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    <description>Ben and Stan are a couple of midwestern boys who moved to the city of angels to pursue their dreams… We talk of music, film, the arts, technology and life in LA with consistent hilarity.</description>
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    <itunes:subtitle>The Ben And Stan Show hosted by Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Episode 34: The Case of the Missing Brains</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2014 20:00:54 -0500</pubDate>
      <description> The glove didn&amp;rsquo;t fit, so we won&amp;rsquo;t quit! (What?) • Stan&amp;rsquo;s Improv group finally performs! WOOO • Which country is the most corrupt? The answer will not surprise you! • Apple patents tech to rotate your phone as it falls, extra summersaults available as an in-app purchase • Sony was hacked, so what else is new? • And so much moar! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ The glove didn&rsquo;t fit, so we won&rsquo;t quit! (What?) • Stan&rsquo;s Improv group finally performs! WOOO • Which country is the most corrupt? The answer will not surprise you! • Apple patents tech to rotate your phone as it falls, extra summersaults available as an in-app purchase • Sony was hacked, so what else is new? • And so much moar! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> The glove didn’t fit, so we won’t quit! (What?) • Stan’s Improv group finally performs! WOOO • Which country is the most corrupt? The answer will not surprise you! • Apple patents tech to rotate your phone as it falls,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> The glove didn’t fit, so we won’t quit! (What?) • Stan’s Improv group finally performs! WOOO • Which country is the most corrupt? The answer will not surprise you! • Apple patents tech to rotate your phone as it falls, extra summersaults available as an in-app purchase • Sony was hacked, so what else is new? • And so much moar! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 33: RoachoCop</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2014 01:48:54 -0500</pubDate>
      <description> What? More Ben &amp;amp; Stan? Yeah, you read that right… • Google it with Bing • Bloc raises $6M to teach more of you kids about the pro and the gramming • Hamster dance, ha ha ha, here we go… • Cyborg roaches will either save your or first give you a heart attack, then save you Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ What? More Ben &amp; Stan? Yeah, you read that right… • Google it with Bing • Bloc raises $6M to teach more of you kids about the pro and the gramming • Hamster dance, ha ha ha, here we go… • Cyborg roaches will either save your or first give you a heart attack, then save you Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> What? More Ben &amp; Stan? Yeah, you read that right… • Google it with Bing • Bloc raises $6M to teach more of you kids about the pro and the gramming • Hamster dance, ha ha ha, here we go… • Cyborg roaches will either save your or first ...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> What? More Ben &amp; Stan? Yeah, you read that right… • Google it with Bing • Bloc raises $6M to teach more of you kids about the pro and the gramming • Hamster dance, ha ha ha, here we go… • Cyborg roaches will either save your or first give you a heart attack, then save you Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 32: Halloweeee Apologize in Advance</title>
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      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2014 22:42:39 -0500</pubDate>
      <description> It&amp;rsquo;s your favorite time of the year… that one time you listen to an episode of Ben &amp;amp; Stan! Good timing, too! We&amp;rsquo;ve got our sorta racist Halloween special! YAAAAaaaay… *cough* • Ben went as drunk Luigi • We accidentally forgot to record the first 10 minutes :D • More software from Stan… YAY • Tons of news! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ It&rsquo;s your favorite time of the year… that one time you listen to an episode of Ben &amp; Stan! Good timing, too! We&rsquo;ve got our sorta racist Halloween special! YAAAAaaaay… *cough* • Ben went as drunk Luigi • We accidentally forgot to record the first 10 minutes :D • More software from Stan… YAY • Tons of news! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> It’s your favorite time of the year… that one time you listen to an episode of Ben &amp; Stan! Good timing, too! We’ve got our sorta racist Halloween special! YAAAAaaaay… *cough* • Ben went as drunk Luigi • We accidentally forgot to record th...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> It’s your favorite time of the year… that one time you listen to an episode of Ben &amp; Stan! Good timing, too! We’ve got our sorta racist Halloween special! YAAAAaaaay… *cough* • Ben went as drunk Luigi • We accidentally forgot to record the first 10 minutes :D • More software from Stan… YAY • Tons of news! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 31: Me, Myself, and I Look a Little Different</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2014 23:57:58 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> Do year that? It&amp;rsquo;s either my PTSD kicking back in or the blood-curdling screaming laughter of Ben &amp;amp; Stan! • Stan&amp;rsquo;s Halloween Memories Are Pathetically Sad • Google Maps vs Apple Maps: No One Cares Who Wins • Google&amp;rsquo;s Brand New Email Client, Inbox Has Arrived And Stan&amp;rsquo;s First On The Scene • Something&amp;rsquo;s Fishy Up In Space And It&amp;rsquo;s Not The Space Fish, We Checked… • Renée Zellweger Has a Brand New Face, We Hope it Came With a 30-Day Moneyback Warranty • Athletes Took Fake Classes At UNC-Chapel Hill For 18 Years. UNC Apparently Couldn&amp;rsquo;t Find Anyone To Teach &amp;ldquo;Academic Integrity 101&amp;rdquo; Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Do year that? It&rsquo;s either my PTSD kicking back in or the blood-curdling screaming laughter of Ben &amp; Stan! • Stan&rsquo;s Halloween Memories Are Pathetically Sad • Google Maps vs Apple Maps: No One Cares Who Wins • Google&rsquo;s Brand New Email Client, Inbox Has Arrived And Stan&rsquo;s First On The Scene • Something&rsquo;s Fishy Up In Space And It&rsquo;s Not The Space Fish, We Checked… • Renée Zellweger Has a Brand New Face, We Hope it Came With a 30-Day Moneyback Warranty • Athletes Took Fake Classes At UNC-Chapel Hill For 18 Years. UNC Apparently Couldn&rsquo;t Find Anyone To Teach &ldquo;Academic Integrity 101&rdquo; Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Do year that? It’s either my PTSD kicking back in or the blood-curdling screaming laughter of Ben &amp; Stan! • Stan’s Halloween Memories Are Pathetically Sad • Google Maps vs Apple Maps: No One Cares Who Wins • Google’s Brand New Email Cli...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Do year that? It’s either my PTSD kicking back in or the blood-curdling screaming laughter of Ben &amp; Stan! • Stan’s Halloween Memories Are Pathetically Sad • Google Maps vs Apple Maps: No One Cares Who Wins • Google’s Brand New Email Client, Inbox Has Arrived And Stan’s First On The Scene • Something’s Fishy Up In Space And It’s Not The Space Fish, We Checked… • Renée Zellweger Has a Brand New Face, We Hope it Came With a 30-Day Moneyback Warranty • Athletes Took Fake Classes At UNC-Chapel Hill For 18 Years. UNC Apparently Couldn’t Find Anyone To Teach “Academic Integrity 101” Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 30: Gropey Astronaut Arm</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2014 02:03:05 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> It&amp;rsquo;s that time of year again, Ben &amp;amp; Stan spot a full moon and just go ape on your earholes! • Stan Participates in an Obnoxious-Off! • Astronauts will sleep the entire trip to mars, no more of that backseat space driving • A 114 year old woman joins Facebook, first to use the &amp;ldquo;dying&amp;rdquo; status update • Chris Brown: ebola is population control and tsunamis, a beach cleaning process  Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ It&rsquo;s that time of year again, Ben &amp; Stan spot a full moon and just go ape on your earholes! • Stan Participates in an Obnoxious-Off! • Astronauts will sleep the entire trip to mars, no more of that backseat space driving • A 114 year old woman joins Facebook, first to use the &ldquo;dying&rdquo; status update • Chris Brown: ebola is population control and tsunamis, a beach cleaning process  Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> It’s that time of year again, Ben &amp; Stan spot a full moon and just go ape on your earholes! • Stan Participates in an Obnoxious-Off! • Astronauts will sleep the entire trip to mars, no more of that backseat space driving • A 114 year old wo...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> It’s that time of year again, Ben &amp; Stan spot a full moon and just go ape on your earholes! • Stan Participates in an Obnoxious-Off! • Astronauts will sleep the entire trip to mars, no more of that backseat space driving • A 114 year old woman joins Facebook, first to use the “dying” status update • Chris Brown: ebola is population control and tsunamis, a beach cleaning process  Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 29: Margarita Tuesday</title>
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      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2014 23:02:27 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> Ever feel like you&amp;rsquo;re being watched? Well Ben &amp;amp; Stan feel it when you listen to us and we will kill to feel it again… • Ben &amp;amp; Stan are now on Instagram! • Guy photographs bank balance to get girls on Tinder, matches over 300 photos of credit cards • Stan is going back to Android, Ben gasps! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ever feel like you&rsquo;re being watched? Well Ben &amp; Stan feel it when you listen to us and we will kill to feel it again… • Ben &amp; Stan are now on Instagram! • Guy photographs bank balance to get girls on Tinder, matches over 300 photos of credit cards • Stan is going back to Android, Ben gasps! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Ever feel like you’re being watched? Well Ben &amp; Stan feel it when you listen to us and we will kill to feel it again… • Ben &amp; Stan are now on Instagram! • Guy photographs bank balance to get girls on Tinder,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Ever feel like you’re being watched? Well Ben &amp; Stan feel it when you listen to us and we will kill to feel it again… • Ben &amp; Stan are now on Instagram! • Guy photographs bank balance to get girls on Tinder, matches over 300 photos of credit cards • Stan is going back to Android, Ben gasps! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 28: Ridin' Shorty</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/3UrdWw1fUdo/97627034430</link>
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      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:37:20 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> Don&amp;rsquo;t listen just because you love us, listen because one day Ben and Stan will have to choose who stays… and who dies • Stan&amp;rsquo;s formed an improv team! • Toddler drives his mother home after deciding she&amp;rsquo;s had too many. He would&amp;rsquo;ve made it home if he hadn&amp;rsquo;t stopped to grab beer and a telletubbies DVD • Olive Garden finally unveils the Pasta Pass®, a bottomless pasta bowl lasting 7 weeks referred to internally as the Paula Deen project • First mental telepathic communication occurs between two brains, the initial topic of conversation was suspected to be boobs Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Don&rsquo;t listen just because you love us, listen because one day Ben and Stan will have to choose who stays… and who dies • Stan&rsquo;s formed an improv team! • Toddler drives his mother home after deciding she&rsquo;s had too many. He would&rsquo;ve made it home if he hadn&rsquo;t stopped to grab beer and a telletubbies DVD • Olive Garden finally unveils the Pasta Pass®, a bottomless pasta bowl lasting 7 weeks referred to internally as the Paula Deen project • First mental telepathic communication occurs between two brains, the initial topic of conversation was suspected to be boobs Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Don’t listen just because you love us, listen because one day Ben and Stan will have to choose who stays… and who dies • Stan’s formed an improv team! • Toddler drives his mother home after deciding she’s had too many.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Don’t listen just because you love us, listen because one day Ben and Stan will have to choose who stays… and who dies • Stan’s formed an improv team! • Toddler drives his mother home after deciding she’s had too many. He would’ve made it home if he hadn’t stopped to grab beer and a telletubbies DVD • Olive Garden finally unveils the Pasta Pass®, a bottomless pasta bowl lasting 7 weeks referred to internally as the Paula Deen project • First mental telepathic communication occurs between two brains, the initial topic of conversation was suspected to be boobs Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 27: Mormania</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/7UCBK8kysTs/97123386035</link>
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      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2014 03:06:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> Ben&amp;rsquo;s back, thank Mormon Jesus! • Addicted to coffee? Here&amp;rsquo;s why… • Bed too hot? Flip the mattress over, dummy! • Ben visits Salt Lake City, the land of a thousand blondes Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Ben&rsquo;s back, thank Mormon Jesus! • Addicted to coffee? Here&rsquo;s why… • Bed too hot? Flip the mattress over, dummy! • Ben visits Salt Lake City, the land of a thousand blondes Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Ben’s back, thank Mormon Jesus! • Addicted to coffee? Here’s why… • Bed too hot? Flip the mattress over, dummy! • Ben visits Salt Lake City, the land of a thousand blondes Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Ben’s back, thank Mormon Jesus! • Addicted to coffee? Here’s why… • Bed too hot? Flip the mattress over, dummy! • Ben visits Salt Lake City, the land of a thousand blondes Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 26: Gay Hot</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/xs5qg0E6Nsw/95169091680</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2296739/episode-26-gay-hot/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2014 02:06:22 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> What? We're still doing this? Yeah, cause we&amp;rsquo;re awesome: • Self-assembling robot assembles lonely robot support group after watching Power Rangers • Lyft prays pranks on Uber, Uber retorts by pointing out Lyft cars have stupid pink mustaches… Touché Uber, touché • Millennial&amp;rsquo;s hero who bought every pie in a Burger King to spite a bratty child turns villain after buying out entire gluten-free isle at Whole Foods Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ What? We're still doing this? Yeah, cause we&rsquo;re awesome: • Self-assembling robot assembles lonely robot support group after watching Power Rangers • Lyft prays pranks on Uber, Uber retorts by pointing out Lyft cars have stupid pink mustaches… Touché Uber, touché • Millennial&rsquo;s hero who bought every pie in a Burger King to spite a bratty child turns villain after buying out entire gluten-free isle at Whole Foods Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> What? We're still doing this? Yeah, cause we’re awesome: • Self-assembling robot assembles lonely robot support group after watching Power Rangers • Lyft prays pranks on Uber, Uber retorts by pointing out Lyft cars have stupid pink mustaches…...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> What? We're still doing this? Yeah, cause we’re awesome: • Self-assembling robot assembles lonely robot support group after watching Power Rangers • Lyft prays pranks on Uber, Uber retorts by pointing out Lyft cars have stupid pink mustaches… Touché Uber, touché • Millennial’s hero who bought every pie in a Burger King to spite a bratty child turns villain after buying out entire gluten-free isle at Whole Foods Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 25: RoboBitches</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/wp90C7AeFfY/94489305870</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2287645/episode-25-robobitches/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2014 21:51:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description> We&amp;rsquo;re finally back, sorry for the delay kids! On this week&amp;rsquo;s episode of Man vs Chair… • Researchers celebrate as hitch-hiking robot makes its way across Canada, their first attempt was State-side but that bot was gang-raped at a weigh station in Massachusetts • JIBO is the world&amp;rsquo;s first family robot. It does your dishes, your kid&amp;rsquo;s homework, your laundry and your husband • What would I do with two extra fingers? Fake spider on the shoulder, every time… Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &amp;lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode! </description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[ We&rsquo;re finally back, sorry for the delay kids! On this week&rsquo;s episode of Man vs Chair… • Researchers celebrate as hitch-hiking robot makes its way across Canada, their first attempt was State-side but that bot was gang-raped at a weigh station in Massachusetts • JIBO is the world&rsquo;s first family robot. It does your dishes, your kid&rsquo;s homework, your laundry and your husband • What would I do with two extra fingers? Fake spider on the shoulder, every time… Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode! ]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> We’re finally back, sorry for the delay kids! On this week’s episode of Man vs Chair… • Researchers celebrate as hitch-hiking robot makes its way across Canada, their first attempt was State-side but that bot was gang-raped at a weigh station...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> We’re finally back, sorry for the delay kids! On this week’s episode of Man vs Chair… • Researchers celebrate as hitch-hiking robot makes its way across Canada, their first attempt was State-side but that bot was gang-raped at a weigh station in Massachusetts • JIBO is the world’s first family robot. It does your dishes, your kid’s homework, your laundry and your husband • What would I do with two extra fingers? Fake spider on the shoulder, every time… Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email: benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 24: #YOLOL</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/atoSb1u3pm8/91810418320</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2249996/episode-24-yolol/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2014 23:15:36 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://storage.googleapis.com/bs-images/BSBAS-2014-07-09-yolol.png&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week we are KILLING it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The upcoming Ben &amp;amp; Stan app, it&amp;#8217;s real, real realâ€¦&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Facebook apologizes for experimenting on you, but on a scale from 1 to 5 how do you feel about the apology?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Man attacked by shark off Los Angeles coast, apparently thought Sharknado was, &amp;#8220;just a movieâ€¦&amp;#8221;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;State of California launders money, uses expensiveÂ organic fair-trade detergent&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And more, obviously!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;BS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show!&lt;br /&gt;Twitter:Â &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benandstanshow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;@benandstanshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email:Â &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:benandstanshow@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;benandstanshow@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-07-09-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/atoSb1u3pm8&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://storage.googleapis.com/bs-images/BSBAS-2014-07-09-yolol.png"/></p>
<p>This week we are KILLING it:</p>
<ul><li>The upcoming Ben &amp; Stan app, it&#8217;s real, real realâ€¦</li>
<li>Facebook apologizes for experimenting on you, but on a scale from 1 to 5 how do you feel about the apology?</li>
<li>Man attacked by shark off Los Angeles coast, apparently thought Sharknado was, &#8220;just a movieâ€¦&#8221;</li>
<li>State of California launders money, uses expensiveÂ organic fair-trade detergent</li>
<li>And more, obviously!</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />BS</p>
<p>Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show!<br />Twitter:Â <a href="https://twitter.com/benandstanshow" target="_blank">@benandstanshow</a><br />Email:Â <a href="mailto:benandstanshow@gmail.com" target="_blank">benandstanshow@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-07-09-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/atoSb1u3pm8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> This week we are KILLING it: The upcoming Ben &amp; Stan app, it’s real, real realâ€¦ Facebook apologizes for experimenting on you, but on a scale from 1 to 5 how do you feel about the apology? Man attacked by shark off Los Angeles coast,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> This week we are KILLING it: The upcoming Ben &amp; Stan app, it’s real, real realâ€¦ Facebook apologizes for experimenting on you, but on a scale from 1 to 5 how do you feel about the apology? Man attacked by shark off Los Angeles coast, apparently thought Sharknado was, “just a movieâ€¦” State of California launders money, uses expensiveÂ organic fair-trade detergent And more, obviously! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter:Â @benandstanshow Email:Â benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 23: Hitched-Hiker</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/zg1cRZocjm4/91366161867</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2247754/episode-23-hitched-hiker/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2014 13:02:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;image&quot; src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/2d7b02ed222bb24575fc7e72be782401/tumblr_inline_n8hjwq3ixu1rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Prepare for an action-packed thrill ride, babies!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.phonearena.com/news/Make-your-Samsung-Galaxy-S4-sound-better-using-Adapt-Sound_id43210&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Samsung&amp;#8217;s new Galaxy SD for the deaf will assist those with hearing problems and the Galaxy SBÂ &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.phonearena.com/news/Make-your-Samsung-Galaxy-S4-sound-better-using-Adapt-Sound_id43210&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Â &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.phonearena.com/news/Make-your-Samsung-Galaxy-S4-sound-better-using-Adapt-Sound_id43210&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;for the blind is just a painted rock&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thenextweb.com/facebook/2014/07/02/facebook-coo-sheryl-sandberg-apologises-psychological-news-feed-experiment/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Facebook was caught experimenting with its users&amp;#8217; emotions. When asked to comment, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg wouldn&amp;#8217;t leave one and refused to &amp;#8220;like&amp;#8221; the question&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://abc13.com/traffic/video-man-rides-on-car-trunk-down-interstate/147625/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Man rides on the trunk of a car at 50mph before breaking the windshield and climbing to safety. Authorities now know what he&amp;#8217;s willing to do for a Klondike bar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;BS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Contact The Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show!&lt;br /&gt;Twitter: &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benandstanshow&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;@benandstanshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email:Â &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:benandstanshow@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;benandstanshow@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-07-14-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/zg1cRZocjm4&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="image" src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/2d7b02ed222bb24575fc7e72be782401/tumblr_inline_n8hjwq3ixu1rlvp4p.jpg"/></p>
<p>Prepare for an action-packed thrill ride, babies!</p>
<ul><li><a href="http://www.phonearena.com/news/Make-your-Samsung-Galaxy-S4-sound-better-using-Adapt-Sound_id43210" target="_blank">Samsung&#8217;s new Galaxy SD for the deaf will assist those with hearing problems and the Galaxy SBÂ </a><a href="http://www.phonearena.com/news/Make-your-Samsung-Galaxy-S4-sound-better-using-Adapt-Sound_id43210" target="_blank">Â </a><a href="http://www.phonearena.com/news/Make-your-Samsung-Galaxy-S4-sound-better-using-Adapt-Sound_id43210" target="_blank">for the blind is just a painted rock</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thenextweb.com/facebook/2014/07/02/facebook-coo-sheryl-sandberg-apologises-psychological-news-feed-experiment/" target="_blank">Facebook was caught experimenting with its users&#8217; emotions. When asked to comment, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg wouldn&#8217;t leave one and refused to &#8220;like&#8221; the question</a></li>
<li><a href="http://abc13.com/traffic/video-man-rides-on-car-trunk-down-interstate/147625/" target="_blank">Man rides on the trunk of a car at 50mph before breaking the windshield and climbing to safety. Authorities now know what he&#8217;s willing to do for a Klondike bar</a></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />BS</p>
<p>Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show!<br />Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/benandstanshow" target="_blank">@benandstanshow</a><br />Email:Â <a href="mailto:benandstanshow@gmail.com" target="_blank">benandstanshow@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-07-14-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p>
<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/zg1cRZocjm4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
      <enclosure url="https://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-07-14-E.mp3" length="34055397" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Prepare for an action-packed thrill ride, babies! Samsung’s new Galaxy SD for the deaf will assist those with hearing problems and the Galaxy SBÂ Â for the blind is just a painted rock Facebook was caught experimenting with its users’ emotions.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Prepare for an action-packed thrill ride, babies! Samsung’s new Galaxy SD for the deaf will assist those with hearing problems and the Galaxy SBÂ Â for the blind is just a painted rock Facebook was caught experimenting with its users’ emotions. When asked to comment, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg wouldn’t leave one and refused to “like” the question Man rides on the trunk of a car at 50mph before breaking the windshield and climbing to safety. Authorities now know what he’s willing to do for a Klondike bar Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, BS Contact The Ben &amp; Stan Show! Twitter: @benandstanshow Email:Â benandstanshow@gmail.com Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 22: Face-Ripper</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/IkLWD84S0As/90190297780</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2227157/episode-22-face-ripper/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2014 17:48:28 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/be5442ae948e238d9cd268a45792f187/tumblr_inline_n7wdkmrOPb1rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This episode is BADâ€¦ in the best way possible ;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.secret.ly/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Stan&amp;#8217;s got a secretâ€¦ It&amp;#8217;s AIDS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#mce_temp_url#http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-claim-kfc-kicked-3-year-old-disfigured-granddaughter-hoax-report-article-1.1841151&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Plastic surgeon offers free corrective surgery to a little girl who was mauled by her family&amp;#8217;s pit bull. Veterinarian offers to spade and neuter the parents&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://online.wsj.com/articles/whole-foods-fined-in-california-overcharging-case-1403650229&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Whole Foods fined 800 thousand dollars for ripping off customers in California; they paid off the fine with two heads of organic Bok Choy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-25-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/IkLWD84S0As&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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<p>This episode is BADâ€¦ in the best way possible ;)</p>
<ul><li><a href="https://www.secret.ly/" target="_blank">Stan&#8217;s got a secretâ€¦ It&#8217;s AIDS</a></li>
<li><a href="#mce_temp_url#http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-claim-kfc-kicked-3-year-old-disfigured-granddaughter-hoax-report-article-1.1841151" target="_blank">Plastic surgeon offers free corrective surgery to a little girl who was mauled by her family&#8217;s pit bull. Veterinarian offers to spade and neuter the parents</a></li>
<li><a href="http://online.wsj.com/articles/whole-foods-fined-in-california-overcharging-case-1403650229" target="_blank">Whole Foods fined 800 thousand dollars for ripping off customers in California; they paid off the fine with two heads of organic Bok Choy</a></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-25-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/IkLWD84S0As" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> This episode is BADâ€¦ in the best way possible ;) Stan’s got a secretâ€¦ It’s AIDS Plastic surgeon offers free corrective surgery to a little girl who was mauled by her family’s pit bull. Veterinarian offers to spade and neuter the pare...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> This episode is BADâ€¦ in the best way possible ;) Stan’s got a secretâ€¦ It’s AIDS Plastic surgeon offers free corrective surgery to a little girl who was mauled by her family’s pit bull. Veterinarian offers to spade and neuter the parents Whole Foods fined 800 thousand dollars for ripping off customers in California; they paid off the fine with two heads of organic Bok Choy Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 21: International House Of Pills</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/gZO93mgbc_w/89428964945</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2216259/episode-21-international-house-of-pills/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2014 01:11:48 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/2ef81ad682fda2abd0912ff0d7f6f725/tumblr_inline_n7i6fdT9VQ1rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh yes, yes, YES and yesâ€¦&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;NASA claims it can â€œsmellâ€ other planets and you clearly don&amp;#8217;t wash uranus&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Astronauts make coffee with their own recycled urine, there&amp;#8217;s no joke there you&amp;#8217;re just going to have to process that for tomorrow&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We&amp;#8217;re going to check out this new joint opening up called the Farmecy, you probably haven&amp;#8217;t heard of it, serves pills&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Google will pay you for your Glass footage. EveryÂ &lt;em&gt;like&lt;/em&gt; your videos get on YouTube is worth $.00021824 give or take $.0000832&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.whe.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-18-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/gZO93mgbc_w&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/2ef81ad682fda2abd0912ff0d7f6f725/tumblr_inline_n7i6fdT9VQ1rlvp4p.jpg"/></p>

