BaKChat

S4E5 “Techo Raver Gothbilly Goddess”

BaKChat — Tue, 18 Mar 2025 14:29:00 -0400

This week’s episode of BaKchat has Bryan & Krista in full on MAYHEM mode analyzing in the world of GAGA! The pair break down the album with Gaga lore, unsolicited singing & a full song evaluation that no one asked for, but we all needed. But first – the pair relive all the epic moments from Krista’s STAGETTE with stories you don’t want to miss. Fake sponsors include Calia lip gloss and Fluevog Shoes. The pair take a trip to the stars for a blind astro-off of the signs as Gaga songs AND dive into the unconscious world to analyze a dream (read: alien visitation) for Krista. All this and so much more!

S4E4 “Our Tits Are Online”

BaKChat — Wed, 05 Feb 2025 00:58:41 -0500

On this episode of BaKChat, things get a little bit spicy for some Valentine’s fun! Krista’s fake sponsor is Blush Lingerie (linger-ee, anyone?), while Bryan gushes over the app Red Book.

Grammy nominations are discussed, and the pair share their own guesses and hopes for the winners in the top four categories. Spoiler: only one guess was correct—congrats to Chappell Roan!

In Your Dreams is back, but this time with a nightmare that will either leave you howling with laughter or haunted for life.

It’s in the Stars features some astrological advice for the perfect Valentine’s date for each sign.

S4E3 Tinsel, Tidings, and Total Chaos – “None Of This is Podcastable”

BaKChat — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 00:23:34 -0500

S4E2 “We Try to Put the Sensual Back in Non-Consensual”

BaKChat — Fri, 01 Nov 2024 19:17:47 -0400

This week on BaKChat, things get real weird, real fast. First up, we’re throwing it back with some of our most dramatic emo crushes that still haunt us in the best (and worst) ways. Then we dive headfirst into a pandemic “kumbaya” moment that no one asked for but everyone somehow remembers. But the main event? Our jaw-dropping, brain-frying review of the ‘Resolve Black Crotchless Baby Doll Women’s Fishnet Body Stocking.’ Think crotchless, fishnets, and a one-piece ‘baby-doll stripper pack’ situation that left us speechless and mildly traumatized. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Fake Sponsors:Big shoutout to this week’s Fake Sponsors: @elizabethpedersonhair (making hair magic happen) and Model Express, for when you want to look like a superstar on no notice, no budget, and even fewer standards.

It’s in the Stars:B & K have consulted the cosmos, and let’s just say it’s a wild ride. Tune in for astrological wisdom you won’t get anywhere else, and maybe brace yourself for some truths you didn’t know you needed with a TUSHY twist! Ask us about our buttholes!

Parental Advisory:To our Moms: seriously, do not listen. We mean it. This episode is so NSFM (Not Safe For Moms), it’s practically radioactive. Everyone else? Hit play and enjoy the chaos.

Write us anytime at bakchatpodcast@gmail.com!

S4E1 “The Boyfriend Fit Episode”

BaKChat — Tue, 03 Sep 2024 12:53:20 -0400

We’re baaack! After 84 long years, Bryan and Krista are back with a bit more timber in their foundation and all the classic segments we know you’ve been not even thinking about! Fake sponsors include Henry’s Photos and Yoto. Yay! Bryan and Krista share their top 5 can’t live without products and want to know yours – “what are we missing!?” It’s in the stars features all the signs as types of people at high school (is Capricorn REALLY the sexiest principal!?)Cue up an extra long errand for this chonker and please don’t hold us accountable for what we said after 10pm!! Feeling chatty? Drop us a line at bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

S3 “Belinda, if You’re Listening…Please Reach Out!”

BaKChat — Thu, 03 Jun 2021 23:22:30 -0400

This week, B & K keep it short and sweet for episode 2 of Season 3. Fake Sponsors include Pulp Fiction (the Vancouver bookstore!) and the book “The First 40 Days” by Heng Ou. The pair discuss a range of topics including what Jesus would think of his representation today, vacuum sealing babies in the womb, semen analysis, and throw ALL the Carly’s some love. ‘It’s in the Stars’ is all about Geminis and the signs who love to love & hate them. Write us anytime: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

S3 “What was the Pubic Hair Trend of the 80s?”

