DESMADRE Podcast

#131: Jesus & Sammy's Odyssey

Jesus and Sammy discuss THE ODYSSEY on the longest running podcast in LatinX history - the one and only Desmadre podcast.

#130: Jesus got so high he fainted (& other dope stories)

Jesus recounts why he hasn't done an episode all month. He's been sitting around scratching his nuts, trying to be a douchebag filmmaker, and fainting off a single puff of sativa.

#129: SAMMY is back (for one episode) to talk life post COVID, Weedopause, dog babies & livin in TX

Jesús and Sammy catch up about Sammy's move to Texas, having dogs instead of babies, Weedopause, Sammy’s desire to see more breasts in media, whether Lin-Manuel Miranda works with the FBI, skater cholo hipsters, and the pressure artists feel to produce work.

#128: COVID is over ?? , Jesus rambles about his boy's (old men) weekend, and riding mtn bikes

COVID feels like it’s over, so Jesus’ best friends from high school visited him in the Bay Area and they spent the weekend drinking, eating and e-mtn biking. He then detoxed and did a bike race and ‘almost died’ in 105 degree heat the weekend after that.

#127: author & activist YOSIMAR REYES on finding his voice, building a brand & honoring his abuelita

YOSIMAR REYES is a Mexican born undocumented American author, activist, playwright, poet and social media star. He was raised in and currently lives in East Side San Jose. Reyes centers queer, working class, and immigrant themes in his work. He has been a guest speaker at numerous universities including Stanford, Princeton, UCLA, Harvard and recently received a NALAC Fund for the Arts Grant. YOSIMAR jumped on the podcast and talked about living in LA for five years, moving back to East Side San Jose to take care of his abuela, and his plans to take his brand and hustle to the next level. Join his LatinX book club and follow him on Instagram @YOSIREY.

#126: Jesus rambles about his recent trip to Mexico (remembers all the Mexican food he ate)

Jesus went down to Mexico a couple of weeks ago to see his mom, crush some Modelos, and stuff his fat face with delicious Mexican food.

#125: musician RUDY DeANDA on his Mexican roots, finding his voice as an American artist & beyond

RUDY DeANDA is a songwriter musician who wows audiences with his distinct sound & live shows. His music shifts shapes & has been described as psychedelic, soulful, romantic, bilingual American rock. We talk about his Mexican parents, witnessing the LA riots as a kid, growing up in Long Beach, moving to Chicago & getting ready to record his next album with Adrian Quesada from the Black Pumas. Follow him @rudy_de_anda

#124: comedian JERRY GARCIA on surviving COVID, his kids growing up and finding love (booty) again

JERRY GARCIA is a stand up comic from Huntington Park, CA. He's been featured on Netflix, HBO, Youtube, PoxnHub, OnlyFans and XHamster. When he's not busy on the stage making the world laugh, he's busy raising his three kids and handling his two baby mommas. He's also a Dodgers and Lakers fanatic.

#123: Filipinx actor and filmmaker KRISTINE GEROLAGA on breaking into 'the industry'

KRISTINE GEROLAGA is an actor / writer / director and all around badass Filipinx from the Bay Area. Five years ago she starred as Deborah Lagañas in Desmadre.com's MASA & THE POWER. She's since moved to LA and has started producing her own films. We talk about her the trials, tribulations and triumphs of being an asian filmmaker trying to break into 'the industry' in LA.

#122: Salvadoran comic & content creator HOOZAY on growing up in Compton and finding his voice

HOOZAY is a Salvadoran-American stand up comedian and content creator who was born and raised in Compton, CA. He started doing comedy by doing cafe open mics and bringer shows, eventually hanging out with all the current Latinx comics based out of LA and throwing comedy shows in his mom's backyard where she sold pupusas. He's recently exploded on TikTok and Instagram with his Salvadoran flavored comedy and food content where he features his parents and other comedians.

#121: the 6IX REYES podcast crew, on emigrating from Latin America & growing up in Canada

The 6IX REYES PODCAST is run by Esteban, Willy & G - three Latinx childhood friends who grew up in the mean streets of Toronto Canada. These fools grew up pouring maple syrup over their pupusas and riding moose to school. They discussed the differences between growing up in Canada vs the US. It was a good time, eh?