<p>Oh yes, yes, YES and yesâ€¦</p>
<ul><li>NASA claims it can â€œsmellâ€ other planets and you clearly don&#8217;t wash uranus</li>
<li>Astronauts make coffee with their own recycled urine, there&#8217;s no joke there you&#8217;re just going to have to process that for tomorrow</li>
<li>We&#8217;re going to check out this new joint opening up called the Farmecy, you probably haven&#8217;t heard of it, serves pills</li>
<li>Google will pay you for your Glass footage. EveryÂ <em>like</em> your videos get on YouTube is worth $.00021824 give or take $.0000832</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.whe.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-18-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/gZO93mgbc_w" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Oh yes, yes, YES and yesâ€¦ NASA claims it can â€œsmellâ€ other planets and you clearly don’t wash uranus Astronauts make coffee with their own recycled urine, there’s no joke there you’re just going to have to process that for tomo...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Oh yes, yes, YES and yesâ€¦ NASA claims it can â€œsmellâ€ other planets and you clearly don’t wash uranus Astronauts make coffee with their own recycled urine, there’s no joke there you’re just going to have to process that for tomorrow We’re going to check out this new joint opening up called the Farmecy, you probably haven’t heard of it, serves pills Google will pay you for your Glass footage. EveryÂ like your videos get on YouTube is worth $.00021824 give or take $.0000832 Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.whe.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 20: Vertebrains</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/1B2KUcKQ6Lg/89118391540</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2210251/episode-20-vertebrains/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2014 22:30:12 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;This is really one of the greats, people. Prepare yourselves, hilariousness is coming:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Stan botched a live Android demonstration for &lt;a href=&quot;http://bloc.io&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Bloc&lt;/a&gt;Â in view of 20+ peopleÂ #worthIt&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/06/11/seattle-physician-accused-sexting-during-surgery/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Doctor caught sexting during surgery after an analysis of his dick pics revealed unpredictable changes of size, shape and color&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2,000 hippies break a world record and it wasn&amp;#8217;t â€œLongest line at a Whole FoodsÂ® checkoutâ€&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://soundcloud.com/benweissmusic/sets/podcast-theme-before-and-after&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Love the theme song? Go check it out here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.whe.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-11-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/1B2KUcKQ6Lg&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is really one of the greats, people. Prepare yourselves, hilariousness is coming:</p>
<ul><li>Stan botched a live Android demonstration for <a href="http://bloc.io" target="_blank">Bloc</a>Â in view of 20+ peopleÂ #worthIt</li>
<li><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/06/11/seattle-physician-accused-sexting-during-surgery/" target="_blank">Doctor caught sexting during surgery after an analysis of his dick pics revealed unpredictable changes of size, shape and color</a></li>
<li>2,000 hippies break a world record and it wasn&#8217;t â€œLongest line at a Whole FoodsÂ® checkoutâ€</li>
<li><a href="https://soundcloud.com/benweissmusic/sets/podcast-theme-before-and-after" target="_blank">Love the theme song? Go check it out here!</a></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.whe.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-11-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/1B2KUcKQ6Lg" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> This is really one of the greats, people. Prepare yourselves, hilariousness is coming: Stan botched a live Android demonstration for BlocÂ in view of 20+ peopleÂ #worthIt Doctor caught sexting during surgery after an analysis of his dick pics reve...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> This is really one of the greats, people. Prepare yourselves, hilariousness is coming: Stan botched a live Android demonstration for BlocÂ in view of 20+ peopleÂ #worthIt Doctor caught sexting during surgery after an analysis of his dick pics revealed unpredictable changes of size, shape and color 2,000 hippies break a world record and it wasn’t â€œLongest line at a Whole FoodsÂ® checkoutâ€ Love the theme song? Go check it out here! Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.whe.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 19: The Episode Made From Human Parts</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/Am1MT-MJDO8/88452088690</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2201768/episode-19-the-episode-made-from-human-parts/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2014 02:17:07 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;On this weekâ€™s crazy episode, we continue to be awesome:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Stan wooed a girl with an old purse, totally nailed grade school dating&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Harvard professor unimpressed after finding a book bound in human skin claims, &amp;#8220;it doesn&amp;#8217;t matter how you dress it up, twilight is still awful&amp;#8221;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You asked us what kind of sex toys we&amp;#8217;d be and why, we ask, &amp;#8220;do action figures count?&amp;#8221;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-06-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/Am1MT-MJDO8&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this weekâ€™s crazy episode, we continue to be awesome:</p>
<ul><li>Stan wooed a girl with an old purse, totally nailed grade school dating</li>
<li>Harvard professor unimpressed after finding a book bound in human skin claims, &#8220;it doesn&#8217;t matter how you dress it up, twilight is still awful&#8221;</li>
<li>You asked us what kind of sex toys we&#8217;d be and why, we ask, &#8220;do action figures count?&#8221;</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-06-06-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/Am1MT-MJDO8" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> On this weekâ€™s crazy episode, we continue to be awesome: Stan wooed a girl with an old purse, totally nailed grade school dating Harvard professor unimpressed after finding a book bound in human skin claims,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> On this weekâ€™s crazy episode, we continue to be awesome: Stan wooed a girl with an old purse, totally nailed grade school dating Harvard professor unimpressed after finding a book bound in human skin claims, “it doesn’t matter how you dress it up, twilight is still awful” You asked us what kind of sex toys we’d be and why, we ask, “do action figures count?” Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 18: Big Spender</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/HsgA-0YWdXo/87460292010</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2187252/episode-18-big-spender/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2014 00:25:08 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/fdc9e422428bbd5c29f151864c5faab0/tumblr_inline_n6h2xkNTjP1rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On this weekâ€™s amazingÂ episode, we&amp;#8217;re bringing sexy back:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Developer releases anÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://by%20grabthar's%20hammer%20what%20a%20savings&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Android app&lt;/a&gt;Â which teaches people how to throw money away unawareÂ that Americans already mastered it&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/05/28/intel-shows-off-smart-wearable-shirt/?_php=true&amp;amp;_type=blogs&amp;amp;_r=0&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Intel releases a shirt that tells you your heart rate&lt;/a&gt;, tells others you haven&amp;#8217;t been laid in years&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We answer some awesome questions sent in by&lt;em&gt;Â you!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Another round ofÂ &lt;em&gt;Sold In 60 Seconds&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-28-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/HsgA-0YWdXo&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/fdc9e422428bbd5c29f151864c5faab0/tumblr_inline_n6h2xkNTjP1rlvp4p.jpg"/></p>