BaKChat — Tue, 11 May 2021 01:02:18 -0400

BaKChat’s Season 3 premiere episode reveals some BIG life changes for both Krista and Bryan that have the future of recording BaKChat in an unpredictable state! Fake sponsors include Evo and Tushy (we all need a Tushy…like, trust us, we do!!!). Krista’s not the only one with pregnancy-related updates to share this week; tune in to hear Bryan’s exciting news! ‘It’s in the Stars’ this week features the BEST and WORST things we could do for each sign for Mother’s Day. Write us anytime: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

S2 Finale “I’m Totally Gay For Dicks!”

BaKChat — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 23:31:18 -0400

Welcome to SEXPISODE 34+35 aka the Season 2 finale of BaKChat! Joined by BaKChat University tenured and accredited sexologist, Vanessa! Vanessa’s second time on the show did not disappoint as the trio revisited their original test results from 2 years ago on www.bdsmtest.org and compared them to their latest results. Topics range from covid relationships, sex parties, non-monogamy, jealousy, chat roulette, pregnancy sex, and who could forget ‘Jaculatin’ (hint: you won’t be able to after listening to this episode!). ‘It’s in the Stars’ explores the signs abilities as monogamous, monogam-ish, or non-monogamous, and Bryan and Krista’s astrological accreditations are brought into question! Thank you to everyone who listened to Season 2 of BaKChat! We are so excited to share this must-listen finale with you. Stay tuned for a Season 3 premiere of BaKChat coming soon and as always, don’t forget to wipe front to BaK! xo B&K Write us anytime: bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

S2 “Enough of this Rectal Talk, Let’s Talk About Britney!”

BaKChat — Sun, 28 Feb 2021 23:00:00 -0500

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista pull out their monocles and twirl their moustaches to analyze the Free Britney Movement as professional, fully certified, BakChat-accredited legalologists. After watching the NYT documentary, ‘Framing Britney Spears’, the pair spare no words in their critique of the Hollywood-hungry society that has lead to us to the point of NEEDING to Free Britney! Fake sponsors has Bryan throwing Krista for an unexpected, rule-breaking loop with a very special surprise that incorporates a pattern from Colette Belt and Krista describes a recent trip to Vancouver’s new concept space, ‘Picnics and Poetry’ (picnicsandpoetry.com). ‘It’s in the Stars’ features an in depth analysis of Britney Spears’ birth chart and the planets responsible for the Britney fandom. #FREEBRITNEY Visit us on insta @bakchatpodcast or drop us a line at bakchatpodcast@gmail.com!

S2 “Chicken Blood Is In Retrograde”

BaKChat — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 00:24:42 -0500

Today, Bryan and Krista are joined by the wonderful and INCREDIBLY entertaining, Astrologer extraordinaire, Chad!! In this special episode, Chad shares with us the ancient language of astrology and all the life experiences that inspired him to pursue it. The trio dive into the conversation starting with the generations currently alive on planet Earth, the signs that drive their behaviour (who knew a whole generation had a sign!?) and how the generations can learn to get along by keeping this astrological wisdom in mind. Chad explains his theory of P.A.T. (Personal Astrological Trinity – his very own invention) healing, and offers up some insight with his explanation of rising signs, also known as your F.A.C.E. Bryan and Krista are blown away by the physical characteristics you can look for to determine someone’s rising sign – without even calling their mother for the time of birth!! You can book a PAT healing session with Chad via DM on instagram (@chadelia) and check out his videos on youtube – just type ‘The Bubbha Chadelia’ into the search bar!

S2 “That’s Not the Mandela Effect, That’s Amnesia”

BaKChat — Fri, 05 Feb 2021 19:31:24 -0500

On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista both have some skin tips to share from Skoah and SkinFix/Sephora during Fake Sponsors. Bryan’s baby prediction streak meets its match in a Preggo Update, and both Bryan and Krista CRY for the first time on air in a heartwarming story about a certain type of bug. While IITS doesn’t make an appearance this week, a date is BOOKED with Chad (@chadelia) for a special astrological episode #67 that will be nothing short of stargazin’ amazing. Alice returns from vacation for ‘Adventures with Alice’ and Bryan analyzes a very timely dream of Krista’s in ‘In your Dreams!’.

Keep in touch with us at bakchatpodcast@gmail.com. We love to hear from you!