#120: boxer CHRIS ARREOLA on upcoming ANDY RUIZ fight, LA in the 90s, getting old & his legacy

CHRIS ARREOLA is an elite heavyweight boxer who grew up in East LA. His dad is from Durango, Mexico and introduced him to the sport at a young age. Now 40 years old, Chris looks back at the end of a career filled with ups and downs, and looks to make one final comeback with his fight against former champ Andy Ruiz.

#119: artist ISABEL ANN CASTRO | behind the scenes of Masa&ThePower, the most ratchet SXSW ever, the San Antonio scene and making the StSucia zine

#118: rapper, history buff & community organizer ANDREW BIGS takes us on his journey

#117: writer, producer, comedian & DOMINICAN god MICHAEL "JuanBago" DIAZ still killing it in 2021 !

#116: comedian Jesus Sepulveda showed up for a job interview and ended up as Jefe Culero's therapist

#115: Texas froze over, Rush Limbaugh died & Sammy leaving Desmadre

#114: two beaners acting like they know politics & history (2021 insurrection & other boring shiz)

#113: Sammy's New Year Resolution is to be Puerto Rican, Jesus wants to SIMP like A-rod

#112: Selena series, Conjunction & Horoscopes: they're all wack

#111: Is Alpha male Ch*ngo Bling driving a productive conversation for the LatinXXX community?? Two Beta males discuss

#110: wadafaq?!? why Sammy moving to Texas?!?!

#109: WAKE UP! The skateboarding cholo is a Russian scheme to subvert our democracy…

#108: the west is burning, but we still out here ... Jesus survived the Santa Cruz fires …

#107: demon sperm made us late to the revolution

#106: Desmadre Red Table Talk / Entanglements

#105: the revolution will not be podcasted (abolish time, goya, police & the racist in yo head) #woke

#104: opinions on bad bunny no one asked for PATREON UNLOCKED

#104: opinions on bad bunny no one asked for *PATREON UNLOCKED*

#103: F*ck Joe Exotic

#102: a talk with Nic G: a young Mexican-American doctor on the front lines of the COVID pandemic in NYC

#101: is bad bunny problematic? or just a really hornie dude?

#100: the coronavirus pandemic got us all up in our feelz (vaporoo and 7up ain’t got shiz on the rona)

#099: we got 99 problems and GENTEFIED ain't one (Coronavirus is one tho)

#098: george washington doggy styled a cherry pie 4 valentine's day

#097: WINNING: who would win in a fight , Donald Trump or coronavirus?

#096: 2020 Mayan prophecy coming true?

#095: 2019 Final Vibe Check

#094: sh*tting in the woods, disney porn parodies, & spam eating Filipinos

#093: Chicano Renaissance Man - Jose Valle, aka Raza Del Soul

#092: comedian, hypebeast, & woke American Wannabe CHRISTIAN ZARAGOZA

#091: actor, comedian, plus size model & Mexican-American NARCIZO GONZALEZ

#090: comedian, actor & writer Jesus Trejo

#089: LA's #1 Ratchetero DJ Eazy Uno + Are We Too Woke for Chappelle?

#088: sammy is in desperate need of a queer eye makeover

#087: talking about (f)arts w/ @deladeso & the @bloodygums crew

We went to skid row a few weeks ago and got an exclusive tour of the Nothing Cheezy exhibit from our homies Deladeso and Anta52. They’re part of Bloody Gums, an art collective based in LA doing raw, sadistic, funny, irreverent, dope, cheezy shit and are really making a name for themselves in LA / the greater ‘(f)art’ scene. They talked to us about doing art full time, the sacrifices needed to be IG famous and the biggest goal of all: taking the white mans money. Shout out to these vatos for hosting us as well as Think Tank Gallery, PizzaBoyzzz, and the other Bloody Gums crew we encountered on our stroll.

#086: the evolution of LatinX creative Carlos Aguilar aka BookwormBrown aka BigBrownDad

#085: mercury is in retrograde, consult your crystals, hide yo wife, 2 hot blooded Chicanos are talking astrology

#084: Just another discussion b/w 2 Alpha Male Latinxxxers

#083: SILVERIO, SU MAJESTAD IMPERIAL

#082: you ever recorded a podcast - ON WEEED ?