<p>On this weekâ€™s amazingÂ episode, we&#8217;re bringing sexy back:</p>
<ul><li>Developer releases anÂ <a href="http://by%20grabthar's%20hammer%20what%20a%20savings" target="_blank">Android app</a>Â which teaches people how to throw money away unawareÂ that Americans already mastered it</li>
<li><a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/05/28/intel-shows-off-smart-wearable-shirt/?_php=true&amp;_type=blogs&amp;_r=0" target="_blank">Intel releases a shirt that tells you your heart rate</a>, tells others you haven&#8217;t been laid in years</li>
<li>We answer some awesome questions sent in by<em>Â you!</em></li>
<li>Another round ofÂ <em>Sold In 60 Seconds</em></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-28-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/HsgA-0YWdXo" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> On this weekâ€™s amazingÂ episode, we’re bringing sexy back: Developer releases anÂ Android appÂ which teaches people how to throw money away unawareÂ that Americans already mastered it Intel releases a shirt that tells you your heart r...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> On this weekâ€™s amazingÂ episode, we’re bringing sexy back: Developer releases anÂ Android appÂ which teaches people how to throw money away unawareÂ that Americans already mastered it Intel releases a shirt that tells you your heart rate, tells others you haven’t been laid in years We answer some awesome questions sent in byÂ you! Another round ofÂ Sold In 60 Seconds Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 17: A Thousand Apologies</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/MxVisuAAT84/87113325518</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2182224/episode-17-a-thousand-apologies/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2014 13:02:26 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/5e1a72efac6b305dd41f9c76b7568dc8/tumblr_inline_n69i851or31rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On this week&amp;#8217;s amazingÂ episode, tune your minds in for some sexiness:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Scientists take break from AIDS research to develop TheÂ Ben &amp;amp; Stan Show app for Android&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Stan (almost) Has A Three-Way: Crossed-Swords Edition&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/05/25/mcdonalds-debuts-an-unnerving-new-mascot-and-highl.aspx&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;McDonald&amp;#8217;s new mascot: pa da pa paa, it&amp;#8217;s watchâ€“ing you&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#8217;s not just delivery, it&amp;#8217;s misanthropyâ€¦ &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.grubhub.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Grubhub.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-23-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/MxVisuAAT84&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/5e1a72efac6b305dd41f9c76b7568dc8/tumblr_inline_n69i851or31rlvp4p.jpg"/></p>

<p>On this week&#8217;s amazingÂ episode, tune your minds in for some sexiness:</p>
<ul><li>Scientists take break from AIDS research to develop TheÂ Ben &amp; Stan Show app for Android</li>
<li>Stan (almost) Has A Three-Way: Crossed-Swords Edition</li>
<li><a href="http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/05/25/mcdonalds-debuts-an-unnerving-new-mascot-and-highl.aspx" target="_blank">McDonald&#8217;s new mascot: pa da pa paa, it&#8217;s watchâ€“ing you</a></li>
<li>It&#8217;s not just delivery, it&#8217;s misanthropyâ€¦ <a href="http://www.grubhub.com" target="_blank">Grubhub.com</a></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-23-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/MxVisuAAT84" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> On this week’s amazingÂ episode, tune your minds in for some sexiness: Scientists take break from AIDS research to develop TheÂ Ben &amp; Stan Show app for Android Stan (almost) Has A Three-Way: Crossed-Swords Edition McDonald’s new mascot: pa da ...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> On this week’s amazingÂ episode, tune your minds in for some sexiness: Scientists take break from AIDS research to develop TheÂ Ben &amp; Stan Show app for Android Stan (almost) Has A Three-Way: Crossed-Swords Edition McDonald’s new mascot: pa da pa paa, it’s watchâ€“ing you It’s not just delivery, it’s misanthropyâ€¦ Grubhub.com Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 16: Fruity Sex</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/ZKEqqx4Myx4/86475675325</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2170979/episode-16-fruity-sex/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2014 00:28:53 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;On this week&amp;#8217;sÂ late lovely episode, prepare your earholes for some of this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Israeli men rate their women on a scale from 1 to 5 undetonated vests&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nerdy programmers rate women on the binary scale: 0 if she&amp;#8217;s a woman and 1 if she&amp;#8217;s inflatable&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/13/us-usa-maryland-crime-idUSBREA4C0NO20140513&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Man claiming to be God smashes truck into a TV station&lt;/a&gt;. Yeah, God really sucks at Grand Theft Auto&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/05/moroccan-spider-cartwheels-predator-species-video_n_5268829.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Moroccan spiders cartwheel at 6 feet per second&lt;/a&gt;,Â â€œof all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she cartwheels into mineâ€¦â€&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your comments from tumblr!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-17-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/ZKEqqx4Myx4&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this week&#8217;sÂ late lovely episode, prepare your earholes for some of this:</p>
<ul><li>Israeli men rate their women on a scale from 1 to 5 undetonated vests</li>
<li>Nerdy programmers rate women on the binary scale: 0 if she&#8217;s a woman and 1 if she&#8217;s inflatable</li>
<li><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/13/us-usa-maryland-crime-idUSBREA4C0NO20140513" target="_blank">Man claiming to be God smashes truck into a TV station</a>. Yeah, God really sucks at Grand Theft Auto</li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/05/moroccan-spider-cartwheels-predator-species-video_n_5268829.html" target="_blank">Moroccan spiders cartwheel at 6 feet per second</a>,Â â€œof all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she cartwheels into mineâ€¦â€</li>
<li>Your comments from tumblr!</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-17-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/ZKEqqx4Myx4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> On this week’sÂ late lovely episode, prepare your earholes for some of this: Israeli men rate their women on a scale from 1 to 5 undetonated vests Nerdy programmers rate women on the binary scale: 0 if she’s a woman and 1 if she’s inflatable M...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> On this week’sÂ late lovely episode, prepare your earholes for some of this: Israeli men rate their women on a scale from 1 to 5 undetonated vests Nerdy programmers rate women on the binary scale: 0 if she’s a woman and 1 if she’s inflatable Man claiming to be God smashes truck into a TV station. Yeah, God really sucks at Grand Theft Auto Moroccan spiders cartwheel at 6 feet per second,Â â€œof all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she cartwheels into mineâ€¦â€ Your comments from tumblr! Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 15: Santa Claus, Indiana</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/xub5hTmEilo/85250900850</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2154998/episode-15-santa-claus-indiana/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2014 17:36:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;image&quot; src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/9bd7c5ab3410f3548c334f3f739f9f4a/tumblr_inline_n5btcyqZJw1rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re trying a brand new format, kids: half-hour episodes and literally &lt;em&gt;double&lt;/em&gt; the audio quality. I know it&amp;#8217;s hard to resist throwing them at us but please try to keep your panties onâ€¦&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mild mannered Ben Weiss by day, &lt;strong&gt;DJ Bdubz&lt;/strong&gt;Â by night&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/05/06/nsa-tweet-encrypted-recruitment/8757093/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;NSA tries to hire hackers on twitter&lt;/a&gt;, claimsÂ they lack character&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.holidayworld.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Bring the kids to Santa Claus, Indiana&lt;/a&gt;Â but make sure you don&amp;#8217;t stop for gas in Doesn&amp;#8217;t Exist, Wisconsin&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Symantec executive claimsÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/consumer-security/symantec-executive-says-antivirus-is-dead-20140507-zr68q.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Anti-Spyware industry dead&lt;/a&gt;, &amp;#8220;we will continue to charge $400 to install it,&amp;#8221; replies GeekSquad COO&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M278uLalYTo&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Google&amp;#8217;s Levity Algorithm&lt;/a&gt;, if only Google followed through &lt;em&gt;ever&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Tough Mudder: sex toy, popular gay baby name and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/cdc-tough-mudder-participants-sickened-feces-tainted-mud-article-1.1778196&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;disease-ridden endurance contest&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-07-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/xub5hTmEilo&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="image" src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/9bd7c5ab3410f3548c334f3f739f9f4a/tumblr_inline_n5btcyqZJw1rlvp4p.jpg"/></p>

