattoo shields that will temporarily coverups your tattoo.

5. The dick of the week award winner is Donald Sterling.

6. There will be a bump in the road for you soon but it will smooth out in the end. Take a left instead of a right. Stay positive and say everything with a smile regardless, you will live a fulfilled life. Your lucky numbers are 2, 5, 345. A guy named Beau is in your future.

1. Hat grime is ruining your hats. Some hats you can wash and others you cannot.

2. What is hat grime: body oils, sweat and sea-grim, makeup, etc.

3. Solutions to washing your hats safely. Delicates Defender, cylinder wash bags.

4. Solutions to protecting your hats from grime. White Collar Grime, adhesive hat protectors. When they get dirty you replace the protectors.

5. Dick of the week award winner is Lindsey Lohan for making the smart decision to go to Coachella.

6. Weekly prediction: Music and sugar are in your future. Lay off the sugar but dance. The music will make you sweat. Get a manicure this weekend with a hand massage. Your lucky numbers are 2, 5, 6, 44, 122, and 55.

1. Most common places to get blisters are your hands and feet. Blisters are caused from friction, heat and chemicals. Blisters are cause to protect your skin, an extra cushion.

2. Do you pop or not pop the blister? Don’t pop the cushion that is trying to protect you.

3. Blisters on feet. Pointy and strappy shoes are the shoes of spring. We are transitioning from winter boot to spring shoes. Our feet are tender from winter and there is a period of transition where are feet have to toughen up.

4. To avoid blisters, when your feet start getting red and on its way to getting blistered, use Wundercover skin shields. The shields will protect your feet from getting blistered. Or to give more cushion to your new shoes, Belle of the Ball protects the ball of your feet, The Heel Deal, protects that backs of your heel or Cop a Heel protects the bottom your heels.

5. Our Dick of the Week Award winner is Tyrel, for asking his friend when she go so skinny. Her response was, “when did I get fat?”

6. Prediction: Hello children of all of the oceans. Wear sunscreen if you live in California, otherwise wear a coat because spring is not coming early. Damon and Elena on Vampire Diaries will not be getting back together. If you met someone at a grocery store this week, make sure you text that person back. Lucky numbers are 2, 6, 11, 9, 7, 12, 7, 777, and 6.

Podcast summary:

1. Grooming options: Present but groomed, all natural, or completely bare.

2. Adam and Eve survey 1,000 customers.

3. The benefits to having hair down stairs? Is it easier, represents your womanhood, etc. Having hair down there results in smells and possible dingle berries.

4. Ways to groom: laser, electrolysis, shaving and waxing.

5. Men grooming: back, crack and balls. Our vote is for present but groomed.

6. Our dick of the week award winner is Juan Pablo from The Bachelor.

7. Prediction: Rip off that bandaid, he’s not going to call you back. If you don’t have a ring by summer, you will never marry. Luck number is 17 and green will be your lucky color. Have extra fun next Saturday since it is Saint Patrick’s Day.

Honest Kim & Annie the Psychic Sidekick, review Sunday’s Oscar fashion, Mardi Gras fun and wardrobe malfunctions. Nipples, butts and more will be covered.  Join the conversation at 10am PST.

1. Oscar fashion: The hits were Lupita, Kate Hudson, Cate Blanchett, and Olivia Wilde. Our miss was Liza Minnelli and Angelina Jolie. You could see Liza’s nipples and Angelina’s boob tape. Men’s fashion, the guys looked dashing. Jared Leto was our favorite.

2.  Wardrobe Malfunctions at the Oscars. Laura Spencer, her fashion tape was visible.  Giuliana Rancic, zipper broke. We have Attaché to help with the broken zipper or always have a sewing kit handy. For visible nipples, Nipplomats will help you conceal your high beams.

3. The assumption that fashion is effortless but the general public is not aware of what goes into getting celebrities fashion ready, a lot of effort is put into it. There is lots of taping, tucking, sewing, etc.

4. Mardi Gras, earning your beads is point of pride but how do you do it without flashing your boob. You can do it by saying it is your first Mardi Gras, no fail win on getting beads without flashing boob.

5. The Dick of the Week Award is going to a Longview Texas man who left his dog out during the polar vortex. The dog was left out without protection and food. He is being charged for animal cruelty.

6. Prediction: This week is Mardi Gras, you must give up something for 40 days and it will save you money and lead you to the man of your dreams. Stop texting and pick up the phone. Your relationships will be better. Carry Quick Fix Sticks because a wardrobe malfunction will be happening to you.