#081: we watched El Chicano and are hella confused

#080: Selena mania is too mainstream, stop trusting door dash & mascara at a blink 182 concert (2003)

#079: George Lopez vs Guillermo Kimmel / Chicano vs Latinx / Burritos vs Tacos - a drama filled week for the beaner community

#078: crazy stuff stupid rich ppl do for their kids

#077: R.Kelly, Robert Kraft & Adam Levine all deserve prison justice

#076: Yalitza Aparicio To Play Dora The Explorer For Her Next Role

#075: eating Hamberders w Trump vs. smoking Crack w Jimmy Carter (+bonus topic MILLENNIAL BURNOUT)

Millennials all have an STD and they won't shut up about it. Trump orders 3Gs worth of hamberders. Jeff & MacKenzie are getting a divorce because he didn't eat that booty.

#074: Jack Black should play Yolanda Saldivar, Selena's killer, on the upcoming Netflix series

#073: Is Bad Bunny A-Rod's illegitimate son?

#072: UNLOCKING THE LATINO VOTE 2018, A Desmadre Special Report

#071: Auditioning & standup comedy in LA, Hooters for WEED, scooters taking over, Saudi hitmen

Jesus and Sammy discuss their trips to LA where Sammy auditioned for a pilot then hung out with the American Wannabes. Jesus drank a really fancy old fashioned and Sammy went to the hooters of weed.

#070: Laughing at our Mental Health, UFC debauchery, Taylor Swift, & Apocalypse Now! (Climate Change)

#069: French Queso, Three Six Problematic Mafia, & the Republican illuminati

#068: #FREEDESMADRE, Shaun “Egg Roll” King, Inca Corn, & a massive Ted Cruz chest piece tattoo

#067: Popping & Locking, Cholo Gothic Goat Sacrifices, & The WuTang of Cumbia, a conversation with @SonidoClash

#066: Cake at the VMAs, Burrito Bandito, Trump Implicated, & Stupid Broke Paisas

#065: A Giant Scrotal Tumor, Kardashians, Catholics Gone Wild, & the Power of Makeup Contouring

#064: Eating pizza @ the gym, herbalife, & god bless the jLo instagram

#062: National Fried Chicken Day, cheap whiskey, having a kid for the ‘gram & #WorldCupSoWhite

#061: Mad for 4th of July, Melatonin, Mexico, & more

#060: Cherish Your Loved 1s & Cancel Donald Trump 4rm Day 1

#059: Jesus & Sammy say RIP to Bourdain & the old Kanye

Jesus & Sammy are back and crack open a six pack to discuss the sad passing of Anthony Bourdain and whether Kanye is completely full of poop or just a marketing genius.

#058: Documentary filmmakers Charlie Vela & Ronnie Garza (As I Walk Through the Valley)

Sammy sits down with Charlie Vela & Ronnie Garza to discuss their recent documentary AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY, which centers on four decades of music in the Rio Grande Valley. Follow & Support >>> http://www.asiwalkthroughthevalleyfilm.com/

#057: The Shart of Desmadre Filmmaking & tripping on Nyquil

Jesus & Sammy discuss past Desmadre projects in detail. Jesus talks about his own filmmaking and the technological advances he's seen in the last 15+ years. He also talks about almost ODing on Nyquil to get over a cold.

#056: LatinXXX drama VIDA & the destruction of White ppl history @ the Royal Wedding

Jesus is back from China and all fugged up from being jet-lagged. It must be the reason why he actually enjoyed watching VIDA, the hot new LatinXXX drama on Starz. Sammy, a 100% WOKE LatinX Millenial, found the show very problematic. Listen to them discuss this, the Royal Wedding, electric scooters & other poop that happened this week.