<p>We&#8217;re trying a brand new format, kids: half-hour episodes and literally <em>double</em> the audio quality. I know it&#8217;s hard to resist throwing them at us but please try to keep your panties onâ€¦</p>
<ul><li>Mild mannered Ben Weiss by day, <strong>DJ Bdubz</strong>Â by night</li>
<li><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/05/06/nsa-tweet-encrypted-recruitment/8757093/" target="_blank">NSA tries to hire hackers on twitter</a>, claimsÂ they lack character</li>
<li><a href="http://www.holidayworld.com/" target="_blank">Bring the kids to Santa Claus, Indiana</a>Â but make sure you don&#8217;t stop for gas in Doesn&#8217;t Exist, Wisconsin</li>
<li>Symantec executive claimsÂ <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/consumer-security/symantec-executive-says-antivirus-is-dead-20140507-zr68q.html" target="_blank">Anti-Spyware industry dead</a>, &#8220;we will continue to charge $400 to install it,&#8221; replies GeekSquad COO</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M278uLalYTo" target="_blank">Google&#8217;s Levity Algorithm</a>, if only Google followed through <em>ever</em></li>
<li>Tough Mudder: sex toy, popular gay baby name and <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/cdc-tough-mudder-participants-sickened-feces-tainted-mud-article-1.1778196" target="_blank">disease-ridden endurance contest</a></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-07-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/xub5hTmEilo" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> We’re trying a brand new format, kids: half-hour episodes and literally double the audio quality. I know it’s hard to resist throwing them at us but please try to keep your panties onâ€¦ Mild mannered Ben Weiss by day,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> We’re trying a brand new format, kids: half-hour episodes and literally double the audio quality. I know it’s hard to resist throwing them at us but please try to keep your panties onâ€¦ Mild mannered Ben Weiss by day, DJ BdubzÂ by night NSA tries to hire hackers on twitter, claimsÂ they lack character Bring the kids to Santa Claus, IndianaÂ but make sure you don’t stop for gas in Doesn’t Exist, Wisconsin Symantec executive claimsÂ Anti-Spyware industry dead, “we will continue to charge $400 to install it,” replies GeekSquad COO Google’s Levity Algorithm, if only Google followed through ever Tough Mudder: sex toy, popular gay baby name and disease-ridden endurance contest Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 14: We're Doing Itâ€¦Again</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/FTRDgTFF4nE/84780227565</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2147223/episode-14-were-doing-itagain/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2014 21:31:59 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/9dcb3e54e05d0cd192379256e178bc8d/tumblr_inline_n52uvdrD101rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ben and Stan are BACK!? No wayâ€¦ Here&amp;#8217;s what we have in store for you this time, gang:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mentally handicapped YouTube commenters&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAHwZM41sM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Captain Planet, he&amp;#8217;s our hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/02/world/americas/toronto-mayor-takes-leave.html?_r=0&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Rob Ford, at it again and we&amp;#8217;re loving it&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Remember your AOL &lt;em&gt;screename&lt;/em&gt;? &lt;a href=&quot;http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/29/technology/security/aol-hack-spam/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;It&amp;#8217;s sending spam now&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Death and the quarter-life crisis&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#8217;s hot in LaLa landâ€¦&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else will we sleep at night?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-01-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;DownloadÂ the episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/FTRDgTFF4nE&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/9dcb3e54e05d0cd192379256e178bc8d/tumblr_inline_n52uvdrD101rlvp4p.jpg"/></p>

<p>Ben and Stan are BACK!? No wayâ€¦ Here&#8217;s what we have in store for you this time, gang:</p>
<ul><li>Mentally handicapped YouTube commenters</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAHwZM41sM" target="_blank">Captain Planet, he&#8217;s our hero</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/02/world/americas/toronto-mayor-takes-leave.html?_r=0" target="_blank">Rob Ford, at it again and we&#8217;re loving it</a></li>
<li>Remember your AOL <em>screename</em>? <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/29/technology/security/aol-hack-spam/" target="_blank">It&#8217;s sending spam now</a></li>
<li>Death and the quarter-life crisis</li>
<li>It&#8217;s hot in LaLa landâ€¦</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else will we sleep at night?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-05-01-E.mp3" target="_blank">DownloadÂ the episode!</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/FTRDgTFF4nE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Ben and Stan are BACK!? No wayâ€¦ Here’s what we have in store for you this time, gang: Mentally handicapped YouTube commenters Captain Planet, he’s our hero Rob Ford, at it again and we’re loving it Remember your AOL screename?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Ben and Stan are BACK!? No wayâ€¦ Here’s what we have in store for you this time, gang: Mentally handicapped YouTube commenters Captain Planet, he’s our hero Rob Ford, at it again and we’re loving it Remember your AOL screename? It’s sending spam now Death and the quarter-life crisis It’s hot in LaLa landâ€¦ Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com DownloadÂ the episode!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>
Check these out, kids!
Frikking neighborhood puppies!
Neil...</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/9BKrIvSv_Uw/82425579643</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115801/check-these-out-kidsfrikking-neighborhood-puppiesneil/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2014 19:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Spider-Car, Spider-Carâ€¦&quot; height=&quot;224&quot; src=&quot;http://storage.googleapis.com/bs-images/spider-car.png&quot; width=&quot;224&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check these out, kids!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Frikking neighborhood puppies!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Neil deGrasse Tyson to speak at some sorta pasta &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.omaha.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140402/GO/140409668/1707#.U0hwFa1dXdA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;conference&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ThinkÂ &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; invented the Dorito Taco? Youâ€™re probably &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/08/doritos-locos-taco-inventor_n_5071306.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;right&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mazda recalls crime-fighting &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.usatoday.com/story/driveon/2014/04/09/mazda-spiders/7494105/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Spider-Cars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Our economyâ€™s most lucrative sector, prom spending, &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/09/pf/prom-spending/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;tanks!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Fox Newsâ€™ climate accuracy up 4-fold, reaching highs ofÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2014/apr/08/fox-news-28-percent-accurate-climate-change&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;28%&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;According to Mississippi, your daughter is chocolate, dirty sexy &lt;a href=&quot;http://jezebel.com/mississippi-sex-ed-equates-sexually-active-girls-to-dir-1558136136&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;chocolate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And MOAR!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your devotion?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;</description>
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<p>Check these out, kids!</p>
<ul><li>Frikking neighborhood puppies!</li>
<li>Neil deGrasse Tyson to speak at some sorta pasta <a href="http://www.omaha.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140402/GO/140409668/1707#.U0hwFa1dXdA" target="_blank">conference</a></li>
<li>ThinkÂ <em>you</em> invented the Dorito Taco? Youâ€™re probably <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/08/doritos-locos-taco-inventor_n_5071306.html" target="_blank">right</a></li>
<li>Mazda recalls crime-fighting <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/driveon/2014/04/09/mazda-spiders/7494105/" target="_blank">Spider-Cars</a></li>
<li>Our economyâ€™s most lucrative sector, prom spending, <em><a href="http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/09/pf/prom-spending/" target="_blank">tanks!</a></em></li>
<li>Fox Newsâ€™ climate accuracy up 4-fold, reaching highs ofÂ <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2014/apr/08/fox-news-28-percent-accurate-climate-change" target="_blank">28%</a>!</li>
<li>According to Mississippi, your daughter is chocolate, dirty sexy <a href="http://jezebel.com/mississippi-sex-ed-equates-sexually-active-girls-to-dir-1558136136" target="_blank">chocolate</a></li>
<li>And MOAR!</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your devotion?</p>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Check these out, kids! Frikking neighborhood puppies! Neil deGrasse Tyson to speak at some sorta pasta conference ThinkÂ you invented the Dorito Taco? Youâ€™re probably right Mazda recalls crime-fighting Spider-Cars Our economyâ€™s most lu...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Check these out, kids! Frikking neighborhood puppies! Neil deGrasse Tyson to speak at some sorta pasta conference ThinkÂ you invented the Dorito Taco? Youâ€™re probably right Mazda recalls crime-fighting Spider-Cars Our economyâ€™s most lucrative sector, prom spending, tanks! Fox Newsâ€™ climate accuracy up 4-fold, reaching highs ofÂ 28%! According to Mississippi, your daughter is chocolate, dirty sexy chocolate And MOAR! Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your devotion? Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com This is a podcast post: click here to download the MP3 audio, or visit benandstan.com to listen online and subscribe on iTunes.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>
Check these out, gang:
Creepy craigslist cableâ€¦...</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/EO-9DLaqYno/81734755975</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115800/check-these-out-gangcreepy-craigslist-cable/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2014 22:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Puff Puff Pass, Mr. Obama&quot; height=&quot;220&quot; src=&quot;http://storage.googleapis.com/bs-images/puff-puff-pass.png&quot; width=&quot;224&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check these out, gang:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Creepy craigslist cableâ€¦ capitalists!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mediaite.com/online/vladimir-putin-is-now-single-enjoys-long-walks-on-ukrainian-beaches/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;World most eligible bachelor? Putin. Line up, ladiesâ€¦&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-26860982&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;This guy got so high, &lt;em&gt;he forgot how to come down&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRxpjEZveQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;George Carlin: swearing on the bible&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The US will elect a lizard for president but heâ€™ll have a nuclear family&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbsnews.com/news/starbucks-barista-accused-of-drawing-satanic-symbols-in-coffee-foam/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Starbucks barista delivers great service, hails satan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boston.com/business/news/2014/03/29/georgia-teen-goes-spending-spree-after-bank-error-put-his-account/vV0o7CuUmlUfxKoDmR6b3J/story.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Teen makes it rain after bank accidentally gives him 31k&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOmhl2li_8&amp;list=PLlVtYIJqqPd2_W6IN6mZTf_7SoiIYTzG2&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Latest hit from Trauma Romeo!&lt;/a&gt; (produced by Ben, no less)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your devotion?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<br /><br /><p><img alt="Puff Puff Pass, Mr. Obama" height="220" src="http://storage.googleapis.com/bs-images/puff-puff-pass.png" width="224"/></p>
<p>Check these out, gang:</p>
<ul><li>Creepy craigslist cableâ€¦ capitalists!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.mediaite.com/online/vladimir-putin-is-now-single-enjoys-long-walks-on-ukrainian-beaches/" target="_blank">World most eligible bachelor? Putin. Line up, ladiesâ€¦</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-26860982" target="_blank">This guy got so high, <em>he forgot how to come down</em></a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRxpjEZveQ" target="_blank">George Carlin: swearing on the bible</a></li>
<li>The US will elect a lizard for president but heâ€™ll have a nuclear family</li>
<li><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/news/starbucks-barista-accused-of-drawing-satanic-symbols-in-coffee-foam/" target="_blank">Starbucks barista delivers great service, hails satan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.boston.com/business/news/2014/03/29/georgia-teen-goes-spending-spree-after-bank-error-put-his-account/vV0o7CuUmlUfxKoDmR6b3J/story.html" target="_blank">Teen makes it rain after bank accidentally gives him 31k</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOmhl2li_8&list=PLlVtYIJqqPd2_W6IN6mZTf_7SoiIYTzG2" target="_blank">Latest hit from Trauma Romeo!</a> (produced by Ben, no less)</li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your devotion?</p>
<p>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Check these out, gang: Creepy craigslist cableâ€¦ capitalists! World most eligible bachelor? Putin. Line up, ladiesâ€¦ This guy got so high, he forgot how to come down George Carlin: swearing on the bible The US will elect a lizard for preside...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Check these out, gang: Creepy craigslist cableâ€¦ capitalists! World most eligible bachelor? Putin. Line up, ladiesâ€¦ This guy got so high, he forgot how to come down George Carlin: swearing on the bible The US will elect a lizard for president but heâ€™ll have a nuclear family Starbucks barista delivers great service, hails satan Teen makes it rain after bank accidentally gives him 31k Latest hit from Trauma Romeo! (produced by Ben, no less) Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your devotion? Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com This is a podcast post: click here to download the MP3 audio, or visit benandstan.com to listen online and subscribe in iTunes.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 11: Gavel-Off</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/1mWVDR479p4/81156415586</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115799/episode-11-gavel-off/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2014 02:19:15 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/87d1cbc147c2218ed010444c67154e72/tumblr_inline_n38k54rcm91rlvp4p.gif&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Back again, gang and boy do we have news for you! Check out &lt;a href=&quot;http://benandstan.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://benandstan.com&lt;/a&gt;! Ask us anything and we may answer it on air JUST FOR YOU!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/gwar-frontman-brockie-found-dead-virginia-home-23033142&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;GWAR Frontman Brockie Found Dead&lt;/a&gt; X-[&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/creation-museum-demands-e_b_5031550.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Creationists cry, &amp;#8220;boo-hoo, we wanna be on the light box, too!&amp;#8221;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://gawker.com/texas-town-pays-ted-nugent-16-000-not-to-play-fourth-o-1550504060&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Wish I had a penny for every time I &lt;em&gt;didn&amp;#8217;t&lt;/em&gt; show up, Ted Nugent got 1.6 million of them&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/24/judge-joe-brown-arrested_n_5023720.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Fake judge school&amp;#8217;d by real judge, it&amp;#8217;s a gavel-off&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/24/travel/wrong-airport-southwest/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Southwest pilot says &amp;#8220;fuck it, all y&amp;#8217;all airports look alikeâ€¦&amp;#8221;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnet.com/news/google-wearables-2-0-how-android-wear-breaks-from-google-glass/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Androidâ€¦Â &lt;em&gt;for your wrist!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://time.com/37842/facebook-oculus-rift/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Facebook manages to get even nerdier&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2014/03/26/feeling-antisocial-try-split-the-app-that-helps-you-avoid-people/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Avoid friends, family even more-so than usual with Split&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your devotion?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-26-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/1mWVDR479p4&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/87d1cbc147c2218ed010444c67154e72/tumblr_inline_n38k54rcm91rlvp4p.gif"/></p>