S2 “I Don’t Think That Prostate Exam Was Accredited…”

BaKChat — Sun, 24 Jan 2021 19:34:47 -0500

Happy New Year BaKChatters! On this episode the curious duo find themselves exploring topics varying from nutrition to seduction. Fake Sponsors include Pasture to Plate, Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and Vancouver’s Gastown location of Local! The pair go rogue to discuss alien and matrix theories for 2021 and cap it off with a celestial journey to The Stars for one-word predictions of the year, for each sign. A future episode will put the predictions to the test with real-life astrologer Chad! (@chadelia on Instagram). Stay tuned for that sporadic release date!

S2 “Spooky Halloween Spectacular!”

BaKChat — Sat, 31 Oct 2020 02:12:51 -0400

As if 2020 wasn’t scary enough, the BakChat duo swoops in with an extra dose of BOO! Kwin surprises Bryan with a pop quiz of Lady Gaga’s 6th studio album release, CHROMATICA. Bryan proves himself worthy as a true Dreamologist with an on the spot analysis of Kwin’s recurring dream. Kwin gives an update on their pregnancy journey in a new segment and the pair roast the signs in a very halloweenie ‘It’s in the Stars’. All this and so much more on the 64th episode of BaKchat!

Write us! bakchatpodcast@gmail.com

S2 “Lick My Rat Hole!”

BaKChat — Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:13:04 -0400

On this JBWFLI episode of BaKChat, Bry and Kwin discuss Bryan’s Category 5 birthday blowjob and Kwin’s growing waistline and how they’re transitioning from Mimosas to Mumus! The “It’s In The Stars” theme preludes into Halloween festivities with each sign being categorized as either a naughty trick or a tasty treat.

S2 “Almost as Accurate at Taking Your Temp as the Back of Your Mother’s Hand!”

BaKChat — Sat, 14 Mar 2020 21:14:51 -0400

On this week’s feverish episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Kwin bring the heat on COVID-19 with entirely unqualified opinions and anecdotes. The only factual thing they know is something Kwin shares (too intimately) that Bryan wishes he, in fact, didn’t know. The duo discuss their lives post-corona-pocalypse and dish the deets on some warm fuzzy feelings. The fuzzies take us to a new cororna-riffic segment ‘In Your Fever Dreams,’ which latches onto the coat tails of an intergalactic stank shooting them to ‘It’s in the Stars,’ featuring what all signs are up to in self-isolation. Stay tuned for more frequent episodes designed specifically to keep you company during social distancing. Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal

S2 "Back For a Hot Holiday Minute"

BaKChat — Sat, 07 Dec 2019 00:27:23 -0500

Talk about a holiday surprise ya’ll! Bryan and Kwin are back in the podcast saddle again! Giddyup for a fun, festive diddle as the two pals have lovely catch up over some mulled wine. An ‘It’s In the Stars’ takes us to all the star signs as Holiday Party guests. So settle in and get comfy, ’cause BakChat’s delivering your present early.

S2 “The Throne is At Home!”

BaKChat — Mon, 13 May 2019 10:14:53 -0400

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista celebrate 2 huge milestones: The announcement of a GIVEAWAY with Twisted Extracts and their first 1 star review from a salty anonymous neckbeard!! BaKChat chats back to comments from K’s coming out ep...

S2 “I Feel Like You Should Have Drawn This Out”

BaKChat — Mon, 06 May 2019 10:09:17 -0400

On this week’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista are joined for the second time by Kim Janna! Kim Janna is a life coach, owner and curator of Cerreal Thrifter and the Queen of the #hustle. She shares mindfulness tips, chats back to listeners and shoots the shit with Bryan and Krista in a record-breaking two hour episode! Hear a double whammy ‘In Your Dreams’ and then hop on the astrology train to ‘It’s in the Stars’ to hear each sign’s self-care routine from your favourite, accredited (BaKChat University ya’ll) astrologers! Write us! bakchatpodcast@gmail.com Follow us! @bakchatpodcast || Bryan @bryhelix || Krista @karminal

S2 “I’m Coming Out!”

BaKChat — Tue, 30 Apr 2019 00:40:47 -0400

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista gets personal sharing a non-binary identity with all of our listeners and Bryan asks a few questions to gain some insight! Things take an emotional turn that reminds the duo why they started this podcast in the...

S2 “Always Carry a Possum Whistle!”

BaKChat — Sun, 21 Apr 2019 16:12:54 -0400

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Krista wins an Instagram contest with Community Thrift and Vintage and Bryan raves about rev.com, an online transcription service he’s recently discovered. ‘In Your Dreams’ has Bryan putting on a dreamologist cap for ...