#055: Update from China, White Mother's Day, protesting Avengers, & music round up

Jesus gives an exclusive report from China. Sammy shares a Mother’s Day story about his mom slapping a Colombian guy at a party, why he’s protesting the new avengers movie, and his religious worship of WOKE rapper J Cole. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/desmadre Follow us on Instagram: http://instagram.com/desmadredotcom Subscribe on YouTube: http://youtube.com/desmadredotcom

#054: Masculinity, donald glover, kanye, jordan peterson, chiseled abs and the quest for manly perfection

Jesus & Sammy discuss May the 4th/5th, Desmadre retreat and what it means to be a successful man in this modern world. How do we get away from toxic masculinity but still be strong 'men' - hombres buen hechos? Who do we emulate and who do we learn from? Donald Glover. Jordan Peterson. Kanye West. Joe Rogan. Vicente Fernandez. Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/desmadre Follow us on Instagram: http://instagram.com/desmadredotcom Subscribe on YouTube: http://youtube.com/desmadredotcom

#053: CH**GO BLING - the definitive interview

Chingo rolled through the Desmadre dungeon to talk about his childhood, having a hustle mentality, his shift into stand up comedy and his growing empire & family. He also tells the story of how he met his vieja Marisol by hollering at her at da club. Episode presented by FUCHILA FRESHENERS. To receive 25% off an order of $10 or more, use Promo Code: DESMADRE18 at http://fuchilafresheners.com

#052: Starbucks while black, Kendrick wins Pulitzer, christian dubstep church and los Tigres play at Folsom Prison

Jesus & Sammy have an important meeting at Starbucks to discuss Kendrick Lamar winning the pulitzer, christian dubstep church Hillsong and Los Tigres del Norte playing at Folsom Prison. Episode spon

#051: Friday the 13th Ep ft. Mt Lion Attacks, Murders Abroad, ZuckerBurger, Wack Keyboard FX & more

Jesus & Sammy discuss how they would fight mtn lions, murders in Cancun and London, Facebook's Zuckerberg vs congress and the breakout of LatinX artists in music this week. Episode presented by http:/

#050: artist, entrepreneur & FUCHILA FRESHENERS founder Ruben Dario Villa

Ruben Dario Villa is a first-generation American whose parents came from Guadalajara. He stopped by Desmadre to talk about growing up in San Jose, going to Catholic school and onto college where he en

#049: comedians Jerry Garcia & Jesus Sepulveda on the trials and tribulations of show business

Stand up comedians Jerry Garcia & Jesus Sepulveda, from Ch**go Bling's Netflix special THEY CAN'T DEPORT US ALL and the American Wannabes podcast, stopped by Desmadre HQ to talk about their careers in

#048: Juan Hierbas goes to DC, facebook, marchforourlives, austin bomber & stormy daniels

Jefe Cu**ro calls Juan Hierbas in Washington DC for a special report then Jesus & Sammy catch up on Fridates, going to the SF marchforourlives rally, getting violated by Facebook, Tech nerds, and Stormy Daniels.

#047: St Patricks Day vs Cinco de Mayo, doing stuff on weed, Frida Kahlo Barbie, RIP Stephen Hawking

Jesus & Sammy matan un seiz and talk about: the death of Stephen Hawking (RIP), Rex Tillerson being fired by twitter, how weed makes stuff better, the new Frida Kahlo Barbie doll and St Patricks Day v

#046: ICE being soulless, Oscars roundup (shape of water adult version) & stormy daniels vs Trump

Jesus & Sammy get heavy into a six pack and dive into the issues of the day: stormy daniels squeezing Trump, the Oscars roundup (is shape of water an adult film?) and ICE going around the country bein

#045: changing your Mexican name to get a job, hot cheetos movie, r J Balvin & Drake full of poop?

Jesus & Sammy kill another six pack and ponder the major issues of the day: would you change your Mexican last name if it got you more jobs, should they make a movie about the flaming hot cheetos inve

#044: if Mexicans made Black Panther, crappy teachers with guns, latino entertainment update

Sammy is back for the podcast and he and Jesus re-create Black Panther set in Aztlan. They talk about what would happen if a bad teacher had a gun, and they discuss Latinx actors being cast in reboots

#043: stormy daniels, school shootings, playing with HomePod & owning land

JB rambles about skinemax Pino star and Trump's plaything Stormy Daniels, another school shooting, playing with the HomePod and owning land.