<p>Back again, gang and boy do we have news for you! Check out <a href="http://benandstan.com" target="_blank">http://benandstan.com</a>! Ask us anything and we may answer it on air JUST FOR YOU!</p>
<ul><li><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/gwar-frontman-brockie-found-dead-virginia-home-23033142" target="_blank">GWAR Frontman Brockie Found Dead</a> X-[</li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/creation-museum-demands-e_b_5031550.html" target="_blank">Creationists cry, &#8220;boo-hoo, we wanna be on the light box, too!&#8221;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gawker.com/texas-town-pays-ted-nugent-16-000-not-to-play-fourth-o-1550504060" target="_blank">Wish I had a penny for every time I <em>didn&#8217;t</em> show up, Ted Nugent got 1.6 million of them</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/24/judge-joe-brown-arrested_n_5023720.html" target="_blank">Fake judge school&#8217;d by real judge, it&#8217;s a gavel-off</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/24/travel/wrong-airport-southwest/" target="_blank">Southwest pilot says &#8220;fuck it, all y&#8217;all airports look alikeâ€¦&#8221;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cnet.com/news/google-wearables-2-0-how-android-wear-breaks-from-google-glass/" target="_blank">Androidâ€¦Â <em>for your wrist!</em></a></li>
<li><a href="http://time.com/37842/facebook-oculus-rift/" target="_blank">Facebook manages to get even nerdier</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2014/03/26/feeling-antisocial-try-split-the-app-that-helps-you-avoid-people/" target="_blank">Avoid friends, family even more-so than usual with Split</a></li>
</ul><p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your devotion?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />B&amp;S</p>
<p>Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-26-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/1mWVDR479p4" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Back again, gang and boy do we have news for you! Check out http://benandstan.com! Ask us anything and we may answer it on air JUST FOR YOU! GWAR Frontman Brockie Found Dead X-[ Creationists cry, “boo-hoo, we wanna be on the light box, too!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Back again, gang and boy do we have news for you! Check out http://benandstan.com! Ask us anything and we may answer it on air JUST FOR YOU! GWAR Frontman Brockie Found Dead X-[ Creationists cry, “boo-hoo, we wanna be on the light box, too!” Wish I had a penny for every time I didn’t show up, Ted Nugent got 1.6 million of them Fake judge school’d by real judge, it’s a gavel-off Southwest pilot says “fuck it, all y’all airports look alikeâ€¦” Androidâ€¦Â for your wrist! Facebook manages to get even nerdier Avoid friends, family even more-so than usual with Split Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your devotion? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 10: Cubicoon</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=94</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2086655/episode-10-cubicoon/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2014 23:51:20 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Let Me Google That For You [&lt;a href=&quot;http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ben+and+stan+show&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;President Obama Jealous Of Ellen&amp;#8217;s Twitter Selfie [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/gossip/la-et-mg-obama-ellen-degeneres-oscar-selfie-healthcare-20140320,0,3428152.story#axzz2weg86z17&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-57620609-75/ex-microsoft-staffer-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-win-8-trade-secrets/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/11/oregon-cat-that-trapped-family-to-get-therapy/?intcmp=obnetwork&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Facebook&amp;#8217;s New Giant Campus [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2584738/Now-THATS-open-plan-office-New-pictures-reveal-Facebooks-hacker-campus-house-10-000-workers-ONE-room.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Queen&amp;#8217;s Man Suing OkCupid For Getting Catfished [&lt;a href=&quot;http://pix11.com/2014/03/19/queens-man-suing-okcupid-says-he-was-catfished-and-robbed-of-70k/#axzz2wYJxxPQv&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This Woman Was Too Hot For PlanetFitness [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/local/gym-tells-woman-shes-intimidating-guests-toned-bod/nfGHz/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Into Incest? Verizon Wants You! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/03/20/verizon-defends-decision-to-offer-incest-and-child-themed-porn-on-video-on/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;WE PLAY A NEW GAME!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your devotion?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦</p>
<ul>
<li>Let Me Google That For You [<a href="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ben+and+stan+show">link</a>]</li>
<li>President Obama Jealous Of Ellen&#8217;s Twitter Selfie [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/gossip/la-et-mg-obama-ellen-degeneres-oscar-selfie-healthcare-20140320,0,3428152.story#axzz2weg86z17">link</a>]</li>
<li>Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [<a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-57620609-75/ex-microsoft-staffer-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-win-8-trade-secrets/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/11/oregon-cat-that-trapped-family-to-get-therapy/?intcmp=obnetwork">link</a>]</li>
<li>Facebook&#8217;s New Giant Campus [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2584738/Now-THATS-open-plan-office-New-pictures-reveal-Facebooks-hacker-campus-house-10-000-workers-ONE-room.html">link</a>]</li>
<li>Queen&#8217;s Man Suing OkCupid For Getting Catfished [<a href="http://pix11.com/2014/03/19/queens-man-suing-okcupid-says-he-was-catfished-and-robbed-of-70k/#axzz2wYJxxPQv">link</a>]</li>
<li>This Woman Was Too Hot For PlanetFitness [<a href="http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/local/gym-tells-woman-shes-intimidating-guests-toned-bod/nfGHz/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Into Incest? Verizon Wants You! [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/03/20/verizon-defends-decision-to-offer-incest-and-child-themed-porn-on-video-on/">link</a>]</li>
<li>WE PLAY A NEW GAME!</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your devotion?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>We're BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦    Let Me Google That For You [link]   President Obama Jealous Of Ellen's Twitter Selfie [link]   Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [link] </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦

	Let Me Google That For You [link]
	President Obama Jealous Of Ellen's Twitter Selfie [link]
	Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [link]
	Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [link]
	Facebook's New Giant Campus [link]
	Queen's Man Suing OkCupid For Getting Catfished [link]
	This Woman Was Too Hot For PlanetFitness [link]
	Into Incest? Verizon Wants You! [link]
	WE PLAY A NEW GAME!

Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your devotion?

</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 10: Cubicoon</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/iH9M36AiGyE/81131690602</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115798/episode-10-cubicoon/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2014 03:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Weâ€™re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Let Me Google That For You [&lt;a href=&quot;http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ben+and+stan+show&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;President Obama Jealous Of Ellenâ€™s Twitter Selfie [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/gossip/la-et-mg-obama-ellen-degeneres-oscar-selfie-healthcare-20140320,0,3428152.story#axzz2weg86z17&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-57620609-75/ex-microsoft-staffer-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-win-8-trade-secrets/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/11/oregon-cat-that-trapped-family-to-get-therapy/?intcmp=obnetwork&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Facebookâ€™s New Giant Campus [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2584738/Now-THATS-open-plan-office-New-pictures-reveal-Facebooks-hacker-campus-house-10-000-workers-ONE-room.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Queenâ€™s Man Suing OkCupid For Getting Catfished [&lt;a href=&quot;http://pix11.com/2014/03/19/queens-man-suing-okcupid-says-he-was-catfished-and-robbed-of-70k/#axzz2wYJxxPQv&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;This Woman Was Too Hot For PlanetFitness [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/local/gym-tells-woman-shes-intimidating-guests-toned-bod/nfGHz/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Into Incest? Verizon Wants You! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/03/20/verizon-defends-decision-to-offer-incest-and-child-themed-porn-on-video-on/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;WE PLAY A NEW GAME!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your devotion?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-20-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/iH9M36AiGyE&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weâ€™re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦</p>
<ul ><li >Let Me Google That For You [<a href="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ben+and+stan+show" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >President Obama Jealous Of Ellenâ€™s Twitter Selfie [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/gossip/la-et-mg-obama-ellen-degeneres-oscar-selfie-healthcare-20140320,0,3428152.story#axzz2weg86z17" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [<a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-10805_3-57620609-75/ex-microsoft-staffer-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-win-8-trade-secrets/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/11/oregon-cat-that-trapped-family-to-get-therapy/?intcmp=obnetwork" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Facebookâ€™s New Giant Campus [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2584738/Now-THATS-open-plan-office-New-pictures-reveal-Facebooks-hacker-campus-house-10-000-workers-ONE-room.html" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Queenâ€™s Man Suing OkCupid For Getting Catfished [<a href="http://pix11.com/2014/03/19/queens-man-suing-okcupid-says-he-was-catfished-and-robbed-of-70k/#axzz2wYJxxPQv" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >This Woman Was Too Hot For PlanetFitness [<a href="http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/local/gym-tells-woman-shes-intimidating-guests-toned-bod/nfGHz/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Into Incest? Verizon Wants You! [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/03/20/verizon-defends-decision-to-offer-incest-and-child-themed-porn-on-video-on/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >WE PLAY A NEW GAME!</li>
</ul><p >Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your devotion?</p>
<p >&lt;3,<br /> B&amp;S</p>
<p >Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /> Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-20-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/iH9M36AiGyE" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Weâ€™re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦ Let Me Google That For You [link] President Obama Jealous Of Ellenâ€™s Twitter Selfie [link] Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [link] Lux The Homicidal Cat ...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Weâ€™re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We areâ€¦ Let Me Google That For You [link] President Obama Jealous Of Ellenâ€™s Twitter Selfie [link] Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [link] Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [link] Facebookâ€™s New Giant Campus [link] Queenâ€™s Man Suing OkCupid For Getting Catfished [link] This Woman Was Too Hot For PlanetFitness [link] Into Incest? Verizon Wants You! [link] WE PLAY A NEW GAME! Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your devotion? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 9: Cat Lasers</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=88</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2075225/episode-9-cat-lasers/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2014 14:06:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Sorry we&amp;#8217;re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, here&amp;#8217;s this episode&amp;#8217;s line-up:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ben goes to Vegas, baby!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://gazette.com/video-house-cat-attacks-baby-traps-family-in-bedroom-police-called/article/1516224&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/fla-family-falls-ill-afte_n_4922728.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nuclear Fusionâ€¦ with Lasers! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/12/tech/innovation/energy-fusion/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Are we living in a simulation? &amp;#8220;Duh,&amp;#8221; claims one Mathematician (agent) [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/16/opinion/sunday/is-the-universe-a-simulation.html?_r=0&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Support the podcast by Pre-Ordering a Coin, the all-in-one credit, debit and rewards card [l&lt;a href=&quot;https://onlycoin.com/?referral=BPtaQqSU&quot;&gt;ink&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your love?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry we&#8217;re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, here&#8217;s this episode&#8217;s line-up:</p>
<ul>
<li>Ben goes to Vegas, baby!</li>
<li>A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [<a href="http://gazette.com/video-house-cat-attacks-baby-traps-family-in-bedroom-police-called/article/1516224">link</a>]</li>
<li>Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/fla-family-falls-ill-afte_n_4922728.html">link</a>]</li>
<li>Nuclear Fusionâ€¦ with Lasers! [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/12/tech/innovation/energy-fusion/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Are we living in a simulation? &#8220;Duh,&#8221; claims one Mathematician (agent) [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/16/opinion/sunday/is-the-universe-a-simulation.html?_r=0">link</a>]</li>
<li>Support the podcast by Pre-Ordering a Coin, the all-in-one credit, debit and rewards card [l<a href="https://onlycoin.com/?referral=BPtaQqSU">ink</a>]</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your love?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sorry we're late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, here's this episode's line-up:    Ben goes to Vegas, baby!   A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [link]   Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sorry we're late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, here's this episode's line-up:

	Ben goes to Vegas, baby!
	A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [link]
	Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [link]
	Nuclear Fusionâ€¦ with Lasers! [link]
	Are we living in a simulation? &quot;Duh,&quot; claims one Mathematician (agent) [link]
	Support the podcast by Pre-Ordering a Coin, the all-in-one credit, debit and rewards card [link]

Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your love?

</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 9: Cat Lasers</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/wzTEfDRSZ8w/81131540134</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115797/episode-9-cat-lasers/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2014 03:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p &gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/f932bacc00ccafb57c0b241465716735/tumblr_inline_n3864sQkb61rlvp4p.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p &gt;Sorry weâ€™re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, hereâ€™s this episodeâ€™s line-up:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Ben goes to Vegas, baby!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://gazette.com/video-house-cat-attacks-baby-traps-family-in-bedroom-police-called/article/1516224&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/fla-family-falls-ill-afte_n_4922728.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Nuclear Fusionâ€¦ with Lasers! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/12/tech/innovation/energy-fusion/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Are we living in a simulation? â€œDuh,â€ claims one Mathematician (agent) [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/16/opinion/sunday/is-the-universe-a-simulation.html?_r=0&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Support the podcast by Pre-Ordering a Coin, the all-in-one credit, debit and rewards card [l&lt;a href=&quot;https://onlycoin.com/?referral=BPtaQqSU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;ink&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain of your love?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-12-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/wzTEfDRSZ8w&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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<p >Sorry weâ€™re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, hereâ€™s this episodeâ€™s line-up:</p>
<ul ><li >Ben goes to Vegas, baby!</li>
<li >A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [<a href="http://gazette.com/video-house-cat-attacks-baby-traps-family-in-bedroom-police-called/article/1516224" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/fla-family-falls-ill-afte_n_4922728.html" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Nuclear Fusionâ€¦ with Lasers! [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/12/tech/innovation/energy-fusion/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Are we living in a simulation? â€œDuh,â€ claims one Mathematician (agent) [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/16/opinion/sunday/is-the-universe-a-simulation.html?_r=0" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Support the podcast by Pre-Ordering a Coin, the all-in-one credit, debit and rewards card [l<a href="https://onlycoin.com/?referral=BPtaQqSU" target="_blank">ink</a>]</li>
</ul><p >Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain of your love?</p>
<p >&lt;3,<br /> B&amp;S</p>
<p >Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /> Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-12-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/wzTEfDRSZ8w" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Sorry weâ€™re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, hereâ€™s this episodeâ€™s line-up: Ben goes to Vegas, baby! A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [link] Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Sorry weâ€™re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, hereâ€™s this episodeâ€™s line-up: Ben goes to Vegas, baby! A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [link] Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [link] Nuclear Fusionâ€¦ with Lasers! [link] Are we living in a simulation? â€œDuh,â€ claims one Mathematician (agent) [link] Support the podcast by Pre-Ordering a Coin, the all-in-one credit, debit and rewards card [link] Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please give us aÂ review onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain of your love? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 8: Iron Mensch</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=84</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2057036/episode-8-iron-mensch/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2014 03:39:48 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;This week, we&amp;#8217;ve got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazingj.com/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/breatharian-barbie-valeria-lukyanova_n_4873706.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/02/obama-iron-man-suit/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/01/kentucky-noahs-ark-ken-ham_n_4876282.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Israel Running Low on Troops, Sends in Rabbis [&lt;a href=&quot;http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBREA210I820140302?irpc=932&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;UK Caught Spying on Sexy Yahoo! Webcam Sessions [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2014/02/27/uk-us-spies-hacked-webcams-millions-yahoo-users/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A Coroner Pronounced Him Dead, But He Wasâ€¦ &lt;em&gt;Dead Wrong&lt;/em&gt;Â [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/walter-williams-body-bag_n_4874394.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be sure that you love us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, we&#8217;ve got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment:</p>
<ul>
<li>Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [<a href="http://www.amazingj.com/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/breatharian-barbie-valeria-lukyanova_n_4873706.html">link</a>]</li>
<li>Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/02/obama-iron-man-suit/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/01/kentucky-noahs-ark-ken-ham_n_4876282.html">link</a>]</li>
<li>Israel Running Low on Troops, Sends in Rabbis [<a href="http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBREA210I820140302?irpc=932">link</a>]</li>
<li>UK Caught Spying on Sexy Yahoo! Webcam Sessions [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2014/02/27/uk-us-spies-hacked-webcams-millions-yahoo-users/">link</a>]</li>
<li>A Coroner Pronounced Him Dead, But He Wasâ€¦ <em>Dead Wrong</em>Â [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/walter-williams-body-bag_n_4874394.html">link</a>]</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a>, how else can we be sure that you love us?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week, we've got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment:    Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [link]   Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [link]   Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [link] </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week, we've got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment:

	Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [link]
	Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [link]
	Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [link]
	Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [link]
	Israel Running Low on Troops, Sends in Rabbis [link]
	UK Caught Spying on Sexy Yahoo! Webcam Sessions [link]
	A Coroner Pronounced Him Dead, But He Wasâ€¦ Dead WrongÂ [link]

Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else can we be sure that you love us?

</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 8: Iron Mensch</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/TGECWcBk6dY/81131349026</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115796/episode-8-iron-mensch/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2014 03:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p &gt;This week, weâ€™ve got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazingj.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/breatharian-barbie-valeria-lukyanova_n_4873706.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/02/obama-iron-man-suit/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/01/kentucky-noahs-ark-ken-ham_n_4876282.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Israel Running Low on Troops, Sends in Rabbis [&lt;a href=&quot;http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBREA210I820140302?irpc=932&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;UK Caught Spying on Sexy Yahoo! Webcam Sessions [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2014/02/27/uk-us-spies-hacked-webcams-millions-yahoo-users/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;A Coroner Pronounced Him Dead, But He Wasâ€¦ &lt;em&gt;Dead Wrong&lt;/em&gt;Â [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/walter-williams-body-bag_n_4874394.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be sure that you love us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-01-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/TGECWcBk6dY&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p >This week, weâ€™ve got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment:</p>
<ul ><li >Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [<a href="http://www.amazingj.com/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/breatharian-barbie-valeria-lukyanova_n_4873706.html" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/02/obama-iron-man-suit/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/01/kentucky-noahs-ark-ken-ham_n_4876282.html" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Israel Running Low on Troops, Sends in Rabbis [<a href="http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBREA210I820140302?irpc=932" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >UK Caught Spying on Sexy Yahoo! Webcam Sessions [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2014/02/27/uk-us-spies-hacked-webcams-millions-yahoo-users/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >A Coroner Pronounced Him Dead, But He Wasâ€¦ <em>Dead Wrong</em>Â [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/28/walter-williams-body-bag_n_4874394.html" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
</ul><p >Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be sure that you love us?</p>
<p >&lt;3,<br /> B&amp;S</p>
<p >Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /> Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-03-01-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/TGECWcBk6dY" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week, weâ€™ve got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment: Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [link] Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [link] Is America Building an Actual Iron Man?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week, weâ€™ve got a few over-sharesâ€¦ Get ready to revel in our embarrassment: Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [link] Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [link] Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [link] Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [link] Israel Running Low on Troops, Sends in Rabbis [link] UK Caught Spying on Sexy Yahoo! Webcam Sessions [link] A Coroner Pronounced Him Dead, But He Wasâ€¦ Dead WrongÂ [link] Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else can we be sure that you love us? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 7: Jerk-Off-To-Me-Business</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=74</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2044354/episode-7-jerk-off-to-me-business/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Feb 2014 14:23:25 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Tinder Neeeeeews
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Gets Hacked [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/20/tinder-app-dating-data-location-sharing&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Tinder for personalities [&lt;a href=&quot;http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/31/twine-canvas-is-like-tinder-but-based-on-personality-not-sex-appeal/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Spambots [&lt;a href=&quot;http://mashable.com/2013/07/12/tinder-scam/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [&lt;a &gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/19/technology/social/facebook-whatsapp/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp [&lt;a href=&quot;http://thingsthatarecheaperthanwhatsapp.tumblr.com/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Facebook Shot Down Co-Founder For Job in 2009 [&lt;a href=&quot;http://guardianlv.com/2014/02/facebook-made-costly-mistake-turning-down-whatsapp-co-founder-for-job/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Another Co-Founder Signs Sale Papers at his Welfare Office [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2014/02/19/exclusive-inside-story-how-jan-koum-built-whatsapp-into-facebooks-new-19-billion-baby/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Order Taco Bell On Your TACO PHONE [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/02/14/taco-bell-smartphone-orders/5490457/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;NEW GAME:Â &lt;em&gt;Sold In 60 Seconds&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain that you love us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies.</p>
<ul>
<li>Tinder Neeeeeews
<ul>
<li>Gets Hacked [<a href="http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/20/tinder-app-dating-data-location-sharing">link</a>]</li>
<li>Tinder for personalities [<a href="http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/31/twine-canvas-is-like-tinder-but-based-on-personality-not-sex-appeal/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Spambots [<a href="http://mashable.com/2013/07/12/tinder-scam/">link</a>]</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [<a >link</a>]</li>
<li>WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [<a href="http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/19/technology/social/facebook-whatsapp/">link</a>]
<ul>
<li>Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp [<a href="http://thingsthatarecheaperthanwhatsapp.tumblr.com/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Facebook Shot Down Co-Founder For Job in 2009 [<a href="http://guardianlv.com/2014/02/facebook-made-costly-mistake-turning-down-whatsapp-co-founder-for-job/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Another Co-Founder Signs Sale Papers at his Welfare Office [<a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2014/02/19/exclusive-inside-story-how-jan-koum-built-whatsapp-into-facebooks-new-19-billion-baby/">link</a>]</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Order Taco Bell On Your TACO PHONE [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/02/14/taco-bell-smartphone-orders/5490457/">link</a>]</li>
<li>NEW GAME:Â <em>Sold In 60 Seconds</em></li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain that you love us?</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies.    Tinder Neeeeeews    Gets Hacked [link]   Tinder for personalities [link]   Spambots [link]     Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [link] </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies.

	Tinder Neeeeeews

	Gets Hacked [link]
	Tinder for personalities [link]
	Spambots [link]


	Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [link]
	WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [link]

	Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp [link]
	Facebook Shot Down Co-Founder For Job in 2009 [link]
	Another Co-Founder Signs Sale Papers at his Welfare Office [link]


	Order Taco Bell On Your TACO PHONE [link]
	NEW GAME:Â Sold In 60 Seconds

Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain that you love us?

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      <title>Episode 7: Jerk-Off-To-Me-Business</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/MDjQeFe1LKc/81131180491</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115795/episode-7-jerk-off-to-me-business/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Feb 2014 03:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p &gt;This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Tinder Neeeeeews&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Gets Hacked [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/20/tinder-app-dating-data-location-sharing&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Tinder for personalities [&lt;a href=&quot;http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/31/twine-canvas-is-like-tinder-but-based-on-personality-not-sex-appeal/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Spambots [&lt;a href=&quot;http://mashable.com/2013/07/12/tinder-scam/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;li &gt;Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [&lt;a href=&quot;https://sites.google.com/site/glasscomms/glass-explorers&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/19/technology/social/facebook-whatsapp/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp [&lt;a href=&quot;http://thingsthatarecheaperthanwhatsapp.tumblr.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Facebook Shot Down Co-Founder For Job in 2009 [&lt;a href=&quot;http://guardianlv.com/2014/02/facebook-made-costly-mistake-turning-down-whatsapp-co-founder-for-job/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Another Co-Founder Signs Sale Papers at his Welfare Office [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2014/02/19/exclusive-inside-story-how-jan-koum-built-whatsapp-into-facebooks-new-19-billion-baby/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;li &gt;Order Taco Bell On Your TACO PHONE [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/02/14/taco-bell-smartphone-orders/5490457/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;NEW GAME:Â &lt;em&gt;Sold In 60 Seconds&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be certain that you love us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-02-22-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/MDjQeFe1LKc&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p >This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies.</p>
<ul ><li >Tinder Neeeeeews</li>
<ul ><li >Gets Hacked [<a href="http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/20/tinder-app-dating-data-location-sharing" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Tinder for personalities [<a href="http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/31/twine-canvas-is-like-tinder-but-based-on-personality-not-sex-appeal/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Spambots [<a href="http://mashable.com/2013/07/12/tinder-scam/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
</ul><li >Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [<a href="https://sites.google.com/site/glasscomms/glass-explorers" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [<a href="http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/19/technology/social/facebook-whatsapp/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<ul ><li >Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp [<a href="http://thingsthatarecheaperthanwhatsapp.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Facebook Shot Down Co-Founder For Job in 2009 [<a href="http://guardianlv.com/2014/02/facebook-made-costly-mistake-turning-down-whatsapp-co-founder-for-job/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Another Co-Founder Signs Sale Papers at his Welfare Office [<a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2014/02/19/exclusive-inside-story-how-jan-koum-built-whatsapp-into-facebooks-new-19-billion-baby/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
</ul><li >Order Taco Bell On Your TACO PHONE [<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/02/14/taco-bell-smartphone-orders/5490457/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >NEW GAME:Â <em>Sold In 60 Seconds</em></li>
</ul><p >Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be certain that you love us?</p>
<p >&lt;3,<br /> B&amp;S</p>
<p >Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /> Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-02-22-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/MDjQeFe1LKc" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies. Tinder Neeeeeews Gets Hacked [link] Tinder for personalities [link] Spambots [link] Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [link] WhatsApp bought by Facebook ...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies. Tinder Neeeeeews Gets Hacked [link] Tinder for personalities [link] Spambots [link] Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [link] WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [link] Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp [link] Facebook Shot Down Co-Founder For Job in 2009 [link] Another Co-Founder Signs Sale Papers at his Welfare Office [link] Order Taco Bell On Your TACO PHONE [link] NEW GAME:Â Sold In 60 Seconds Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else can we be certain that you love us? &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 6: Flower Holocaust</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=68</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2007892/episode-6-flower-holocaust/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Feb 2014 01:44:45 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stan&amp;#8217;s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ We&amp;#8217;ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasure &lt;img src=&quot;http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif&quot; alt=&quot;;-)&quot;  /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Valentine&amp;#8217;s eve at Morton&amp;#8217;s [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mortons.com/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;FlappyBird gets pulled down! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/09/flappy-bird-remove-from-app-store/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;McGruff the crime dogâ€¦ ARRESTED? [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ibtimes.com/mcgruff-crime-dog-sentenced-john-r-morales-actor-who-portrayed-anti-crime-character-pleads-guilty&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Another round of Urban D Spelling B [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.urbandictionary.com/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mark Zuckerberg gives to charity [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_25107266/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-wife-donor-charity-givers&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Facebook pays for clicksâ€¦? [&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfHeWTKjag&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Stan&amp;#8217;s new job teaching Android! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://bloc.io&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be sure that you love us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;#8212;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stan&#8217;s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ We&#8217;ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasure <img src="http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";-)"  /> </p>
<ul>
<li>Valentine&#8217;s eve at Morton&#8217;s [<a href="http://www.mortons.com/">link</a>]</li>
<li>FlappyBird gets pulled down! [<a href="http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/09/flappy-bird-remove-from-app-store/">link</a>]</li>
<li>McGruff the crime dogâ€¦ ARRESTED? [<a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/mcgruff-crime-dog-sentenced-john-r-morales-actor-who-portrayed-anti-crime-character-pleads-guilty">link</a>]</li>
<li>Another round of Urban D Spelling B [<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Mark Zuckerberg gives to charity [<a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_25107266/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-wife-donor-charity-givers">link</a>]</li>
<li>Facebook pays for clicksâ€¦? [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfHeWTKjag">link</a>]</li>
<li>Stan&#8217;s new job teaching Android! [<a href="http://bloc.io">link</a>]</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a>, how else can we be sure that you love us?</p>
<p>&gt;&#8212;&gt; &lt;3,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:duration>1:10:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stan's V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ We've improved the audio quality for your listening pleasure ;-)    Valentine's eve at Morton's [link] </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stan's V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ We've improved the audio quality for your listening pleasure ;-)

	Valentine's eve at Morton's [link]
	FlappyBird gets pulled down! [link]
	McGruff the crime dogâ€¦ ARRESTED? [link]
	Another round of Urban D Spelling B [link]
	Mark Zuckerberg gives to charity [link]
	Facebook pays for clicksâ€¦? [link]
	Stan's new job teaching Android! [link]

Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else can we be sure that you love us?