#042: worst skateboard crashes, best tacos in Hong Kong and cars for 40 year olds

Jesus recaps his last month traveling from China to Salt Lake City to Texas and finally back home. He also gets into the worst skateboard crashes he had as a kid and his search for a new car.

#041: Jesus & Sammy discuss their Holiday Breaks & New Year's resolutions

Sammy & JB are back at Desmadre HQ and discuss the best music, movies and food of 2017, their Holiday Breaks and New Year's resolutions.

#040: Sammy returns from cilantro farming, snitch culture & Michael Flynn

Sammy returns from cilantro farming in Northern California and he and Jesus ramble about snitch culture, male chauvinism and other important matters.

#039: binge watching TV, talking Kaepernick at Thanksgiving, almost dying and buying towels

Jesus rambles about getting into it with family about Kaepernick, buying towels with his wife, binge watching TV and almost dying in the desert.

#038: Thanksgiving fails, using a chainsaw, shoplifting in China & vegetarianism sucks

Jesus rambles about his failed workout and healthy eating habits (including an attempt to eat more vegetables), shoplifting in China and Trump freeing the UCLA idiots (and why he doesn't shoplift), th

#037: Louis CK, Roy Moore, i got a white handyman & Carlos Beltran retires

Invalid video embed. Jesus rambles about the latest round of sexual deviants - aka Louis CK and Roy Moore, then talks about hiring white handymen to fix his house. He ends with a goodbye to pro baseba

#036: 2017 elections, getting fat & lazy, thiccness, kevin spacey & others continue falling

Jesus rambles about thiccness, not working out for a few months, the Democratic sweep of 2017 elections and the continue downfall of degenerates in Hollywood.

#035: making money is easy, making money doing what you love is hard, rich bryan & post malone

Jesus rambles about making money, more pigs being exposed along Harvey Weinstein, the movie LION and non-traditional rappers like Post Malone and Rich Bryan.

#034: buying a house, men are pigs, drinking makes you more fluent in other languages & humans will be robots

Jesus rambles about buying a new house, being the 'little spoon', men being straight pigs, drinking making people more fluent in other languages and our future as androids.

#033: Harvey Weinstein's fall, Las Vegas tragedy, buying a house, Trump in Puerto Rico & arthouse films

Jesus rambles about the Las Vegas massacre, Harvey Weinstein's piggish fall, Trump shooting baskets in Puerto Rico, buying a house and his recent viewing of art house films.

#032: Juice is loose, Tom Price is out, Saudi women level up, & to pay college athletes or not

Jesus and Sammy discuss the release of OJ & Tom Price (respectively), Saudi Arabia allowing women to drive, the death of Hugh Hefner, whether or not college athletes should be paid and of course our f

#031: Natural disasters continue, Hillary Clinton vs Gucci Mane, wavering NFL, & Kylie Jenner is pregnant omg

Jesus & Sammy talk natural disasters, Hillary & Guwop, NFL shake ups and the most important news of the week - maybe the year - Kylie Jenner’s rumored pregnancy!

#030: DACA killed, Trump is Ivanka's Zaddy, 9/11, Crazy Natural Disasters & Michael Bennett

Jesus & Sammy have a few beers on 9/11 eve eve while they discuss 9/11, DACA being sent a la versh, Ivanka calling Trump Zaddy, natural disasters running amok and Michael Bennett's Las Vegas incident.

#029: Delayed DACA announcement, Cops Gone Wild, Joel Osteen & Amazon takeover

Jesus & Sammy kicked off Labor Day weekend by discussing fun and easy going topics such as the fate of undocumented immigrants in America, continued police overreach, natural disasters & the rapidly e

#028: Cancelled Freedom Rally, Chinese self pleasure, Mayweather v McGregor, & Mexicans Can’t Dance

Jesus & Sammy discuss the failed “Freedom Rally” in San Fransisco this weekend, excessive self pleasuring in China, Mayweather v McGregor & the fact that Mexicans really can’t dance. Not as good as Do

#027: biculturalism, Mexican mosh pits, & the new wave of Latino artists w/ Sonido Clash founder Fernando Perez

#026: Charlottesville, North Korean nuclear war, movie round up & Latino digital boom

We talk Charlottesville, North Korea, movies we did & did not like, and the fast growing Latino digital space - of which we are not part of.