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      <title>Episode 6: Flower Holocaust</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/1U6YXA6jOGs/81131002631</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115794/episode-6-flower-holocaust/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Feb 2014 03:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p &gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/a125058a248ae310e105a67ebd0eea01/tumblr_inline_n385tocwGa1rlvp4p.png&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p &gt;Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stanâ€™s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ Weâ€™ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasureÂ &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Valentineâ€™s eve at Mortonâ€™s [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mortons.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;FlappyBird gets pulled down! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/09/flappy-bird-remove-from-app-store/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;McGruff the crime dogâ€¦ ARRESTED? [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ibtimes.com/mcgruff-crime-dog-sentenced-john-r-morales-actor-who-portrayed-anti-crime-character-pleads-guilty&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Another round of Urban D Spelling B [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.urbandictionary.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Mark Zuckerberg gives to charity [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_25107266/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-wife-donor-charity-givers&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Facebook pays for clicksâ€¦? [&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfHeWTKjag&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Stanâ€™s new job teaching Android! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://bloc.io/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;, how else can we be sure that you love us?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&amp;gt;â€”&amp;gt; &amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p &gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-02-15-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/1U6YXA6jOGs&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p ><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/a125058a248ae310e105a67ebd0eea01/tumblr_inline_n385tocwGa1rlvp4p.png"/></p>

<p >Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stanâ€™s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ Weâ€™ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasureÂ </p>
<ul ><li >Valentineâ€™s eve at Mortonâ€™s [<a href="http://www.mortons.com/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >FlappyBird gets pulled down! [<a href="http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/09/flappy-bird-remove-from-app-store/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >McGruff the crime dogâ€¦ ARRESTED? [<a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/mcgruff-crime-dog-sentenced-john-r-morales-actor-who-portrayed-anti-crime-character-pleads-guilty" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Another round of Urban D Spelling B [<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Mark Zuckerberg gives to charity [<a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_25107266/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-wife-donor-charity-givers" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Facebook pays for clicksâ€¦? [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfHeWTKjag" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Stanâ€™s new job teaching Android! [<a href="http://bloc.io/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
</ul><p >Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, how else can we be sure that you love us?</p>
<p >&gt;â€”&gt; &lt;3,<br /> B&amp;S</p>

<p >Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /> Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â <a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p > </p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/storage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts/BSBAS-2014-02-15-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/1U6YXA6jOGs" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and StanÃ¢â¬â¢s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSÃ¢â¬Â¦ WeÃ¢â¬â¢ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasureÃÂ  ValentineÃ¢â¬â¢s eve at MortonÃ¢â¬â...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stanâ€™s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMSâ€¦ Weâ€™ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasureÂ  Valentineâ€™s eve at Mortonâ€™s [link] FlappyBird gets pulled down! [link] McGruff the crime dogâ€¦ ARRESTED? [link] Another round of Urban D Spelling B [link] Mark Zuckerberg gives to charity [link] Facebook pays for clicksâ€¦? [link] Stanâ€™s new job teaching Android! [link] Thanks for listening again, lovers. Please review us onÂ iTunes, how else can we be sure that you love us? &gt;â€”&gt; &lt;3, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)Â http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)Â http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 5: Creationist Edition</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=63</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2001758/episode-5-creationist-edition/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2014 01:00:41 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Creationist &amp;#8220;Debate&amp;#8221; [&lt;a href=&quot;http://debatelive.org/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC8gjcTqfjQ&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [&lt;a href=&quot;http://nesn.com/2014/02/sochi-olympic-housing-problems-include-bad-water-tacky-decor-photos/&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Get Lucky with some Russian Cops [&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;amp;rct=j&amp;amp;q=&amp;amp;esrc=s&amp;amp;source=video&amp;amp;cd=1&amp;amp;ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&amp;amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodreporter.com%2Fnews%2Fsochi-russian-cops-get-lucky-678447&amp;amp;ei=4274UoCGA8ftoAS2qYLYBg&amp;amp;usg=AFQjCNGeaAzTYRyfoHJ23gM6H8WmQps0bw&amp;amp;sig2=oBTOoOTMoAF_yvB8EVZfKw&amp;amp;bvm=bv.60983673,d.cGU&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Drunk Koreans! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551059/South-Koreans-drink-TWICE-Russians-five-times-Brits.html&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening again, kiddies! Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;Â becauseÂ otherwise we&amp;#8217;ll fade away into the abyss!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally:</p>
<ul>
<li>Creationist &#8220;Debate&#8221; [<a href="http://debatelive.org/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC8gjcTqfjQ">link</a>]</li>
<li>Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [<a href="http://nesn.com/2014/02/sochi-olympic-housing-problems-include-bad-water-tacky-decor-photos/">link</a>]</li>
<li>Get Lucky with some Russian Cops [<a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=video&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodreporter.com%2Fnews%2Fsochi-russian-cops-get-lucky-678447&amp;ei=4274UoCGA8ftoAS2qYLYBg&amp;usg=AFQjCNGeaAzTYRyfoHJ23gM6H8WmQps0bw&amp;sig2=oBTOoOTMoAF_yvB8EVZfKw&amp;bvm=bv.60983673,d.cGU">link</a>]</li>
<li>Drunk Koreans! [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551059/South-Koreans-drink-TWICE-Russians-five-times-Brits.html">link</a>]</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for listening again, kiddies! Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a>Â becauseÂ otherwise we&#8217;ll fade away into the abyss!</p>
<p>&lt;3,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally:    Creationist &quot;Debate&quot; [link]   Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [link] </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally:

	Creationist &quot;Debate&quot; [link]
	Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [link]
	Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [link]
	Get Lucky with some Russian Cops [link]
	Drunk Koreans! [link]

Thanks for listening again, kiddies! Please review us onÂ iTunesÂ becauseÂ otherwise we'll fade away into the abyss!

</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 5: Creationist Edition</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/vOfXUgqW1r0/81130657332</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115793/episode-5-creationist-edition/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2014 03:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p &gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/576ae107f2b55ab36531f74d51c0d556/tumblr_inline_n385n72tju1rlvp4p.png&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p &gt;On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Creationist â€œDebateâ€ [&lt;a href=&quot;http://debatelive.org/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC8gjcTqfjQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [&lt;a href=&quot;http://nesn.com/2014/02/sochi-olympic-housing-problems-include-bad-water-tacky-decor-photos/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Get Lucky with some Russian Cops [&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;amp;rct=j&amp;amp;q=&amp;amp;esrc=s&amp;amp;source=video&amp;amp;cd=1&amp;amp;ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&amp;amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodreporter.com%2Fnews%2Fsochi-russian-cops-get-lucky-678447&amp;amp;ei=4274UoCGA8ftoAS2qYLYBg&amp;amp;usg=AFQjCNGeaAzTYRyfoHJ23gM6H8WmQps0bw&amp;amp;sig2=oBTOoOTMoAF_yvB8EVZfKw&amp;amp;bvm=bv.60983673,d.cGU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Drunk Koreans! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551059/South-Koreans-drink-TWICE-Russians-five-times-Brits.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for listening again, kiddies! Please review us onÂ &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;Â becauseÂ otherwise weâ€™ll fade away into the abyss!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&amp;lt;3,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/commondatastorage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts%2FBSBAS-2014-02-08-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/vOfXUgqW1r0&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p ><img src="https://31.media.tumblr.com/576ae107f2b55ab36531f74d51c0d556/tumblr_inline_n385n72tju1rlvp4p.png"/></p>

<p >On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally:</p>
<ul ><li >Creationist â€œDebateâ€ [<a href="http://debatelive.org/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC8gjcTqfjQ" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [<a href="http://nesn.com/2014/02/sochi-olympic-housing-problems-include-bad-water-tacky-decor-photos/" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Get Lucky with some Russian Cops [<a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=video&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodreporter.com%2Fnews%2Fsochi-russian-cops-get-lucky-678447&amp;ei=4274UoCGA8ftoAS2qYLYBg&amp;usg=AFQjCNGeaAzTYRyfoHJ23gM6H8WmQps0bw&amp;sig2=oBTOoOTMoAF_yvB8EVZfKw&amp;bvm=bv.60983673,d.cGU" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Drunk Koreans! [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2551059/South-Koreans-drink-TWICE-Russians-five-times-Brits.html" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
</ul><p >Thanks for listening again, kiddies! Please review us onÂ <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a>Â becauseÂ otherwise weâ€™ll fade away into the abyss!</p>
<p >&lt;3,<br /> B&amp;S</p>
<p ><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic" target="_blank">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br /><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi" target="_blank">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br /><a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/commondatastorage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts%2FBSBAS-2014-02-08-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/vOfXUgqW1r0" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally: Creationist â€œDebateâ€ [link] Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [link] Shitty Soc...</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> On this FABULOUS episode of B&amp;S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective wayâ€¦ Totally: Creationist â€œDebateâ€ [link] Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [link] Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [link] Get Lucky with some Russian Cops [link] Drunk Koreans! [link] Thanks for listening again, kiddies! Please review us onÂ iTunesÂ becauseÂ otherwise weâ€™ll fade away into the abyss! &lt;3, B&amp;S @benweissmusicÂ (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com @sisediÂ (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 4: Corey Montooth</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=46</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/1991972/episode-4-corey-montooth/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Feb 2014 02:32:34 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;On this week&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8216;cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Taylor Swift&amp;#8217;s exorcism [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/X7uXoW&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kacey Musgraves is Stan&amp;#8217;s heroine [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/cgJKzZ&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#8217;s spelled Corey Monteith [&lt;a href=&quot;http://nydn.us/1d4OPcp&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Home made CDs! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/7G0txK&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Expensive nerd fights [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/I4LgmM&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We&amp;#8217;re Twitter whores [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/zb0zCj&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Russians are drunk and dying [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/bKXVJV&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Georgey Â Z is going to get his ass kicked [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/ohbDjm&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Much more, obviâ€¦&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for tuning in, kiddies! It&amp;#8217;d be suuuper great if you reviewed us on &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt; because remember we &amp;lt;3 u,&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt;Â (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisediÂ &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this week&#8217;s &#8216;cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness:</p>
<ul>
<li>Taylor Swift&#8217;s exorcism [<a href="http://goo.gl/X7uXoW">link</a>]</li>
<li>Kacey Musgraves is Stan&#8217;s heroine [<a href="http://goo.gl/cgJKzZ">link</a>]</li>
<li>It&#8217;s spelled Corey Monteith [<a href="http://nydn.us/1d4OPcp">link</a>]</li>
<li>Home made CDs! [<a href="http://goo.gl/7G0txK">link</a>]</li>
<li>Expensive nerd fights [<a href="http://goo.gl/I4LgmM">link</a>]</li>
<li>We&#8217;re Twitter whores [<a href="http://goo.gl/zb0zCj">link</a>]</li>
<li>Russians are drunk and dying [<a href="http://goo.gl/bKXVJV">link</a>]</li>
<li>Georgey Â Z is going to get his ass kicked [<a href="http://goo.gl/ohbDjm">link</a>]</li>
<li>Much more, obviâ€¦</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks for tuning in, kiddies! It&#8217;d be suuuper great if you reviewed us on <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp">iTunes</a> because remember we &lt;3 u,<br />
B&amp;S</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a>Â (Musician, Producer)<br />
<a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisediÂ </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:duration>1:01:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week's 'cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness:    Taylor Swift's exorcism [link]   Kacey Musgraves is Stan's heroine [link]   It's spelled Corey Monteith [link]   Home made CDs! [link]   Expensive nerd fights [link] </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On this week's 'cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness:

	Taylor Swift's exorcism [link]
	Kacey Musgraves is Stan's heroine [link]
	It's spelled Corey Monteith [link]
	Home made CDs! [link]
	Expensive nerd fights [link]
	We're Twitter whores [link]
	Russians are drunk and dying [link]
	Georgey Â Z is going to get his ass kicked [link]
	Much more, obviâ€¦