#025: DJ & grammy nominated producer EL DUSTY

Jesus cracks a few cold ones with producer, DJ, & Latin Grammy nominated artist EL DUSTY. They talk about tour life, being signed to a major label, Texas music culture, fidget spinners, appropriation

#024: Jesus is back from China, trading poop stories, On Tyranny, & hail all street vendors

Jesus is back from China to discuss almost crapping his pants on the plane ride back, his fascination with Timothy Snyder’s “On Tyranny” & some other ~relevant topics he missed out on while abroad.

#023: Kardashians are American Royalty, Warren Buffet, & the Pathetic Proud Boys

#022: Jesus & Sammy bombed at an open mic, SF Pride, & tech the All Powerful

#021: Jesus goes to the ER, george clooney traps, white people Herbalife, best 90s movies

#020: Father’s Day, comedy crap talking & repsweats

#019: Jesus went to china, global guarming & el Mundo update

#018: Jesus & Sammy drink gluten free beer & discuss the Kardashians

#017: Jesus & Sammy get weed cards & discuss modern comedians

#016: El Mundo is back, what's next and another six pack between Sammy & Jesus

Jesus & Sammy kill a six pack on a Friday afternoon and talk about the making of El Mundo S2 Ep01, Easter, Passover, working at a video store in the 90s and other random BS. Enjoy!

#015: introducing LUIS, a NEW podcast and we R getting EVICTED

#014: Jesus & Sammy are back ... from China and a weed farm ..

It's been three months since our last podcast and El Mundo episode but Jesus and Sammy are back and ready to update you on what they've been up to and what's next with Desmadre. Listen as they kill a

#013: Isaac FLACO Martinez on being a Latino comic, microdosing and growing up in East LA

Jesus went down to LA and met up with Isaac 'FLACO' Martinez to talk about him growing up in Boyle Heights, never knowing his dad, being a stand up comic, driving idiots on Lyft and other random stuf

#012: Jesus & Sammy talk New Year's resolutions, A.I., arthouse films & taking an EL MUNDO break

#011: Jesus & Sammy talk cats v dogs, marriage, favorite cartoons, a million dollars & texMex v cali-mex food

#010: community organizer Beatriz Garcia on the importance and challenges of labor unions

#009: Jesus & Sammy kill a six pack & get deep

#008: drinking beers with Chicana punk rockers FEA

FEA is a Chican@ punk band from San Antonio founded by Phanie Diaz (Drums) & Jen Alva (Bass) - from Girl In A Coma fame. Together with Lety Martinez (Vocals) and Aaron Magaña (Guitar), FEA is currentl

#007: Chicana feminist CHERRÍE MORAGA on becoming an artist-activist and her 30 years en la lucha.

#006: Undocumented immigrants and activist-attorneys Liz Mateo & Luis Angel in the new Trump era

#005: Yosimar Reyes on how growing up undocumented & queer in the East Side San Jose hood fuels his storytelling

Author, activist, educator, poet and performing artist Yosimar Reyes was born in Guerrero, Mexico and was brought to the US when he was three years old. He was raised by his grandparents in East Side

#004: Samuel Tomsing-Martinez aka JUAN HIERBAS on filmmaking, comedy & Latinx digital content

Samuel Tomsing Martinez, aka JUAN HIERBAS, is Founder & Artistic Director of Desmadre. He's also a filmmaker, actor, comedian, musician, photographer, jaguar trainer, exotic dancer and man of mystery

#003: Marco Castro-Bojorquez on being a Queer, Latinx immigrant-activist & filmmaker

#002: Eutiquio "Tiq" Chapa on the importance of Latino owned businesses to the US economy

#001: Nathan Olivarez-Giles on why growing up in the hood led him to Journalism

Nathan Olivarez-Giles (@nateog) is assistant news editor for the Wall Street Journal covering technology. Nate grew up in South Phoenix, a predominantly African-American and Mexican-American low incom

#000: Trailer - Jesus beltran breaks down what the desmadre podcast will be all about

Jesus Beltran introduces the Desmadre podcast.