Thanks for tuning in, kiddies! It'd be suuuper great if you reviewed us on iTunes because remember we </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 4: Corey Montooth</title>
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~3/hpUmbg7SfHI/81130118362</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/2115792/episode-4-corey-montooth/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2014 03:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p &gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://31.media.tumblr.com/45cf95ec9441efb0cc9c1d271e26ef3c/tumblr_inline_n385grvWJZ1rlvp4p.png&quot;/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p &gt;On this weekâ€™s â€˜cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul &gt;&lt;li &gt;Taylor Swiftâ€™s exorcism [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/X7uXoW&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Kacey Musgraves is Stanâ€™s heroine [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/cgJKzZ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Itâ€™s spelled Corey Monteith [&lt;a href=&quot;http://nydn.us/1d4OPcp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Home made CDs! [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/7G0txK&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Expensive nerd fights [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/I4LgmM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Weâ€™re Twitter whores [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/zb0zCj&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Russians are drunk and dying [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/bKXVJV&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Georgey Z is going to get his ass kicked [&lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/ohbDjm&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li &gt;Much more, obviâ€¦&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p &gt;Thanks for tuning in, kiddies! Itâ€™d be suuuper great if you reviewed us on &lt;a href=&quot;http://goo.gl/xBu7rp&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt; because remember we &amp;lt;3 u,&lt;br /&gt; B&amp;amp;S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/commondatastorage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts%2FBSBAS-2014-01-31-E.mp3&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/hpUmbg7SfHI&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot;/&gt;</description>
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<p >On this weekâ€™s â€˜cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness:</p>
<ul ><li >Taylor Swiftâ€™s exorcism [<a href="http://goo.gl/X7uXoW" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Kacey Musgraves is Stanâ€™s heroine [<a href="http://goo.gl/cgJKzZ" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Itâ€™s spelled Corey Monteith [<a href="http://nydn.us/1d4OPcp" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Home made CDs! [<a href="http://goo.gl/7G0txK" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Expensive nerd fights [<a href="http://goo.gl/I4LgmM" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Weâ€™re Twitter whores [<a href="http://goo.gl/zb0zCj" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Russians are drunk and dying [<a href="http://goo.gl/bKXVJV" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Georgey Z is going to get his ass kicked [<a href="http://goo.gl/ohbDjm" target="_blank">link</a>]</li>
<li >Much more, obviâ€¦</li>
</ul><p >Thanks for tuning in, kiddies! Itâ€™d be suuuper great if you reviewed us on <a href="http://goo.gl/xBu7rp" target="_blank">iTunes</a> because remember we &lt;3 u,<br /> B&amp;S</p>
<p >Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer)<br /><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a></a><br /> Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br /><a href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://stanidesis.com" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></a></p>
<p ><a href="http://media.blubrry.com/benandstan/p/commondatastorage.googleapis.com/bs-podcasts%2FBSBAS-2014-01-31-E.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheBenAndStanShow/~4/hpUmbg7SfHI" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle> On this weekâ€™s â€˜cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness: Taylor Swiftâ€™s exorcism [link] Kacey Musgraves is Stanâ€™s heroine [link] Itâ€™s spelled Corey Monteith [link] Home made CDs!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary> On this weekâ€™s â€˜cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness: Taylor Swiftâ€™s exorcism [link] Kacey Musgraves is Stanâ€™s heroine [link] Itâ€™s spelled Corey Monteith [link] Home made CDs! [link] Expensive nerd fights [link] Weâ€™re Twitter whores [link] Russians are drunk and dying [link] Georgey Z is going to get his ass kicked [link] Much more, obviâ€¦ Thanks for tuning in, kiddies! Itâ€™d be suuuper great if you reviewed us on iTunes because remember we &lt;3 u, B&amp;S Ben Weiss (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com Download</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 3: Occupy Twitter</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=32</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/1983723/episode-3-occupy-twitter/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2014 02:33:09 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Yes yes and hell yes. Y&amp;#8217;all are listening andÂ providing excellent feedback, we appreciate YOU.&lt;br /&gt;
B&amp;amp;S are back this week for even more kick-assagery:&lt;br /&gt;
- Weed, weed and more weed&lt;br /&gt;
- Advertising on Twitter #spamming&lt;br /&gt;
- New game: &amp;#8216;The Urban D Spelling B&amp;#8217;!&lt;br /&gt;
- Our (terrible) Oscar picks!&lt;br /&gt;
And as per the FDA requirement: much more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please share our awesomeness and thank you for listeningÂ you fabulous human specimen,&lt;br /&gt;
Ben and Stan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/benweissmusic&quot;&gt;@benweissmusic&lt;/a&gt; (Musician, Producer) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/sisedi&quot;&gt;@sisedi &lt;/a&gt;(Writer, Improviser, Coder)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes yes and hell yes. Y&#8217;all are listening andÂ providing excellent feedback, we appreciate YOU.<br />
B&amp;S are back this week for even more kick-assagery:<br />
- Weed, weed and more weed<br />
- Advertising on Twitter #spamming<br />
- New game: &#8216;The Urban D Spelling B&#8217;!<br />
- Our (terrible) Oscar picks!<br />
And as per the FDA requirement: much more!</p>
<p>Please share our awesomeness and thank you for listeningÂ you fabulous human specimen,<br />
Ben and Stan</p>
<p><a href="https://twitter.com/benweissmusic">@benweissmusic</a> (Musician, Producer) <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
<a href="https://twitter.com/sisedi">@sisedi </a>(Writer, Improviser, Coder)<br />
<a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yes yes and hell yes. Y'all are listening andÂ providing excellent feedback, we appreciate YOU. B&amp;S are back this week for even more kick-assagery: - Weed, weed and more weed - Advertising on Twitter #spamming - New game: 'The Urban D Spelling B'! </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Yes yes and hell yes. Y'all are listening andÂ providing excellent feedback, we appreciate YOU.
B&amp;S are back this week for even more kick-assagery:
- Weed, weed and more weed
- Advertising on Twitter #spamming
- New game: 'The Urban D Spelling B'!
- Our (terrible) Oscar picks!
And as per the FDA requirement: much more!

Please share our awesomeness and thank you for listeningÂ you fabulous human specimen,
Ben and Stan

@benweissmusic (Musician, Producer) http://www.benweissmusic.com
@sisedi (Writer, Improviser, Coder)
http://stanidesis.com</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 2: Hairless Gummy Bears</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=22</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/1981834/episode-2-hairless-gummy-bears/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2014 22:57:29 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hey gang, back for more? Color usÂ &lt;em&gt;unsurprised&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On today&amp;#8217;s episode we&amp;#8217;ll answer all of these burning questions:&lt;br /&gt;
- Want a 3D print of your fetus?&lt;br /&gt;
- Should post-birth abortions be legalized?&lt;br /&gt;
- Are Indian people&amp;#8217;s hands big enough for 9&amp;#8243; phones?&lt;br /&gt;
- When should your children start swearing?&lt;br /&gt;
- Should you eat Haribo&amp;#8217;s sugarless gummy bears?&lt;br /&gt;
And as usual, way more than this list can handle!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please share us if you LOVE us (or if you just like us &amp;lt;/3).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening you gorgeous creature,&lt;br /&gt;
Ben and Stan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey gang, back for more? Color usÂ <em>unsurprised</em><em>.</em></p>
<p>On today&#8217;s episode we&#8217;ll answer all of these burning questions:<br />
- Want a 3D print of your fetus?<br />
- Should post-birth abortions be legalized?<br />
- Are Indian people&#8217;s hands big enough for 9&#8243; phones?<br />
- When should your children start swearing?<br />
- Should you eat Haribo&#8217;s sugarless gummy bears?<br />
And as usual, way more than this list can handle!</p>
<p>Please share us if you LOVE us (or if you just like us &lt;/3).</p>
<p>Thanks for listening you gorgeous creature,<br />
Ben and Stan</p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Musician, Producer) <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) <a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey gang, back for more? Color usÂ unsurprised.  On today's episode we'll answer all of these burning questions: - Want a 3D print of your fetus? - Should post-birth abortions be legalized? - Are Indian people's hands big enough for 9&quot; phones? </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey gang, back for more? Color usÂ unsurprised.

On today's episode we'll answer all of these burning questions:
- Want a 3D print of your fetus?
- Should post-birth abortions be legalized?
- Are Indian people's hands big enough for 9&quot; phones?
- When should your children start swearing?
- Should you eat Haribo's sugarless gummy bears?
And as usual, way more than this list can handle!

Please share us if you LOVE us (or if you just like us </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 1: The Jetpack Cold War</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=8</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/1979919/episode-1-the-jetpack-cold-war/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2014 02:23:12 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to episode 1, gang. We&amp;#8217;re happy to have you back!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On this episode of BS we answer the following:&lt;br /&gt;
- Is governor Chris Christie actually Santa Claus?&lt;br /&gt;
- Does a Tesla pay for itself? How about a house?&lt;br /&gt;
- What&amp;#8217;s our future, self-driving cars or jetpacks?&lt;br /&gt;
- How terrible is Elysium, really?&lt;br /&gt;
- Is The Hobbit&amp;#8217;s High Frame Rate format the future of film?&lt;br /&gt;
And duh, much moreâ€¦&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening babes,&lt;br /&gt;
Ben and Stan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Ryan Weiss (Producer, Musician) &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) &lt;a href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to episode 1, gang. We&#8217;re happy to have you back!</p>
<p>On this episode of BS we answer the following:<br />
- Is governor Chris Christie actually Santa Claus?<br />
- Does a Tesla pay for itself? How about a house?<br />
- What&#8217;s our future, self-driving cars or jetpacks?<br />
- How terrible is Elysium, really?<br />
- Is The Hobbit&#8217;s High Frame Rate format the future of film?<br />
And duh, much moreâ€¦</p>
<p>Thanks for listening babes,<br />
Ben and Stan</p>
<p>Ben Ryan Weiss (Producer, Musician) <a href="http://www.benweissmusic.com">http://www.benweissmusic.com</a><br />
Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) <a href="http://stanidesis.com">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:author>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to episode 1, gang. We're happy to have you back!  On this episode of BS we answer the following: - Is governor Chris Christie actually Santa Claus? - Does a Tesla pay for itself? How about a house? - What's our future,</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to episode 1, gang. We're happy to have you back!

On this episode of BS we answer the following:
- Is governor Chris Christie actually Santa Claus?
- Does a Tesla pay for itself? How about a house?
- What's our future, self-driving cars or jetpacks?
- How terrible is Elysium, really?
- Is The Hobbit's High Frame Rate format the future of film?
And duh, much moreâ€¦

Thanks for listening babes,
Ben and Stan

Ben Ryan Weiss (Producer, Musician) http://www.benweissmusic.com
Stan Idesis (Writer, Improviser, Coder) http://stanidesis.com</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode 0: Pilot!</title>
      <link>http://teak-listener-466.appspot.com/?p=6</link>
      <guid>http://www.blubrry.com/benandstan/1979918/episode-0-pilot/</guid>
      <dc:creator>Ben Weiss, Stan Idesis</dc:creator>
      <category>Podcast</category>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2014 02:48:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to BS episode 0, our pilot! We&amp;#8217;re trying this podcasting thing and we hope you join us for the ride.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In this first episode we talk about:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- The New York Times&amp;#8217; Dialect quiz&lt;br /&gt;
- Online dating: Tinder, OkCupid&lt;br /&gt;
- How to pick your nose and not get caught&lt;br /&gt;
- Voice acting and opera singing&lt;br /&gt;
- Japanese ice balls&lt;br /&gt;
And so much more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please enjoy and send us feedback, we&amp;#8217;d love to hear from you!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for listening,&lt;br /&gt;
Ben and Stan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Find Ben atÂ &lt;a title=&quot;Ben Weiss Music&quot; href=&quot;http://www.benweissmusic.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.benweissmusic.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/a&gt;Find Stan atÂ &lt;a title=&quot;Stanistan&quot; href=&quot;http://stanidesis.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://stanidesis.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to BS episode 0, our pilot! We&#8217;re trying this podcasting thing and we hope you join us for the ride.</p>
<p>In this first episode we talk about:</p>
<p>- The New York Times&#8217; Dialect quiz<br />
- Online dating: Tinder, OkCupid<br />
- How to pick your nose and not get caught<br />
- Voice acting and opera singing<br />
- Japanese ice balls<br />
And so much more!</p>
<p>Please enjoy and send us feedback, we&#8217;d love to hear from you!</p>
<p>Thanks for listening,<br />
Ben and Stan</p>
<p>Find Ben atÂ <a title="Ben Weiss Music" href="http://www.benweissmusic.com/" target="_blank">http://www.benweissmusic.com<br />
</a>Find Stan atÂ <a title="Stanistan" href="http://stanidesis.com/" target="_blank">http://stanidesis.com</a></p>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to BS episode 0, our pilot! We're trying this podcasting thing and we hope you join us for the ride.  In this first episode we talk about:  - The New York Times' Dialect quiz - Online dating: Tinder, OkCupid </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to BS episode 0, our pilot! We're trying this podcasting thing and we hope you join us for the ride.

In this first episode we talk about:

- The New York Times' Dialect quiz
- Online dating: Tinder, OkCupid
- How to pick your nose and not get caught
- Voice acting and opera singing
- Japanese ice balls
And so much more!

Please enjoy and send us feedback, we'd love to hear from you!

Thanks for listening,
Ben and Stan

Find Ben atÂ http://www.benweissmusic.com
Find Stan atÂ http://stanidesis.com</itunes:summary>
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